Guy claims to be a mercenary trained killer

15  2017-02-11 by RippedRoofie

11 comments

Buzzword is, itself, a buzzword now.

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Op are you the guy in the video

You don't look like a murderer

thanks for your kind words

Rapist, but not a murderer. You're moving on up in the world :)

Can you teach me how to kill efficiently in cqc? I've only done takedowns/disarmings and while I can crush a deer or possums head in with a tire iron I'm not sure how much force is needed for a human

It shouldnt be much more than that of a deer, I would guess. And human skulls are more bulbous than a deers too, which leads me to believe they might be easier to crack.

I fucking love that he talks about how he's totally killed someone while dressed in a fluffy dressing gown with a toy Bagpuss on his desk. Man Bagpuss was a great show.

Somebody make him read Navy Seal pasta.

This idiot hasn't even read Machiavelli. Everyone knows mercenaries are shit.

/r/drama has to learn about the cute publication who is Soldier of Fortune.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soldier_of_Fortune_(magazine)

This is probably satire.