Thread in /r/simpleliving gets locked after OP gets real mad at the 21st century.

17  2017-02-14 by PhantomTicTacs

23 comments

*thread gets locked when I disagreed with a mod, so they retaliated by locking it.

You clearly didn't read my post. I'm saying we need to stop being narcissists and staring at our digital devices and get to know each other again and stop being strangers that inhabit the same geographical areas...

If we happen to run into each other on the street and I stare at my phone for a prolonged period while you're trying to engage me in banter, it's not because I'm obsessed with what's on my screen. It's because I'm desperately trying to avoid getting trapped into small talk with you.

Have you considered joining a Mennonite colony? It may suit you well and address your grievances. There's also tons of dedicated women, as well.

Person discontent with hyper connectedness of society complains on an anonymous messageboard about it

*Person discontent with the impersonal, special snowflake, overly complicated life posts on simple life sub using real name.

Youre supposed to grow out of the 'old soul' stuff after middle school

I bet u don't even have a bitmoji!!!!!

I got a tamagotchi?

Why don't these people join an international community if they're so unhappy?

Insufferable because I filled out the meta description for search engines?

Yes

Because your interests are pretentious neckbeard central? Also people who identify themselves with fandoms are trash lmaoooo

At least I don't get my jolies hanging out in troll subs shit-talking other people to feel better about myself dearie.

Lmao you're butt blasted someone called your pretentious interests out. But whatever helps you sleep better at night :)

you're butt blasted

I have no fucking idea what that even means. Go play your final fantasy.

Ummm so you're some video game obsessed geek who's upset that I play a different video game from you. lmao

I collect rather expensive vintage computers, you talk about your level 97 rogue bar wench demi mage on gorka morka on the internet with other pimply faced teens in their mother's basements.

Oh I'm glad you're here.

You know your snarky remark about how things aren't safer now because "huh huh two words: amber alerts"?

They became a thing in 1996. Slap bang in the middle of your precious perfect decade :)

They became a thing in 1996. Slap bang in the middle of your precious perfect decade :)

And didn't become a common thing until the 2000's.

Wow, people who write blogs are so narcissistic thinking that we want to read their every thought, ya know?

It's all just attention seeking. Take me back to a time before blogs, amiright?

I was expecting Jucy drama. All I got was a sad man locked away in yesteryear.

Those are some impressively rose-tinted glasses.

That's the funniest fucking thing I've seen this year.