This is what we all hope for, and yet so rare. Congratulations /u/cuckslovetrump that was beautiful

I wanna give mad props to OP. This is my first thread on /r/drama and it really is something special. Gotta give a big shout to /u/onlyracistonreddit for posting and /u/pointmanzero for regularly posting /r/thathappened type tales and "my wife is a scientist (lol "hard science" psych)". Someone get the man a flair pl0x

Edit: oh obligatory ban noobie as well

My wife is a PhD behavioral neuroscientist this is a fact Google me

^this is something you should not do on the internet

He just keeps giving!

look man, or woman, I haven't accomplished much in my life.

Never finished my pilots license because shit was expensive. Never got my ASE master because I am lazy. I tried playing baseball once as a kid and it was like watching a murder-rape on HBO late night. I tried backyard astronomy and couldn't line the damn thing up right.

But god fucking DAMNT IT! I got the trophy wife. Let me be proud.

If she has the gainful/meaningful employment and real-life skills, wouldn't that make you the "trophy" husband? But instead based on your reply above, she got the "pile of shit" husband?

I'm just asking questions here

wouldn't that make you the "trophy" husband?

Look, this whole human experience thing is simple. I found a crazy cat lady that became that way because she was too busy in academia for meaningful relationships and it turns out she ...well I can't speak for her, but she seemed to want a family after dating me. This is what I was looking for in a mate. Good looking, healthy, good family background, a strong independent and accomplished woman that would never need me to rescue her and one that can converse on my level. And to challenge me.

I proposed. Best thing I ever did.

Trophy husband?
I do have a large dick.

Girth or length?

depending on how you measure it it is either 7 inches or 8 inches long

and I just asked the wife she would have to measure the girth again, last time she looked it up and my dick is in the 98th of the entire world.

I too measure from the asshole to tip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc

I measure from floor to tip and mine is like 3 feet long.

I feel that, I'm ugly af but got some bomb dick, so my girlfriend won't leave me.

why is that pedophile /u/pointmanzero flipping out so badly in that thread?

Pedos are known for their short tempers. Its science

waitwhat