Warning: long and autistic discord drama
17 2017-02-14 by cerkies5lyf
This tale of autism begins in (as many, albeit undocumented) a magical place called discord.
The thing about discord is that (until recently) it was very hard to search for specific things people have said. But, you can go by word of mouth, or screen shot them as things go on.
The specific discord server this drama is none other then the /r/CringeAnarchy discord, a place of extreme autism, unlike anywhere else on the internet. When it first started there where only a few mods, but it became rather popular, so Fjalmbur (the creator of the CA discord) realised he needed more mods. There have been quite a few mods that have come and gone over the months, but the few that remain will always have a place in my heart, and the hearts of many others. These particular autists are none other than our hero of the story Vista89, and a few other faggots no one cares about, but I will talk about anyway, for no reason other than to make this look bigger, or as my old English teacher would have called this part "useless backstory".
But I digress. The other more permanent mods are uϟϟername (ss symbol for those on mobile or another place where you cannot see the emoji) Toasty Fish Heads and Sean1479. Uϟϟername and Toasty are quite active, but sean isn't because his parents never loved him. There is also boat man, but he left for a month, but came back, so he is not permanent.
The first mod there was IW who helped Fjalmbur make all the roles and channels, as Fjalmbur did not know how to. It was unknown at the time that IW was the most autistic person ever to use the internet, as he had been corrupted by reddit and rage comics since he was 9. (his account is 5 years old and he is 14)
Smart kid, but cringey as fuck, and had an aeromorph fetish, and apparently a shark fetish. Here is a screenshot of him realising he is a furry. I got this SC from CancerSquadron on the discord. He mods /r/FurryHate.
Enough about IW, on to Vista.
Vista was always Fjals favourite, as he was impartial to all arguments, and was reasonable and calm in the face of extreme autism. After a while he was made XO, which was a step above mods, and was intended to keep IW in check but after a while he realised modding these people was too much trouble and stepped down from mod position and went into freedom fighter, which is the highest role you can get aside from Mod.
This caused IW to go off into the deep end. He sperged out massively, made his own aeromorph server with his own fucking bot, that had keywords to make it spam aeromorph. This caused his mind to further degenrate, as he no longer needed to extend form of effort at all to find aeromorph, besides typing in some key words.
Shortly before this I got banned from the discord for the second time, this time was the longest ban. I got banned for using paint to edit an image of the servers creator onto a picture of Hitler, then PMing it to him, as I had been grounded and could not speak in any channel, so he blocked me, then I did the same but onto a picture of someone in a bukkake image I found on google. I pmmed this to all the mods and to a random high ranking person. At this point I was banned and had no way of getting unbanned. I was banned for about two weeks before I got my alt out and pmmed him, getting myself unbanned.
During my time away Boat Man left, citing IW as the reason. Shortly after this IW fell completely off the deep end, and start abusing his mod powers, which is hard to do, as most of the time fjal doesn't give a fuck, so he fucked up badly. What he did was he grounded people who disagreed with him. Not just one person, but like ten or twenty. The mods don't remember, and neither do I as this was about a month ago. He was demoted and sperged out, leaving the server, cursing us all.
And so now IWs home was his aeroshit server, where all the degenerates and rejects from the most autistic place on the internet reside, making it uninhabitable to those not already immune to the autism, halting all growth, and weeding out the weak.
Now it is the actual time for the story of Vista, our hero of this story.
Vistas fall from grace occurred about a week after IW left forever, and he supplied evidence of the mods kicking people for insulting them, which I did, and got kicked, so he got a talking to for doing so. Later, Cancer Squadron (whom i mentioned earlier) came back, likely trying to stir shit up, and bought up IW from when he first got here, and he revealed screenshots that IW had alts here again, and I bought up the fact that Vista had sent IW screenshots like the stupid little autist I was, and he got demoted to normie, and decided to leave the shit hole for good, citing his reason as "because the server dried up for me and because I got punished for nothing at all"
Rest in peace, Sweet Prince.
61 comments
n/a centurio_v2 2017-02-14
you mentioned me once even though the entire reason timmy and iw went nuts was because of me
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
you're the one who had a breakdown and left the server over me you boat whore
n/a centurio_v2 2017-02-14
and yet im still a mod
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
still, don't act like you're immune to your own little autistic tantrums.
boat slut
n/a centurio_v2 2017-02-14
implying i wasnt just sick of autism
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
autism lead to autism, eh? boaty
n/a LLAXIS 2017-02-14
TLDR
n/a cerkies5lyf 2017-02-14
Autism
n/a damn_it_so_much 2017-02-14
So does this sub have a discord or not?
n/a geraldo42 2017-02-14
There's an unofficial one.
n/a damn_it_so_much 2017-02-14
Dramatic, circlejerky, or both?
n/a geraldo42 2017-02-14
I don't know. Ask /u/thydocco
n/a damn_it_so_much 2017-02-14
I imagine the latter seeing as how I never see any leaks here...
n/a NatieB 2017-02-14
Wait, what?
n/a glmox 2017-02-14
i can't believe how much of my life was wasted reading this garbage
n/a Sean1488 2017-02-14
I am the Sean from the story AMA about cerky and his sperg epidemics.
n/a chezwizos 2017-02-14
R u gay?
n/a Sean1488 2017-02-14
Homosexuality is not me.
n/a Armadilloassault 2017-02-14
The discord was a mistake
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
i'm iw. i'm just coming here to say that OP is a fat 17 year old with B-Cup tits and actual aspergers.
this is his /r/roastme pic he did on his old acct, /u/cerkies4lyf deleted
the roastme post
the image he uploaded, album link.
the cap of me "revealing" my furfaggotry is a year and a half old. comes from this post, in which you can see me riling up all the spergs, as always. the cancer_squadron guy stopped trying to say that cap was new after i showed him that in direct message. squadron giving up 1 squadron giving up 2 those images also prove that i'm iw lol
here is a post showing OP being posted on a collegehumor article about "girls" getting roasted. all of the girls shown were actually girls, except for ol' OP.
btw my "abuse" of power was demoting one user by one role placement. fag users just exploded over that. don't care, i was going to leave anyway
i know this is autistic as hell, but OP is a faggot and deserves to get himself tarnished.
i'm only late because i was let in on this post a bit late.
sorry titsboy, this is what you get for being an explosive gay
n/a comet_foxbat 2017-02-14
You got your ass banned for being a degenerate furfag with a side dish of plane Fucking and autism
I have seen the aeromorph server where this autistic retard beats his dick to planes and sharks (most of them have dicks), he also has cyclic arguments with his bots that last for pages and pages
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
I'm sure you have. Totally reliable answer with all the proof we could ever want. Correct?
n/a comet_foxbat 2017-02-14
Yep, but since in my country you are not entitled to a lawyer and your a degenerate prima facie there is no need for me to post it
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
So you're saying you don't have proof?
Get out of my face cuck.
n/a comet_foxbat 2017-02-14
Trump isn't going to cure your homosexuality, just come out the closet already
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
Stop projecting your sexuality on me.
U mad over being banned from cruncha?
n/a comet_foxbat 2017-02-14
Dude I have like 80 alts now because of a user name binge (I like making creative names)
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
enjoy getting them all banned.
n/a cerkies5lyf 2017-02-14
Why are you such a faggot?
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
nice tits
n/a cerkies5lyf 2017-02-14
Also ur gay write up that took a week to write could be said by "hurr durr I'm being ironic and also look in his history"
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
it took me 5 minutes. retarded tits boy, go buy a new bra
n/a comet_foxbat 2017-02-14
Dude you are a typical furfag, you spend so much time defending your degeneracy and saying your not one of the minority farmers but you are a massive degenerate who faps to shark dicks
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
Pedophile liar. No proof no proof no proof no proof no proof
n/a comet_foxbat 2017-02-14
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/5vhisf/having_a_whale_of_a_time/de34sk3
Proof
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
look at the context you literal nigger. it's about shitposting, or at least it should be obvious. look at all the .......................... you subhuman abo.
next time, give proof that isn't ironic shitpost rambling
n/a comet_foxbat 2017-02-14
Saying something is ironic doesn't make it ironic you degenerate furfag, saying something is ironic makes it autistic.
How do you function with such crippling autism?
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
prove your statements are relevant to my true situation, please?
http://archive.is/3X3Sl
you're the one with autism (Crippling), proved by that link. you're scared of vacuums
n/a comet_foxbat 2017-02-14
My autism is high functioning, yours appears have destroyed your ability to go outside
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
prove that i don't go outside.
if your autism is high-functioning, my """"autism"""" is super-omega-ultra-superior-supreme-masterrace-grahamsnumber-high functioning
n/a comet_foxbat 2017-02-14
over 50,000 karma = neckbeard
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
prove i have a neckbeard and act like one
anyway
i've been on reddit for almost 6 years you fag. 365*5.5=2007 days
58.2k (approx total karma)/2007 = 29
29 meme points a day
is that really hard? i don't think so. especially since you have gotten 4.5k karma in 20 days (225 karma per day), you hypocrite piece of shit. if i'm a neckbeard, you're RMS without his intelligence and contributions to GNU.
n/a comet_foxbat 2017-02-14
autism^
n/a comet_foxbat 2017-02-14
at least 2000 of those points are from 1 comment on r/askreddit, i use quality over quantity
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
and i do the exact same, except more like 500 points from 4 comments.
cuck
n/a cyurmadeons 2017-02-14
Shut up furfag
n/a cerkies5lyf 2017-02-14
Then why did it take a week to post?
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
i didn't notice the post for a week you idiot.
get a new bra. it's obvious your b cup one is too small
n/a cerkies5lyf 2017-02-14
Your write up was useless as only me and ur stalkers (whom I think are alts of yours) saw it.
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
nah more people saw it. mostly people pro-me lel
n/a cerkies5lyf 2017-02-14
I don't think anyone honestly cares about you.
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
Says the stupid kid with tits, who doesn't know anything outside of ca
n/a cerkies5lyf 2017-02-14
The exact same people give a fuck about me, that give a fuck about you.
None.
I just don't pretend people care about me, whilst you clearly do.
n/a cyurmadeons 2017-02-14
Shut up and watch my video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z07EdWiaBY
n/a cerkies5lyf 2017-02-14
He's the one hiding behind twelve layers of irony.
n/a cerkies5lyf 2017-02-14
y did you ban me from server?
n/a iwilllurkreddit 2017-02-14
ask me outside of reddit, tits boy
n/a comet_foxbat 2017-02-14
Can I have link to gay write up?
n/a cerkies5lyf 2017-02-14
It's iws child comment.
Grats on the marriage btw.
n/a comet_foxbat 2017-02-14
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/5vhisf/having_a_whale_of_a_time/de34sk3
Lol proof /u/iwilllurkreddit is a furfag
n/a cerkies5lyf 2017-02-14
We've always know
n/a darksnake99 2017-02-14
this is a website for adults
n/a YairDude 2017-02-14
Hi