Little Caesars is not quality pizza by any stretch of the imagination. It is hot n ready by their own admission, but I don't know anybody who thinks "Little Caesars is quality pizza, let's spend some money to get the best pizza around".
Little Caesers is shit and people who like LC have dull taste buds so they can eat anything.
Case in point
/u/LativianHeat proving that every single Baltic Sea country is worthless.
I think LC is fantastic and I spent part of my life in italy!
Schools feed children Little Caesers and even the American Children are sophisticated enough to know Little Caesers is shit.
Name a pizza chain that isnt mediocre or name a pizza chain that is better than LC
Gas all of Europe. You can't claim to be so much more "cultured" and "sophisticated" then America and think LC is better then DiGiorno, Red Baron or even Tombstone for the same price.
A 5buck LC pizza isn't even the size of a real Pizza
I eat leftover pizza cold from the fridge. Lasagna too. Most things, really. I don't eat for flavor or experience, I eat so I feel full and have energy.
By adding two salty edits complaining about downvotes before claiming to not care about karma, you have earned the privilege of having your comment featured on /r/downvotesreally
50 comments
n/a TheJaguar77 2017-02-16
Dude blames Little Caesars social media team for downvoting his insane rambling about pizza.
n/a OiBoiFloyd 2017-02-16
(((Little Caesars))) are always ready to crush dissent.
n/a IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 2017-02-16
Little (((Caesar)))'s always has their cabal ready to suppress our freeze peach
n/a heartfullofhatred 2017-02-16
Ides of March when?
n/a DingoLingo2 2017-02-16
Fun fact: you can spot a paid shill simply by observing whether they agree with you.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-02-16
/u/TallMagnolia is right
Little Caesers is shit and people who like LC have dull taste buds so they can eat anything.
Case in point
/u/LativianHeat proving that every single Baltic Sea country is worthless.
Schools feed children Little Caesers and even the American Children are sophisticated enough to know Little Caesers is shit.
Gas all of Europe. You can't claim to be so much more "cultured" and "sophisticated" then America and think LC is better then DiGiorno, Red Baron or even Tombstone for the same price.
A 5buck LC pizza isn't even the size of a real Pizza
n/a JohnnyLargeCock 2017-02-16
You can't trust anything /u/LativianHeat is saying.
Oh really? You literally typed out Papa Johns, and then later go back and claim you misread it and thought it was Papa Murphys?
This is FAKE NEWS
n/a LativianHeat 2017-02-16
Papa Murphy's master race
n/a TSwizzlesNipples 2017-02-16
Papa Murphy's gives me really weird shits the day after. Good pizza tho.
n/a WorldStarCroCop 2017-02-16
Digiorno is inedible to me.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-02-16
I use one of those oven cooking Pizza Pan things but what you don't like the dough?
If Digiorno is inedible to you what does Little C do to your poor body?
n/a Lord_Tartarus 2017-02-16
I eat leftover pizza cold from the fridge. Lasagna too. Most things, really. I don't eat for flavor or experience, I eat so I feel full and have energy.
Eating is a fucking chore.
n/a Canadalol1 2017-02-16
People like you are losers.
If earing is such a chore stop and kys off and leave more for the rest of us.
😚
n/a Lord_Tartarus 2017-02-16
The more I eat, the less you have. If I'm going to leech of society, I'm going to leech as hard as I can.
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-02-16
Well when you're a fat sack of shit neet and eat 24/7 it's no wonder you find it strenuous.
n/a Lord_Tartarus 2017-02-16
First of all, RUDE.
Second of all, delet this.
n/a Ikea_Man 2017-02-16
wait a second... that username...
were you in the Chik Fil A thread in /r/Connecticut
n/a Lord_Tartarus 2017-02-16
Ya bby. Pls no doxx.
n/a Ikea_Man 2017-02-16
A fellow CT dramanaut, I like it
n/a Ikea_Man 2017-02-16
I mean he's right about one thing:
The only correct time to eat LC's is when you are blackout drunk.
n/a McFluffTheCrimeCat 2017-02-16
Comet Pingpong pizza #1!
n/a cantsaythat 2017-02-16
To be honest, they have really good pizza there.
n/a rawgrawg 2017-02-16
The secret ingredient is crime.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-02-16
Congratulations /u/TallMagnolia!
By adding two salty edits complaining about downvotes before claiming to not care about karma, you have earned the privilege of having your comment featured on /r/downvotesreally
n/a skivian 2017-02-16
Plz no bully linking. r/drama is a friendly place.
n/a Lord_Tartarus 2017-02-16
The inside of your asshole is a friendly, accommodating place.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-02-16
Some people are bullies.
Get over it.
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-02-16
Does this prove Little Caesar's is in on pizzagate? Has anyone ever seen Hillary Clinton in the same room as that little cartoon Caesar guy?
n/a cavides 2017-02-16
The real Pizzagate
n/a theherps 2017-02-16
Oy vey!
this stupid goy/u/TallMagnolia is onto us!n/a WorldStarCroCop 2017-02-16
yeah he is
Crazy bread is pretty fucking good though.
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-02-16
#NotMyEmperor
n/a ferchomax 2017-02-16
He is right though
LC is absolute trash, Domino's masterrace.
n/a Ikea_Man 2017-02-16
HEIL DOMINOS o/ o/ o/ o/
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-02-16
overpriced
n/a ferchomax 2017-02-16
You paid for minecraft
Minecraft
Your opinion on the price of things has less than no importance
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-02-16
minecraft is a great game that offers hours of fun. not only that, but it is great for kindling the creative flame in everyone!
n/a ferchomax 2017-02-16
Nice pasta
Is it new?
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-02-16
this is not pasta
n/a ferchomax 2017-02-16
I'm sad now
n/a rhapsodicink 2017-02-16
It's literally 1 more dollar
n/a Sober_Sloth 2017-02-16
/u/TallMagnolia spends 3 paragraphs bitching about down votes then claims he doesn't care about karma. Sad.
n/a Ikea_Man 2017-02-16
We all know Domino's is the best chain pizza place
fite me
n/a ferchomax 2017-02-16
Amen to that
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-02-16
The best pizza is Costco, it's 18" and $10. Also it tastes a hell of a lot better than LC.
n/a ferchomax 2017-02-16
Plebeians care more bout quantity than quality. Domino's offers 16" of pure pleasure, costco pizza tastes like target if LC tasted like walmart.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-02-16
You've got to be kidding. I'd take Costco over Domino's any day. The crust is so much better.
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-02-16
#fakedrama
n/a Ninauposkitzipxpe 2017-02-16
Team /u/TallMagnolia! LC sucks.
n/a Ronocm13 2017-02-16
I'd honestly rather go hungry than eat Little Caesars
n/a Michelanvalo 2017-02-16
I mean, nothing he said was wrong. Little Ceasars is fucking garbage pail pizza.
n/a icyhat 2017-02-16
The crazy bread is pretty good.
n/a icyhat 2017-02-16
Fuck all of them, Totino's Pizza is better than any other pizza on the market.
n/a CaliggyJack 2017-02-16
This is the real Pizzagate.