This guy is really angry about Little Caesars pizza

69  2017-02-16 by skivian

50 comments

Dude blames Little Caesars social media team for downvoting his insane rambling about pizza.

(((Little Caesars))) are always ready to crush dissent.

Little (((Caesar)))'s always has their cabal ready to suppress our freeze peach

Ides of March when?

Fun fact: you can spot a paid shill simply by observing whether they agree with you.

/u/TallMagnolia is right

Little Caesars is not quality pizza by any stretch of the imagination. It is hot n ready by their own admission, but I don't know anybody who thinks "Little Caesars is quality pizza, let's spend some money to get the best pizza around".

Little Caesers is shit and people who like LC have dull taste buds so they can eat anything.

Case in point

/u/LativianHeat proving that every single Baltic Sea country is worthless.

I think LC is fantastic and I spent part of my life in italy!

Schools feed children Little Caesers and even the American Children are sophisticated enough to know Little Caesers is shit.

Name a pizza chain that isnt mediocre or name a pizza chain that is better than LC

Gas all of Europe. You can't claim to be so much more "cultured" and "sophisticated" then America and think LC is better then DiGiorno, Red Baron or even Tombstone for the same price.

A 5buck LC pizza isn't even the size of a real Pizza

You can't trust anything /u/LativianHeat is saying.

Papa johns is pretty good but again it's not a fiver

Edit: I thought it said papa murphys I don't really like papa johns

Oh really? You literally typed out Papa Johns, and then later go back and claim you misread it and thought it was Papa Murphys?

This is FAKE NEWS

Papa Murphy's master race

Papa Murphy's gives me really weird shits the day after. Good pizza tho.

Digiorno is inedible to me.

I use one of those oven cooking Pizza Pan things but what you don't like the dough?

If Digiorno is inedible to you what does Little C do to your poor body?

I eat leftover pizza cold from the fridge. Lasagna too. Most things, really. I don't eat for flavor or experience, I eat so I feel full and have energy.

Eating is a fucking chore.

People like you are losers.

If earing is such a chore stop and kys off and leave more for the rest of us.

😚

The more I eat, the less you have. If I'm going to leech of society, I'm going to leech as hard as I can.

Eating is a fucking chore.

Well when you're a fat sack of shit neet and eat 24/7 it's no wonder you find it strenuous.

First of all, RUDE.

Second of all, delet this.

wait a second... that username...

were you in the Chik Fil A thread in /r/Connecticut

Ya bby. Pls no doxx.

A fellow CT dramanaut, I like it

I mean he's right about one thing:

The only correct time to eat LC's is when you are blackout drunk.

Comet Pingpong pizza #1!

To be honest, they have really good pizza there.

The secret ingredient is crime.

Congratulations /u/TallMagnolia!

By adding two salty edits complaining about downvotes before claiming to not care about karma, you have earned the privilege of having your comment featured on /r/downvotesreally

Plz no bully linking. r/drama is a friendly place.

The inside of your asshole is a friendly, accommodating place.

Some people are bullies.

Get over it.

Does this prove Little Caesar's is in on pizzagate? Has anyone ever seen Hillary Clinton in the same room as that little cartoon Caesar guy?

Instant downvote by the LC social media team

The real Pizzagate

Instant downvote by the LC social media team

Oy vey! this stupid goy /u/TallMagnolia is onto us!

yeah he is

Crazy bread is pretty fucking good though.

#NotMyEmperor

He is right though

LC is absolute trash, Domino's masterrace.

Domino's masterrace.

HEIL DOMINOS o/ o/ o/ o/

overpriced

You paid for minecraft

Minecraft

Your opinion on the price of things has less than no importance

minecraft is a great game that offers hours of fun. not only that, but it is great for kindling the creative flame in everyone!

Nice pasta

Is it new?

this is not pasta

I'm sad now

It's literally 1 more dollar

/u/TallMagnolia spends 3 paragraphs bitching about down votes then claims he doesn't care about karma. Sad.

We all know Domino's is the best chain pizza place

fite me

Amen to that

The best pizza is Costco, it's 18" and $10. Also it tastes a hell of a lot better than LC.

Plebeians care more bout quantity than quality. Domino's offers 16" of pure pleasure, costco pizza tastes like target if LC tasted like walmart.

You've got to be kidding. I'd take Costco over Domino's any day. The crust is so much better.

#fakedrama

Team /u/TallMagnolia! LC sucks.

I'd honestly rather go hungry than eat Little Caesars

I mean, nothing he said was wrong. Little Ceasars is fucking garbage pail pizza.

The crazy bread is pretty good.

Fuck all of them, Totino's Pizza is better than any other pizza on the market.

This is the real Pizzagate.