I have yet to encounter a poly relationship that was both healthy and had all individuals in it being mentally stable. Every single time I meet someone who's poly that seems well adjusted and think that maybe this person will be the exception, as I get to know them better, the psychological issues start to reveal themselves.
The saddest form of it is when a relationship starts off mono, and then one person says that they want to open it up or transition to poly, and the other person is wracked with guilt and sadness because "come on it's just sex, love isn't zero sum, it's just like how you can love two brothers at the same time, monogamy is just an oppressive social construct, i'm like a flower who needs more than one nutrient, oh man i love cocks."
Related: I know it's Jezebel, but haha holy shit does anyone else remember that one time some Redditor broke his girlfriend's heart by insisting on opening up their relationship, and then got cucked hard once she started scoring countless dudes while he couldn't get any, and he ended up wanting to crawl back to monogamy with her then got dumped?
That happens all the time because the number of horny dudes looking for a quick fuck with no strings is >>>> the number of women looking for it.
I saw a study somewhere that put the number as several hundred to one. I get the urge to have something different, but that just means you need counseling.
First thing to do is let her out, but only if she never saw your face. Secondly sadly no you may not fuck my wife at this time. You may reapply at a later date if conditions change.
Sure, my wife is really into surprise sex so feel free to just burst in and take her. The address it 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue; NW Washington, D.C. 20500 U.S, just hop the fence if you want to make it more special.
Sounds to me like a couple with a combined IQ of 50 found another pair of toothless hillbillies to exchange meth for sexual favors with. Play foggy mountain breakdown in the background and read his post with a thick mississippi accent and tell me I'm wrong.
As dramas resident swinger degenerate I am really amazed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to score a MFFF fourway? Single females who want to just sport fuck with a couple are called unicorns for a reason, and ones that are hot and not fucking batshit insane are practically nonexistent. When you fuck a unicorn, you kinda assume you are sticking your dick in crazy, you just hope its not dead rabbit crazy.
Getting TWO means either they have no standards at all, or are both incredibly hot. Especially going the online route, its far easier to pick up some horny bi-chick in a bar than online.
Its practically /r/thathappened material, so ifs real, my hats off to you /u/Oriiii thats amazing!
Now for your problem. Its normal for a first time swinging encounter, and especially because it was you and other chicks, so you are like "Oh yea this is the life with my harem" so no jealousy, and shes like "Oh shit that dude I love is like totally into that chick" and all the insecurities and visceral genetic jealousy kicks in. It will pass. She was into it cause she was super horny, once that passes, the "oh shit" part of the brain takes over. When women get stupid horny they get even worse then men when in comes to thinking with their naughty bits. Imagine the same thing but you just watched her get nailed by 3 dudes. Odds are you wouldn't be like "oh yea man that was awesome!" the next day.
This isn't real and if it is the girls were most likely unattractive and/or fat. That said open relationships are a disaster except for maybe .0001% of cases so if you cuck yourself prepare to be laughed it.
Open means they go and have sexual relationships separately. Completely different dynamic. My wife and I doing a woman together is psychologicaly different than me having a side chick.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-02-16
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n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-02-16
where's the drama?
n/a OniTan 2017-02-16
This is why poly relationships are a fucking disaster.
n/a Cephaliarch 2017-02-16
I have yet to encounter a poly relationship that was both healthy and had all individuals in it being mentally stable. Every single time I meet someone who's poly that seems well adjusted and think that maybe this person will be the exception, as I get to know them better, the psychological issues start to reveal themselves.
The saddest form of it is when a relationship starts off mono, and then one person says that they want to open it up or transition to poly, and the other person is wracked with guilt and sadness because "come on it's just sex, love isn't zero sum, it's just like how you can love two brothers at the same time, monogamy is just an oppressive social construct, i'm like a flower who needs more than one nutrient, oh man i love cocks."
n/a Chicup 2017-02-16
That happens all the time because the number of horny dudes looking for a quick fuck with no strings is >>>> the number of women looking for it.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-02-16
I saw a study somewhere that put the number as several hundred to one. I get the urge to have something different, but that just means you need counseling.
n/a Chicup 2017-02-16
Nah I think that's the last gasp until it's over. Too late for counseling.
Wife and I have been swinging for 15 years. We can quickly id the happy ones from the apathetic to the train wrecks.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-02-16
Cuck
n/a OniTan 2017-02-16
Can I bang your wife?
n/a Chicup 2017-02-16
Can you?
n/a OniTan 2017-02-16
I can. May I?
n/a Chicup 2017-02-16
Do you have a hot wife? Is she your wife? May I fuck her?
n/a OniTan 2017-02-16
I have a hot wife but she's not my wife.
n/a Chicup 2017-02-16
First thing to do is let her out, but only if she never saw your face. Secondly sadly no you may not fuck my wife at this time. You may reapply at a later date if conditions change.
n/a OniTan 2017-02-16
S'cool. I'm going to a swinger party this weekend.
n/a Chicup 2017-02-16
Prepare to be mostly disappointed.
n/a OniTan 2017-02-16
Won't be. I've been to many with this group before and they always deliver.
n/a Chicup 2017-02-16
Good for you then. 9-10 times we find a new group it looks like a weight watchers meeting.
n/a OniTan 2017-02-16
Do you ever come to Montreal? I can direct you to the good stuff.
n/a Chicup 2017-02-16
No, we are either local or take the swingers cruises, which are awesome.
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-02-16
Sure, my wife is really into surprise sex so feel free to just burst in and take her. The address it 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue; NW Washington, D.C. 20500 U.S, just hop the fence if you want to make it more special.
n/a OniTan 2017-02-16
Remember that time a cuck posted his jerk off fantasy?
n/a WorldStarCroCop 2017-02-16
I don't follow this shit but where do fuck buddies play into this? Does that count as poly?
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-02-16
Sounds to me like a couple with a combined IQ of 50 found another pair of toothless hillbillies to exchange meth for sexual favors with. Play foggy mountain breakdown in the background and read his post with a thick mississippi accent and tell me I'm wrong.
n/a BpshCo 2017-02-16
Cuckoldry not even once.
n/a Chicup 2017-02-16
As dramas resident swinger degenerate I am really amazed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to score a MFFF fourway? Single females who want to just sport fuck with a couple are called unicorns for a reason, and ones that are hot and not fucking batshit insane are practically nonexistent. When you fuck a unicorn, you kinda assume you are sticking your dick in crazy, you just hope its not dead rabbit crazy.
Getting TWO means either they have no standards at all, or are both incredibly hot. Especially going the online route, its far easier to pick up some horny bi-chick in a bar than online.
Its practically /r/thathappened material, so ifs real, my hats off to you /u/Oriiii thats amazing!
Now for your problem. Its normal for a first time swinging encounter, and especially because it was you and other chicks, so you are like "Oh yea this is the life with my harem" so no jealousy, and shes like "Oh shit that dude I love is like totally into that chick" and all the insecurities and visceral genetic jealousy kicks in. It will pass. She was into it cause she was super horny, once that passes, the "oh shit" part of the brain takes over. When women get stupid horny they get even worse then men when in comes to thinking with their naughty bits. Imagine the same thing but you just watched her get nailed by 3 dudes. Odds are you wouldn't be like "oh yea man that was awesome!" the next day.
n/a GrabDatDick 2017-02-16
This isn't real and if it is the girls were most likely unattractive and/or fat. That said open relationships are a disaster except for maybe .0001% of cases so if you cuck yourself prepare to be laughed it.
n/a Chicup 2017-02-16
Perhaps, but I've been with some insanely hot women in FMF's over the last few years and its definitely possible.
What they didn't isn't an open relationship.
n/a GrabDatDick 2017-02-16
What did they do then? Being poly/swinging isn't an open relationship?
n/a Chicup 2017-02-16
Nope.
Open means they go and have sexual relationships separately. Completely different dynamic. My wife and I doing a woman together is psychologicaly different than me having a side chick.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-02-16
The wife and I scored two unicorns in one year, so I just kind of assumed it was easy to find them.
3 years later....