Reddit's last bastion against child exploitation, t_d, finds further confirmation of pizzagate in Cleveland

35  2017-02-18 by [deleted]

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Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

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This comment from u/Blache13 isn't in this particular chain, but it's easily the most wew lad thing I've ever read. The parent comment said something like "the victim's family should be given 5 to 10 minutes alone with the perp."

If the family is liberal, they might give the perpetrator another 5, maybe 10 minutes alone with the victim, and rationalize it in their heads somehow as being a good thing. If people raise money to help refugees after a refugee just raped and killed their daughter, well they are capable of about anything.

Another nugget of wisdom from the paragon of intellect that is/u/blache13

Liberalism is a mental disorder. I don't think we should let a guy wearing a giant bow tie and a bicycle pin on his suit tell us who is mentally unfit to serve. I propose a change to the 25th Amendment that says that if you run for President on the dimocrat ticket, you are automatically disqualified.

If we are disqualifying the mentally disabled from running, why stop there? Don't let them vote either. Oh wait, that would decimate Trump's core support base 😂😂😂

I forgot dimocrats have no sense of humor. Unlike the idiot in that video, I was only joking. Obviously. Shouldn't have to explain that. Anyway, thanks for clarifying how somebody that would wear a giant bow tie and a bicycle pin on his suit could possibly get elected, the dimocrat voters didn't realize he was a joke. I suppose his lack of self-awareness as he calls somebody else mentally ill really resonates with dimocrat voters. They don't know what projection is, but they know it feels right when they see one of their own doing it.

Didn't mean to interrupt, I'll let you get back to your circle.

You have an interesting concept of humor. "Saying mean things about your enemies though without meaning it factually" is a rather low-brow idea of a "funny joke".

I would imagine most people would be more upset about a guy that was dead serious saying mean things about his enemy on the floor of the House of Representatives and calling for the overthrow of the government, but if you want to take issue with a joke on Reddit, go for it. One of those things seems a lot more important than the other. If that's what you need to do, I'll try not to question your priorities. Only a real jackass would try to make you look bad just because they didn't like your opinion. So I won't be doing that. So don't worry about me taking what you say and quoting it to a place where nobody would get the context or the style of humor involved or anything like that. That would be a bitch move for sure. LOL.

One of those things seems a lot more important than the other.

Sure, your neanderthal-level jokes are pretty much irrelevant in the larger scheme of things, doesn't mean that I can't laugh at them.

That you attack a bad man with them doesn't mean that I shouldn't laugh at them either.

quoting it to a place where nobody would get the context or the style of humor involved or anything like that

Oh, we understand what style of humor you people enjoy perfectly well, that's what's funny about it.

Apparently not. But please keep it up, you are driving sensible people away from you and towards us. Knowing that you laugh, even though you have zero understanding of why it is funny, makes it even funnier.

But please keep it up, you are driving sensible people away from you and towards us.

Obviously I was talking about this silly thing you or whoever did to get this started. It always ends with people joining us. It is a terrible strategy. Makes you look petty and childish. Especially when you miss the whole point and are worried about a letter. Anybody with any sense understands what I am saying, and would run away from that train-wreck you just posted. I would go back and edit that thing a few more times, geez.

It's the exact excuse bullies use when they get called out: "It's just a joke, bro."

An /r/drama user accusing someone else of being low-brow? You might wanna consider some sturdier walls before you start throwing rocks, buddy.

Yeah, we'll need some sturdier walls, you're right.

I shagged yer nan m8

What?!?!? Did you just...INSULT me??!?! #AGAIN?!?! I'm so MAD! >:( >:( >:( 😠😠😠😡😡😡😠😠😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😡😡😡😠😠😡😠😡😠😡😠😡😡😠😠😠😡😡😡😠😠😡😡😡😡😠😠😡😡 I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

I HOPE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND ALL PEOPLE ALIGNED WITH YOU POLITICALLY ARE LYNCHED AND THEIR PROPERTY GIVEN TO REFUGEES

haha, jk. i was joking, lol

See, no sense of humor. But at least you are trying. The violence part doesn't help, but since the face of your party right now is people wearing masks (cowards) hitting women, I guess it is all you got. Keep working at it, or you could just stay mad for the next 8 years. Whatever.

Do you not find it massively hypocritical that one of the main complaints of trump supporters, perhaps yourself included, was that "smug liberals who look down on us and call us idiots" are "the reason trump won," yet you simultaneously joke about liberalism being a mental disorder? If liberals did that it would probably make you made and you would use it as another example of "liberal elitism"

Also lmao at Antifa being "the face of the party" maybe if your only exposure to Democrats is what you read on the donald

The last thing I would ever call a liberal is elite, lol. And if idiot is the worst name you get called you are doing ok. Maybe you forgot the names tossed our way, and the wild accusations.

antifa is ridiculous, and hopefully you don't claim them, but they are being funded by the exact same people, or person, that funds your candidates. The same people that paid mentally ill people to go punch women, and with an assist from a compliant media blame it on Trump. Those goons should be declared a domestic terrorist organization. That shit is unacceptable.

And btw, a bunch of people on our sub are bernouts, people who saw what happened to Bernie and joined us. I get that reading some of the things we post may come off a certain way if you are not accustomed to the humor, and if you already have it in your head what you are going to find. Confirmation bias is a helluva drug.

In the end we are just people typing shit into a computer or phone. Nothing to get so worked up about. Unless you are out wearing a mask trying to shut down a gay man's free speech or other stupid shit like that I don't really have a problem with you. I think you are wrong on just about every issue, but other than that, meh.

wew effortpost

Literally no one likes the AntiFa, I'm a pretty liberal guy and I would oppose to them being given helicopter rides.

keep saying dimocrat it's really clever

Can do.

When I was done shaggin' yet nan m8, she mentioned she wishes she forgot to feed you for about a month so the world would be a better place.

Should have spent more time in school instead. What fucking language is that? Did a monkey teach you English?

I agree ya should have spent more time in school m8, yer nan told me that after she swallowed my horn m8.

What the fuck is a yer? Or a nan? I think you might have swallowed your own horn.

M8, just because yer an ignorant fuk who jerks off in the basement to the sounds of me shaggin' yer nan doesn't mean ya got to come speak to me about it.

I'm just wondering how many chromosomes u/blache13 is missing.

I don't think it's a lack, it seems to be an abundance of random ones.

13, apparently

Someone should invent a conspiracy theory to explain every social ill. Trump could give prosecutors additional powers to investigate them, and with these Special Justice Warrants, they could eliminate all the vast conspiracies plaguing society.

I have no trouble believing that a massive elite pedophile ring exists in the US, but I have also no reason to believe that the very same people who uncovered the mysterious Bostom bomber are somehow at the forefront of unraveling this conspiracy.

Idk dude some of those pizza shops have triangles in their logos and that's pretty indicative of a satanic pedo ring if you think about it with an open mind. If you can't see that then you're actively endearing children tbh

also like the elites they've brought up out make zero fucking sense lol

i mean at least alefantis would be plausible in a vacuum bc if you're looking for a front for a massive illegal operation, foodservice would be relatively easy to pull off. unlike, say, the biggest and second most visible political campaign of all time

You don't get it dude. Their sacrificial blood magick doesn't work unless they leave behind breadcrumbs that can only be pieced together by NEETs.

Hard to believe? Yes, until you really look at what the researchers have compiled. Heartbreaking!

Well /u/SwampGirlInAZ it is hard to believe, mostly because I'm not a complete fucktard.

Trumps First Member did an AMA here and confirmed pizzagate is real.

/u/cursedcassandra tell us more about how excited you are about the First Member? How did you handle it? Were you drenched with excitement?

danm where can i get me a member like that 😫👍🏻💦

those world leader thicccy big dickies drive me wild 😍😜😤🍆✊🏻💦

/u/cursedcassandra is the First Member thicc? Or it tiny, misshapen and orange? Inquiring minds want to know! If you won't tell me, I'll have to ask the KGB.

Des Moines has pizzagate ties

Let me at them delicious chilrens

how come Pizzagate is being confirmed everywhere but DC?

Because everything is fake news except some fucking retards with audio recording capabilities on YouTube.

I need to get some sex magic.

You're a sex wizard Harry.

I did too, man. I really... REALLY... wanted it to be false. We all did.

No you didn't you dumb fuck, or you still wouldn't believe. The only chucklefucks who believe this are ones who want it to be true.

Oh hey, I'm on the idiot part of reddit.

HI MOM

Did you just insult your own mother?