Organisers of formal youth ball in Ireland remind female attendees that dresses must be knee-length and without plunging necklines. 14-year-old Kardashian-wannabees don't take it well.

84  2017-02-18 by DredFX

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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Jeeze. You'd think they demanded they wear nuns habits.

These girls need to learn that sometimes more is better

Uh oh, now they've pissed off the pubescent ginger whores

Not to mention all the priests.

Not to mention all the priests.

Not to mention all the priests.

No, it's a girls dress code

Priest robes are always below the knee, except (possibly) for some of the protestants.

Protestants

Sluts

Protestants?

They don't hold balls in hell

Rude.

Quick someone fat and retarded post the xdcd or whatever comic about free speech but replace it with fashion!!!

You just nominated yourself.

Close enough ✔️

Does the word formal has no meaning in Ireland or something?

Oh, it does to most people.

Just not to millennial girls and women who want people to see their ovaries on Instagram.

Bring on the Burqas I say!

ovaries

I think you meant mammaries.

Why not both?

Even the most revealing miniskirt doesn't show ovaries. I guess you need a camera like proctologists use and an LCD screen, but that would swing into the modest (and quite offputting tbh) territory again.

It does if they have the truly gaping vagina I'm told sluts end up with.

Well yeah, we already established they are bad girls.

Oh Jesus Christ, it's a joke you stupid feminist cunt.

Like taking a candy from a toddler ;^)

Metaphor, brother.

ITT puritans

ITT another Paki who likes his white children dressed like whores.

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Not like this, fam.

Frankly I'm shocked that someone thinks I would ever harass PIMM.

Just.Absolutely. Fucking. Shocked.

I'm impressed at your ability to find these just off the bat like this.

Crippling autism? Crippling autism.

this but seriously

Okay, subtle snark is okay, I guess, but after 2 weeks of this can't you at least call me a dirty Queeb and spit in my mouth?

you say that like it's a bad thing

You wanted the little girls for yourself and now you're just salty Pakistani immigrants took your job.

GJ feminists

It's your own fault if you name a formal ball "Fusion Ball". If you're throwing any sense of decorum out the window, tits aren't your problem.

This was my initial confusion too. I thought this was like a teen club. Fusion is the name of some shitty club where underage grinding is mandatory.

No pants, no slut dresses...looks like the burka store gonna be making that guap. Seriously tho, why not pants?

No dykes allowed

Women in long pants is deplorable

Clearly, as almost everyone is arguing about dresses but I've only seen the occasional comment asking why pants are non gratis

Women in "formal" attire wearing pants was pretty frowned upon until like the mid-80s

Might as well show your body off at a young age because it only gets harder to keep it tight. I know after my 25th birthday my body really started giving me nasty surprises.....hair in new places, jiggle in the wrong places, laugh lines. I'm a mess ya'll.

definitely, can anyone honestly look back on their life and say they regret spreading their asshole for their math teacher to see?

Dang maybe then i could have passed math.

I blame the Suffragettes for this nonsense.

I love how this is somehow sexist as if the boys are going around in speedos and tank tops instead of long dress pants, long socks, an undershirt, a long sleeve dress shirt, and maybe a jacket on top of that. The only skin you'll see on the males is their face, neck, and hands. Maybe even a wrist! 😮

Ireland is the place where they still have villages where, once women reach menopause, they must make them lie in bed until they die.

Colloquially known as 'hospices'.

Fucking gyppos