In response to second part of post: money. Money cures ugliness.

Not in it, be casually leaning up against it. Have a look on your face that says 'oh wow you caught me while I was just chilling next to my sweet '05 impala'. Should get panties thrown at you.

how sick is the car?

If you're gonna do it lean fully in, get some terrible 80'sish sort of outfit. Try and channel your inner Mcfly, bet it wouldn't be the worst. They'd be all, wow this guy has a great sense of humor and seems really personable AND he has a super sick car.

take a selfie of yourself shirtless in front of your car, girls love all 3 of those things

120kg, head melds with my body due to lack of perceivable neck and while leaning on the bonnet the suspension on my '09 1.6l diesel bluemotion golf audibly creaks.

One at a time ladies.

How sick? Suped up Honda civics are stupid

Always go for dog and I'm being serious.

I think stick to dog and forget the car.

It happens. I mean, no lie, there are dudes that aren't even in the pics that get lots of hits just from cute animals.

Then you have been doing it wrong this whole time.

Regardless of how cute your dog is, the chicks won't bite if you're still a scrawny Brazilian manlet. It's why me having a meme dog works; my alphaness is so high and recognized, that any orbiting facts about myself are secondary to that previously mentioned alphaness. In fact, having a small meme dog makes me more desirable, because it's obvious that my self esteem is not anchored by mortal insecurities.

I'm just yanking your chain. If you can pull that hottie cuz then you can pull any tail, my friend.

What's the car?

Find a dog and have your picture taken with it

Cats work, too. Or most animals, tbh, just not sedated ones. A lot of people will insta-swipe left.

I got one of my asshole with a tapeworm peeking out.

Hi

Better call a expert in tinder related matters. /u/norci

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Varför så negativ?

What does this mean when translated to freedom?

'Why so negative'

Hey talk AEnglish you fucking heathen

Is there a cure for ugliness? 😔 What are firearm regulations like in your country?

Ha, good, do not get a gun.

No girl could say no to him then.

lookism.net

I'm old fashioned. I rely on unlit alleys and isolated women on night trains where my sex life is concerned.

do you have your dick size in your bio? you'll never get anywhere without that

They swipe me, i say hello, and they don't respond. I don't understand.

You should just accept the fact that you are disgusting and will die alone and penniless

well save up about $3500 and you might get an hour or so with one

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ur mom beat me to it

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who isn't tbh

My description is about what i do and what i like, with a stupid joke at the end

How to cure ugliness = money and not being fat if you're a man

How to cure ugliness for women = lower your standards

I have two pictures with two of my family's dogs, boys love that shit and it's pretty much a cure for my ugly ass self. Also my bio says "my hair color changes more than your ex's personality". Conversations usually start around my dogs or my bio.