Jordan Haskins, 26, has a criminal history surrounding a kink known as ‘cranking’ – where he removes a vehicle’s spark plug wires to make the vehicle vibrate to help reach sexual self-gratification.
I know I thought it was a fuckup on the article's part but then I saw him halfway through his evolution and it is the same guy.... He went to prison for a year after the mugshot so I guess he went down hill.
Stealing a car to get off on cranking the spark plugs when you're running as a GOP candidate for state representative isn't normal, but on Michigan it is.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-02-19
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n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-02-19
Buy a washing machine, Jordan
n/a AntiLuke 2017-02-19
He needs the exhaust fumes though. Or something. I dunno. Fetishes are weird.
n/a chanilastname 2017-02-19
Yeah then he can clean his filthy rags while he enjoys his filthy thrills.
n/a MrStealNoOnesGirl 2017-02-19
whatt the fuck
n/a Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-02-19
#MayoCulture
n/a Bonzalez 2017-02-19
How did this guy not win his race? I'd vote for him. Also this post is kink-shaming.
n/a _Norm_ 2017-02-19
The saddest part of this story: Those after and before pics.
Dude was a qt3.14, what the hell happened?
n/a PM_ME_MOD_STATUS 2017-02-19
I know I thought it was a fuckup on the article's part but then I saw him halfway through his evolution and it is the same guy.... He went to prison for a year after the mugshot so I guess he went down hill.
n/a _Norm_ 2017-02-19
*>ywn make him "pay" for your protection
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-02-19
Yeah, shit, the years 2011 through 2016 took a bat to that kid's life.
n/a ThatGaymer 2017-02-19
Tbh he looks more attractive chubbier.
n/a _Norm_ 2017-02-19
Maybe if this is your type...
n/a pm_me_pics_of_ur_nan 2017-02-19
He let go of himself after his Ford Focus broke up with him.
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-02-19
Anime, the ultimate scourge of our time.
n/a eskachig 2017-02-19
Guy looked like Wallace (of Wallace and Gromit), but with hair. Seems like this is just the day for all the weird-ass fetishes to come out.
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-02-19
Stealing a car to get off on cranking the spark plugs when you're running as a GOP candidate for state representative isn't normal, but on Michigan it is.
n/a double-happiness 2017-02-19
Why are men such a bunch of perverts?
n/a dreamedofworld 2017-02-19
To each their own
n/a MG87 2017-02-19
How can a car shaking give you an orgasm?