I don't think it was either of their fault. I think the dude severely misjudged how far he could throw her and his timing of doing so and because of that, she only had a split second to get ready before he picked her up and threw her again (hence why she wrapped her legs around him again.)
It was definitely his fault. After she's been hanging on to his neck, he then goes to surprise-throw her in the pool. Unsurprisingly she reflexively grabs on to him and it all goes wrong. Really easy to see coming.
Yeah, but I could see how he could misjudge that. It was dumb on his part to go for the surprise throw, but I think he also thought he was closer to the pool than he was and also wasn't certain she'd continue holding onto him after that.
Like I said, I think if it were brought to court, it's obvious they'd rule in her favor.
Even if she hadn't been foolishly gripping him with all her limbs I reluctant-to-be-thrown terror, she would have ended tagging the back of her calves on the concrete, or at the least her Achilles' tendon.
Proper form for pool party hijinks like this is a push from behind, which produces the shocked indignation and/or laughing. Then the pushee offers their arm to help pull the pushed out of the water only to be pulled in themselves. Cue laughing splashfights and some cheesy pop music, etc.
This guy in the gif just hadn't watched enough movies to know how real life works smdh.
shit like this prolly happens daily. who cares, people fuck up, people get hurt because they fuck up. next year no one will remember and next week no one on reddit will remember
That's a bit disingenuous there OP. First point, that is a humor sub, and my comment was flippant and intended as humor. Second, if you find yourself getting thrown into a pool, it's in your best interest to let go. The video clearly demonstrates that point.
Is it? Am I just a self hating fat guy? I thought I was just having a laugh because it's funny to watch people fall down, but even more funny when they are fat. I used to bounce on a pogo stick because it was hilarious to see my big ass bouncing around.
When I went to bed it was just the first line and the lowest comment in the post. Then this morning my inbox had had a shitload of replies. So the edits are what I added as I was going through and reading all the retarded shit.
Ultimately? I don't, but while I have some time to kill it's fun to chat it up online and read what everyone has to say. I like to see what other people think, and maybe they have something interesting to say or bring some new perspective to a subject I hadn't thought of.
Good Lord, don't fucking throw people. Simple problem solved right there. Unless you are standing at the top rope and there is a table below you, because that would change everything.
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n/a DuckHuntHotDog 2017-02-20
Jesus that looked like it hurt.
I don't think it was either of their fault. I think the dude severely misjudged how far he could throw her and his timing of doing so and because of that, she only had a split second to get ready before he picked her up and threw her again (hence why she wrapped her legs around him again.)
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-02-20
The only way it didn't hurt is if there is spinal cord damage.
n/a SamWhite 2017-02-20
It was definitely his fault. After she's been hanging on to his neck, he then goes to surprise-throw her in the pool. Unsurprisingly she reflexively grabs on to him and it all goes wrong. Really easy to see coming.
n/a DuckHuntHotDog 2017-02-20
Yeah, but I could see how he could misjudge that. It was dumb on his part to go for the surprise throw, but I think he also thought he was closer to the pool than he was and also wasn't certain she'd continue holding onto him after that.
Like I said, I think if it were brought to court, it's obvious they'd rule in her favor.
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-02-20
Even if she hadn't been foolishly gripping him with all her limbs I reluctant-to-be-thrown terror, she would have ended tagging the back of her calves on the concrete, or at the least her Achilles' tendon.
Proper form for pool party hijinks like this is a push from behind, which produces the shocked indignation and/or laughing. Then the pushee offers their arm to help pull the pushed out of the water only to be pulled in themselves. Cue laughing splashfights and some cheesy pop music, etc.
This guy in the gif just hadn't watched enough movies to know how real life works smdh.
n/a DuckHuntHotDog 2017-02-20
Tbh this is the most correct answer.
n/a baaaaby 2017-02-20
ree white knight
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-02-20
White knighting is what learning life lessons from movies is all about!
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-02-20
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-02-20
Oh my lord I had forgotten how...great?..,that movie was.
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
terror? Looked a lot more like irritation to me
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-02-20
tbh I couldn't see her face very well.
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
we're all doing a lot of assuming here, it's made for some lively discussions
n/a IAMGODDESSOFCATSAMA 2017-02-20
Don't throw people into a pool if they weigh more than 100lb. You have to push them.
n/a SamWhite 2017-02-20
Words to live by.
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-02-20
If he got closer and was willing to risk going in with her she'd have missed.
But no, he put his pride before her pert buttocks and look how it turned out.
n/a frescoaroma 2017-02-20
i feel like if i was in this situation i'd be like the guy who offered the busty woman $1000 to bite her boobs
n/a WholeLottaToughLove 2017-02-20
What makes those obese men think that they're allowed to touch girls?
n/a freet0 2017-02-20
bring back bullying tbh
n/a lifesbrink 2017-02-20
He was just gifting some mayocide
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n/a Orsonius 2017-02-20
shit like this prolly happens daily. who cares, people fuck up, people get hurt because they fuck up. next year no one will remember and next week no one on reddit will remember
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
make that tomorrow for reddit, maybe even after lunch break and the new links roll in
n/a Isolatedwoods19 2017-02-20
This kid I went to highschool with somehow got paralyzed when being pushed into a pool. I googled and the same thing happened to a British lady http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3567610/Paralyzed-bride-reveals-hasn-t-spoken-best-friend-pushed-pool-YEAR-severing-ties-woman-used-defend.html
n/a chanilastname 2017-02-20
Remember no woman is ever in the right on reddit.....unless it is a porn star saying "size dont matter".
n/a lionbaiter 2017-02-20
Weird, seems more like on reddit women are goddesses who can do no wrong and #killallmen
n/a UserUnknown2 2017-02-20
See, the difference is my narrow worldview from my circlejerk is right while your narrow worldview from your circlejerk is wrong
n/a chanilastname 2017-02-20
Maybe on twox and relationship advice.
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n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
That's a bit disingenuous there OP. First point, that is a humor sub, and my comment was flippant and intended as humor. Second, if you find yourself getting thrown into a pool, it's in your best interest to let go. The video clearly demonstrates that point.
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-02-20
Shaddap you fat hating nazi.
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
LOL wut?
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-02-20
You posted on a hate sub. That makes you evil.
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
Is it? Am I just a self hating fat guy? I thought I was just having a laugh because it's funny to watch people fall down, but even more funny when they are fat. I used to bounce on a pogo stick because it was hilarious to see my big ass bouncing around.
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-02-20
So you're fat and a fat hater? Technically everyone hates you.
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
Tell me something I don't know.
n/a CondeTrocola 2017-02-20
Humour sub lol
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
How would you describe it?
n/a Bonzalez 2017-02-20
Well it'd have to be funny first.
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
You don't find any posts in that sub funny or do you mean just that particular post?
n/a Bonzalez 2017-02-20
I'm not saying I don't find any of the posts on the sub funny. I'm saying none of the posts on the sub are funny.
n/a CondeTrocola 2017-02-20
"Lol look at this fatty. Not like us enlightened skeleton and skinnyfats".
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
The first part is accurate enough, but the second part doesn't fit.
I'm pretty hefty and I get a good laugh from it. Does everything have to be a battle for who can be the most offended?
n/a Crowsworth 2017-02-20
"Does everything have to be a battle for who can be the most offended?"
Yes, yes it does.
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
Oh, well, then my mistake. I thought this was America.
n/a serialflamingo 2017-02-20
Mate, there's three edits. The third of which being longer than the rest of the comment combined lmao
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
When I went to bed it was just the first line and the lowest comment in the post. Then this morning my inbox had had a shitload of replies. So the edits are what I added as I was going through and reading all the retarded shit.
n/a serialflamingo 2017-02-20
y do u care?
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
Ultimately? I don't, but while I have some time to kill it's fun to chat it up online and read what everyone has to say. I like to see what other people think, and maybe they have something interesting to say or bring some new perspective to a subject I hadn't thought of.
n/a Isolatedwoods19 2017-02-20
He also argues his point like a mofo throughout the thread lol.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-02-20
So vexed
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
nothing so dramatic, though I do realize the sub I'm in
n/a Isolatedwoods19 2017-02-20
What about all your other comments where you argued with everyone about why it was her fault and why it is ok to throw people into pools?
n/a asdfg3887543 2017-02-20
I'm obviously a dichotomy.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-02-20
Good Lord, don't fucking throw people. Simple problem solved right there. Unless you are standing at the top rope and there is a table below you, because that would change everything.
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-02-20
But what if there's a gay, and we're on top of a tall building? He probably won't jump by himself.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-02-20
Tell them there is a live recording of RPDR on the street.
n/a pepperouchau 2017-02-20
What race?
n/a BannedFromImzy 2017-02-20
I don't discriminate which gays deserve to be thrown from tall buildings.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-02-20
BY GAWD THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-02-20
kill all fats
and white women
but mostly fats.