Pedo Wanders into /r/Drama to defend Milo from le evil ess jay dubs

15  2017-02-21 by Malevolent_USB_Drive

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/u/leah128 if you know the difference between different kinds of kid diddlers you might have a problem ok

I know the "ebophilles are pedos with thesaruses" is le ebin epik maymay, but can you actually not recognize a difference between being attracted to a child and attracted to a 16 year old?

I know that neither is emotionally mature enough to understand the ramifications of their actions fully and thus most societies agree that they aren't able to consent, especially with a much older adult who may be pressuring them.

I'm not debating are of consent laws, as they are generally correct in my view, I'm pointing out that being physically attracted to a 16 year at old is normal while being attracted to an 8 year old is not. The two are not the same.

?? So what? The reason they're illegal is because you're taking advantage of children who can't make their own decisions, it's not somehow less worse to take advantage of children at one age or another.

Sure you can subcategorize pedos as much as you want but they're all taking advantage of children which is basically the only categorization that matters.

they're illegal

16 is legal in most of the US.

(and all of Europe)

If you are an adult having sex with 16 year olds you still have a problem even if it isn't "technically against the law" ok

All of these fucking people defending their attraction to kids, everywhere on Reddit. Why does this site attract so many kidfuckers?

I'm really more astounded by the fact that there are this many of them out there. The fact that they all come here is secondary really.

Recognizing attraction to postpubescent people is normal = advocating for fucking kids.

Why does this site attract regards that are incapable of understanding nuance?

It's not normal you fucking pedophile. I don't look at 14 year olds and think "I'd like to hit that", they're god damn kids.

Are you telling me that as soon as someone turns 18 (or 16 in Europe) a magic switch goes off that makes you attracted to them? You are a fucking mongoloid.

Of course not. But I know that I feel way differently about 14 and 15 year olds then I do about 18 and 19 year olds. There's a huge fucking difference, pedo.

Are you telling me that as soon as someone turns 18 (or 16 in Europe) a magic switch goes off in your head that makes you attracted to them?

So yes then.

Funny that a self-proclaimed anarchist would base his morality off of laws : ^ )

You're an idiot. Obviously people mature at different rates but you're here saying that some 13 year olds are hot and fair game. Uh no they aren't. What a fucking creep.

Would your magical strawman happen to be Benjamin Button? With every reply you keep reducing the age. First it was 16, then 14, then 13.

I don't look at 14 year olds

I feel way differently about 14 and 15 year olds then I do about 18 and 19 year olds

you're here saying that some 13 year olds are hot and fair game

typical pedophile, getting mad about the supposed differences of 13-15 year olds sexual attractiveness

> virtue signalling this hard

Gotta let the other srdines know you're against "pedos" the most

I had so much great sex when I was 17. Good times.

The ideal women's age for sex is 20-24, when they have learned how to do it properly, but are still in their physical prime.

Doesn't mean sex with women older than that can't be great as well, of course.

poor women have to deal with all those men not in their physical prime after they hit 24

you should ask women for their ideal age in men. I don't really care, as long as the women I like, like me too.

My ideal age is pretty much within the half my age + 7 to twice (my age - 7) boundary and I don't know any women who would significantly disagree.

that's great sweety

TBH sex when I was 17 was kinda shit and awkward, but sex got a lot better in my 20's and even better in my 30's. I guess it just depends on the person.

of course you get better at it over time, but it was still a great time.

even better in my 30's.

meh

People who look back wistfully at their teens are kinda failed adults IMO. Being a teenager sucks balls, and not in a good way. As an adult I have money and freedom to do what I want, and because I have no children, a complete lack of responsibility for anyone other than myself. I can just go and buy sex with a hard up 18 year old if need be, but I have daddy issues so I gravitate towards silver foxes with dad dicks.

Being a teenager sucks balls

Maybe for you it did. And now you can spend $50k per year, and you can decide all by yourself, if after your exhausting day job you want to eat the pepperoni pizza or the ham pizza, you can decide if you want to reddit or watch a series. You are so free and have so much money now. Just not as free or rich as I was with 16.

haha, btw: why are you even so obsessed with my life? Why does it matter to you?

All I said was that 16 is legal age of consent in most of the US and all of Europe.

Is that (A) correct? or (B) incorrect?


OK, when the other guy got super angry about this very simple and very true statement. I also said that just to piss him off, that if I wanted to I could find a 16 year old who wants to have sex right now and do it.

At that point it appaently became really important for you to believe that I'm not attractive or something, which is a really weird concern here, if your original concern was that 16 year olds don't like sex or what? And apparently it's also super important to you that my adult life sucks, because I had a great time when I was young.

It just wouldn't be fair if my whole life was more awesome than yours, would it?

Being a teenager sucks balls

Nah it was great.

As an adult I have money and freedom to do what I want,

Being an adult is great too. Definitely more possibilities.

I can just go and buy sex with a hard up 18 year old if need be

Idk. Paying for sex feels wrong to me.

Reported for sex negativity

https://i.imgur.com/LTkPJiB.png

They have a point friendo.

-UncleSamuel

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+6? I'm at 0!

lol

It's not just "technically" legal. The government didn't accidentally forget to close some super secret loophole.

In fact, most places have even lower AOC if the age difference is only a few years. That's also not by accident, or "only technically legal."

I have a girlfriend, who I love, and on whom I'd never cheat. If I were single I'd go out and find a 16 year old right now who wants to have sex with me, legally and happily for all involved, just to piss you off! haha

And your whole issue with that is your problem, not mine. :-)

Brags about going and finding 16 year olds to have sex with in a hypothetical scenario

says I'm the one with the problem

got it

i'm not bragging about it.

and you are the one with the problem, and it's all in your head.

ok

I have a girlfriend, who I love, and on whom I'd never cheat. If I were single I'd go out and find a 16 year old right now who wants to have sex with me, legally and happily for all involved, just to piss you off! haha

1) Your girlfriend is an anime body pilow

2) No 16 year old has ever wanted to fuck you.

hahahaha lots of them wanted to and lots of them did. Last time when I was 19 though, so long time ago.

My girlfriend is hot, successful, and from a very good family.

You literally can only dream about my life.

Sure buddy, whatever bullshit you say.

don't cry

Were you born with autism or did you catch it somehow?

hahaha no.

I was born with good facial features and did a lot of sports when I was young.

I think with that retort, you just proved that you are in fact autistic.

that seems to be important to you.

Since I won't give up my identity to convince you of the contrary, why don't you just go ahead and believe whatever your heart desires?

It doesn't change anything about the simple facts I mentioned earlier, but maybe it can quell your irrational anger at me :)

XD

I'm pointing out that being physically attracted to a 16 year old is normal

How old are you?

21

I'm young, but that's irrelevant.

It isn't really, is it now fam?

It kind of is

Where does anime fit into this?

She's actually a 300 year old demon so there's no problem.

How old is that in dragon years?

Going off of appearances, 7.

don't dragons experience time the same as other creatures tho and since the measurement of a year is the amount of time it takes the planet to complete a rotation around the sun wouldn't 300 demon years = 300 dragon years. Unless of course the demon returns to wherever it was summoned from and the dragon returns to dragonland or whatever.

Whatever the case I would definitely only ever fuck a dragon if he/she was older than 18

Milo didn't talk about a 16 year ikd

difference between being attracted to a child and attracted to a 16 year old?

One of them is European and one of them isn't a pedophile.

16 year old is a child.

for you

And the majority of the public who elected the laws that dictated what the age of an adult is. At least in most Western countries.

That makes paedophilia legal in England.

That's cutting edge progressive.

Sixteen is very common in Western countries including the US.

Found the pedo

le evil ess jay dubs

sardinocide now.

You say this unironically. If you're not being paid to spend so much of your life to agendapost by now, you should consider yourself a failure and euthanize yourself.

WHERE DO I GET IN ON THE ACTION THOUGH??

Try sharia blue. Good pay, decent benefits, you get to browse reddit all day.

>doesn't support the sardinocide

you're going to be the first against the wall

And then I'll create another username. There's no getting rid of us.

Brandishing is a serious offense, I'll see that the admins hear about this!

Why is drama turning into SRD. I come here to laugh at banal arguments and see idiots on both sides but the last few days there's been a ton of agendaposting against the_doofus.

cry more

You are cancer

cry more

You are herpes

Cry moar

Maybe the dons fan club should stop being such milk engorged lolcows.

Cry more.

You didn't even call me a South Park Neutral. You're better than this, we all should strive to be better than this.

Probably so, I'm just feeling lazy today

we go where the drama is, these last days with milo and the_retards have given an abundance of the precious drama

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get a job hypno

Cry moar

Milo just got kicked to the curb for saying 'paedos, maybe not that bad'. Of course it's going to get done to death. Just ride it out if you're not enjoying it.

This is one post with a bunch of people making fun of it, there's no back-and-forth here

Have some standards OP

no

Post in r/Drama

Have some standards

Pick one.

OP is a massive faggot, it is particularly well known in this case

nothing personnel... kid

you can't meme your way out of this one

oh no, you exposed me

Nothing left to do now but end it

but I'm getting massive ShariaBlue/David Brock bucks I can't stop now!

also the fact that I am recognized now is pretty gr8 tbh

you exposed me

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So how would kid-fucking be regulated in an anarchist society? What's to prevent some hobo from asking a four year old girl if she wants to get fucked and then exploiting her naivity?

I'm not an anarchist.

So you're cool with it?

I'm cool with hierarchies such as systems of laws that define criminal behavior, including pedophilia.

I'm cool with...pedophilia. ~ Malevolent_USB_Drive

I'm cool

~Malevolent_USB_Drive

As the Bible says, "there is no God."

I'm not an anarchist so have no idea how it'd be dealt with, but the problem you pose in your second question very much exists in today's society.

At least this argument about semantics is juicier than "well, if you mean classic liberal..."

tru, even I'm sick to death of that shit

podesta is a pedophile because he ordered cheese pizza one time

milo isn't a pedophile despite advocating heavily for pedophilia

Altright_irl

Stop using Yurop as acounter-example you sick kid fuckers. These laws were made for horny teenagers boosting our dying birth rate with accidents, not for old geezers like you that like raping children.

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ITT: Kid diddlers defending their kid diddling logic.

4 years later and this video is still relevant.

It's really disturbing how many of these people come out of the woodwork.

Like I knew /r/drama was fucked up but still.

The worst pedos have been banned actually. I had to read some really disturbing shit in the mod queue. I don't know why /r/drama attracts them.

Damn.

Yeah I guess it's the whole sanctuary city vibe that makes them think they can feel safe here.

i'm not sure what good it will to to post this here but

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias

The American Psychiatric Association, in its Diagnostic and Statistical Manual, Fifth Edition, draws a distinction between paraphilias

Pedophilia Prepubescent children, also spelled paedophilia; often confused with hebephilia, ephebophilia, and pederasty

so the lolcow isn't technically incorrect. Milo is still wrong for basically advocating for the abuse of young boys, but it isn't really just thesauropedos as another user pointed out, there are actual clinical definitions.

distinction without a difference tbqh

There is. A paraphilia is a mental illness. Hebephilia is grey zone. Ephebephilia is considered normal in psychology.

Ohhhh, think of the poor pedos!

that's not the point, it's about actual mental illness definition.

Pedophilia is a Paraphilia which is a mental illness and such it is written down in medical science.

I didn't make this up I am just pointing towards the fucking facts.

We get it, you wanna fuck kids.

linking to medial facts = I wanna diddle.

get a load of this lad, wew

https://i.imgur.com/WWoOABF.png

I'm with you brother. Just because we want to have sloppy sex with 16 year olds doesn't mean we should be lumped with those other sexual deviants.

-UncleSamuel

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/u/leah128 is right.

Milo did not endorse pedophilia, he endorsed relationships with sexually mature 13 year old children. Big difference. You know the expression "if there's grass on the field, play ball"? Proves his point.

Everybody knows at children are totally 100% mature at age 13 and definitely prepared to have a sexual relationship with a 30 or 40 year old adult. No chance at all that it could be traumatic and damage them for the rest of their life.