Do you live at home? Have a job? I got banned on /r/LateStageCapitalism recently for posting an article that concluded the vast majority of communist protestors still live with their mom.
i'll stop posting it when global capitalism finally collapses under its own weight and we usher in the end of history and the liberation of all workers
It's not a totally implausible finding but the sourcing looks super shady. A secret BfV study that only Bild (like The Sun but worse) has access to? But we can't see anything about the methodology, sampling, definitions, etc? And it seems to be talking only about people arrested at protests, and there's no comparison to the 21-24 male demographic group generally, etc etc. Pretty worthless report IMO.
In fairness that article is from Bild, which is basically the German equivilent of the Sun or Daily Mail. Its always getting criticised for not sourcing shit properly and has been very conservative/anti-communist historically. LSC is run by 14 year old tankies though so fuck em.
Bro what the fuck how are you losing track of the plot? The guy is saying "I can fuck multiple girls, but those girls better not fuck multiple guys". He isn't leftist, he's a player who calls it polyamory and then got offended when he got called out for his shit.
No, I can personally confirm as a non-straight trans poly person that the sentiment you've seen directed at you here does not compare at all to the bigotry I've experienced because I'm not-straight and/or trans (and by the way, 'queer' is a slur, it's not yours to reclaim, and your saying it so freely as a straight man does not endear you to us).
Ew. Just...ew, that's all I can really say. I'm with two guys, one of them is even straight, and he feels nothing like that at all. He'll even go to bed early so my other boyfriend and I can have some solo time.
This isn't an alt so I don't want to get too into it but, long story short, we're an LDR and he'll be down for threesomes when we meetup in real life one day but he prefers to not do the whole over Skype thing in a group because he's decided it's kind of odd to have his best friend's (yes, as an added bonus, they're best friends in real life) dick in the corner of his screen.
Also letting their girlfriend watch that sexy man/man action, which is something all men really need to do for their girlfriends unless they want to be misogynists.
anime has taught me that to be a Harem King requires: being completely generic and forgettable as a person; somehow never actually getting any despite constantly having it thrown at you; and possibly being unaware of what pussy even is, as all of your sexual escapades centre on looking at and/or touching boobies and nothing more
I mean, I personally don't mind if women sleep around, I wish more people did it, safely. Now, if I was in a relationship with someone, then I would not like it if they were sleeping around while they are in a relationship with me.
As long as you don't take an already existing relationship and then demand to sleep with more women while she can't do the same with men then hypocrisy is irrelevant.
Lots of things people desire in relationships are technically hypocritical, not every issue has to be a power struggle to reach perfect equality
Well he tells them all that, which bores them to sleep. Then he can have his way with them. If there is another guy around it ruins it cause somone is still awake to object.
That definitely belonged in r/drama.
While nearly everyone in the threads were naming and shaming him, I saw nothing wrong with what he stated. He and his partners have that arrangement and they're all consenting adults. That's how he identifies. So what?
Fuck overly sensitive pansies.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-02-22
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n/a bigtool123 2017-02-22
ALL the comment threads are worth it. There is even one of them accusing him of misappropriating Kaitlyn Jenner's gender.
n/a MORTIFIEDONUTS 2017-02-22
I thought it was clear that Caitlyn identifies as an apache helicopter
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-02-22
I am an unironic communist and this post makes me think "the left was a mistake"
n/a bigtool123 2017-02-22
Do you live at home? Have a job? I got banned on /r/LateStageCapitalism recently for posting an article that concluded the vast majority of communist protestors still live with their mom.
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-02-22
Must've hit a little too close to home, thus putting their mother in danger. Shame on you.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-02-22
I'm at work :/
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-02-22
of course i have a job.
i indoctrinate children for a living
n/a darth_stroyer 2017-02-22
Ah, /r/srd mod.
n/a brandstone 2017-02-22
Oh please, not all of them are pedophiles.
n/a Thhueros 2017-02-22
My job is turning them gay, whats your specialty?
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-02-22
fully automated luxury gay space communism
n/a Thhueros 2017-02-22
Get that shit-tier meme out of here boi
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-02-22
i'll stop posting it when global capitalism finally collapses under its own weight and we usher in the end of history and the liberation of all workers
n/a EvanHarper 2017-02-22
It's not a totally implausible finding but the sourcing looks super shady. A secret BfV study that only Bild (like The Sun but worse) has access to? But we can't see anything about the methodology, sampling, definitions, etc? And it seems to be talking only about people arrested at protests, and there's no comparison to the 21-24 male demographic group generally, etc etc. Pretty worthless report IMO.
n/a Strephyl 2017-02-22
hoho what an epic troll 😏
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-02-22
Lol, saved for future use.
n/a Will0saurus 2017-02-22
Source is shitty
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-02-22
Either way it'll cause some butthurt.
n/a Will0saurus 2017-02-22
In fairness that article is from Bild, which is basically the German equivilent of the Sun or Daily Mail. Its always getting criticised for not sourcing shit properly and has been very conservative/anti-communist historically. LSC is run by 14 year old tankies though so fuck em.
n/a FuckTripleH 2017-02-22
I'm a Marxist and I got banned from latestagecapitalism because I said their policy of banning people for using the word "bitch" was liberal bullshit
n/a lukas8u 2017-02-22
Bro what the fuck how are you losing track of the plot? The guy is saying "I can fuck multiple girls, but those girls better not fuck multiple guys". He isn't leftist, he's a player who calls it polyamory and then got offended when he got called out for his shit.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
Imagine getting "called out" by cuckolds. lol
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
You are very close to a breakthrough. I believe in you, hooper.
n/a Gh0st1y 2017-02-22
I'm also an unironic communist who had the same reaction.
n/a Neon_needles 2017-02-22
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
n/a CaliggyJack 2017-02-22
/u/Spockface with the serious kinkshaming there bruv.
Sounds like yer just a whiny cunt.
n/a bigtool123 2017-02-22
SAY IT WITH ME
n/a cuteman 2017-02-22
Internet relationship lol
n/a darth_stroyer 2017-02-22
C
n/a serialflamingo 2017-02-22
Oh, honey
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
lol cuck
n/a Will0saurus 2017-02-22
lol skype in 2017
n/a freet0 2017-02-22
Also we think you probably hate the jews and pour milk in before the cereal
n/a Neon_needles 2017-02-22
I demand this guy answer for this incredibly bad post years ago.
n/a jPaolo 2017-02-22
The guy just needs good dicking. Nothing breaks toxic masculinity like prostate orgasm caused by fellow alpha's mighty schlong.
n/a rarestpepesforsale 2017-02-22
Also letting their girlfriend watch that sexy man/man action, which is something all men really need to do for their girlfriends unless they want to be misogynists.
n/a chaosakita 2017-02-22
Yes!!! As a woman who loves gay porn I totally agree.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
You know what kind of girls like gay porn?
Fat girls.
n/a jPaolo 2017-02-22
Did anime lie to me?
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
Well, that depends. Did you look at who was buying the anime?
n/a jPaolo 2017-02-22
Oh.
Oh no.
n/a chaosakita 2017-02-22
I'm not far tho. Unless you're pro ana.
n/a lifesbrink 2017-02-22
winks
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
^ This guy has the experience.
n/a jPaolo 2017-02-22
Feminism in men is achieved this way, one wave at one anal orgasm at time.
I'm currently on 6th.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
Thanks for confirming my suspicions of male feminists.
n/a jPaolo 2017-02-22
7th
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
We don't really need to know how many liters of semen you have licked out of your girl's asshole.
n/a jPaolo 2017-02-22
Implying ownership is extremely problematic
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
4u
n/a Nerdlinger 2017-02-22
Somebody needs to get a little Naughty By Nature in their lives.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-02-22
Yep, had to listen to that as soon as I saw it.
n/a KateUptonsCumback 2017-02-22
5 LITTLE LETTERS IM MISSING HERE
n/a awh 2017-02-22
I was gonna say, "One Penis Policy" is exactly the opposite of what OPP really means.
(That and Ontario Provincial Police)
n/a phedre 2017-02-22
That sub read him the house down, under the cement.
n/a Chicup 2017-02-22
Stale vegan polyamory.
n/a EvanHarper 2017-02-22
think of it as dumpster diving
n/a Albino_Namekian 2017-02-22
I don't even know whose side to take here. It's like a mosh pit of faggotry with everyone trying to crowd surf.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-02-22
It's a mosh pit full of invalids.
n/a eskachig 2017-02-22
The OPP fag is definitely the worst of the bunch, your path is clear.
n/a bleasehalb 2017-02-22
Most fags I know are def not OPP lol.
n/a eskachig 2017-02-22
You're thinking about gayfags.
n/a rockidol 2017-02-22
tl:dr?
n/a lifesbrink 2017-02-22
I really enjoyed the sperging from u/shortergirl. Good times for all!
n/a CaliggyJack 2017-02-22
/u/polythrowawayer
Teach me your godly ways so that I may become a Harem king with a giant gathering of Waifu's who will never leave me.
n/a EvanHarper 2017-02-22
anime has taught me that to be a Harem King requires: being completely generic and forgettable as a person; somehow never actually getting any despite constantly having it thrown at you; and possibly being unaware of what pussy even is, as all of your sexual escapades centre on looking at and/or touching boobies and nothing more
n/a MG87 2017-02-22
anime was a mistake
n/a CaliggyJack 2017-02-22
Damn... That requires an immense amount of discipline.
I must train more.
n/a EvanHarper 2017-02-22
here this training method should help
n/a CaliggyJack 2017-02-22
Understood
n/a HINDBRAIN 2017-02-22
He sounds like a total cuck... wait.
n/a khanfusion 2017-02-22
You joke, but I imagine he's precisely the kind of person who would rage out if he were actually called a cuck to his face.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
Well, yeah, because unlike everyone else in that thread, he isn't an actual cuckold.
n/a CATS_in_a_car 2017-02-22
I don't get why some people can't admit they aren't poly, they just want to fuck a lot of chicks. Seems easier than playing these mental gymnastics.
n/a MORTIFIEDONUTS 2017-02-22
The newer section of society frowns upon a man sleeping around with women unless women also do it. Most people seek validation from society.
n/a CATS_in_a_car 2017-02-22
I mean, I personally don't mind if women sleep around, I wish more people did it, safely. Now, if I was in a relationship with someone, then I would not like it if they were sleeping around while they are in a relationship with me.
I guess I am just monogamous that way.
n/a lukas8u 2017-02-22
Yeah but the point is he sleeps around with multiple women, but he doesn't want them sleeping around with other guys (women are ok tho).
It's hypocritical as fuck.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
"I like to put my penis into women. I also let menput their penis into me. Only so I won't be hypocritical!" <---- this is you, you are a gay
n/a lukas8u 2017-02-22
Christ you're retarded
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
And you are a literal cuckold. :-D
n/a lukas8u 2017-02-22
yeah if you base your opinion on a misinterpretation of what I said.
Snort bleach you dumbass waste of breath.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
hahahaha, a literal cuck. It is amazing. People furiously defending their identity as second-hand jizz-snarfers. 2017 is the best.
n/a lukas8u 2017-02-22
some of us are capable of fucking a girl and not falling so in love that we demand a hypocritical relationship out of them.
It's called not being an insecure bitch. Try it sometime.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
You are busy falling in love with your girlfriend's bull, ahahahahahaha
n/a lukas8u 2017-02-22
only someone as desperate as you would see a girlfriend-boyfriend relationship in the situation described here.
Call your mom man, you need to talk to some real people.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
Oh, you definitely aren't a boyfriend. You are just the cuck in the corner.
n/a _Yellow 2017-02-22
As long as you don't take an already existing relationship and then demand to sleep with more women while she can't do the same with men then hypocrisy is irrelevant.
Lots of things people desire in relationships are technically hypocritical, not every issue has to be a power struggle to reach perfect equality
n/a ProgressiveFragility 2017-02-22
there's a reason the sub was so triggered by the guy.
poly usually is what you call it if a girl wants to sleep around with many guys.
n/a thefran 2017-02-22
Valuable opinion coming from a guy whose username is "progressive fragility"
n/a ProgressiveFragility 2017-02-22
thanks franny :)
n/a cuteman 2017-02-22
I don't think that guy wants to be a polyamorist, he wants a Harem.
He should consider converting to Mormonism or Islamism
n/a Strephyl 2017-02-22
How does he fuck anyone if he explains all that shit to them beforehand like he claims
n/a cleverseneca 2017-02-22
Well he tells them all that, which bores them to sleep. Then he can have his way with them. If there is another guy around it ruins it cause somone is still awake to object.
n/a Strephyl 2017-02-22
Ahh, that explains how he manages to get 5 at once.
n/a khanfusion 2017-02-22
Indeed. He figured out that if women all go to the bathroom together, they'll also all get sleepy together in the face of a boring AF conversation.
n/a xxx_Jenna 2017-02-22
That definitely belonged in r/drama. While nearly everyone in the threads were naming and shaming him, I saw nothing wrong with what he stated. He and his partners have that arrangement and they're all consenting adults. That's how he identifies. So what? Fuck overly sensitive pansies.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
Um, obviously, it is homophobic and transphobic.
n/a xxx_Jenna 2017-02-22
Phobic, how? He knows what he wants and if women are okay with that, power to them all.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
I don't make the rules. I just enforce them.
n/a xxx_Jenna 2017-02-22
🙄 oh, lordy
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-02-22
The lengths one has to go to in order to not be a bigot these days. It is getting to be too much.
I have swallowed so much of my wife's boyfriend's semen. I'm afraid to tell her I'm not actually gay.
n/a MG87 2017-02-22
Holy shit, I guess if he had taken a dick they would have welcomed him?
n/a iceberglettuce1 2017-02-22
What's wrong with keeping a Harem? Arabs do it all the time.
n/a jPaolo 2017-02-22
You just answered yourself.
n/a iceberglettuce1 2017-02-22
10/10
n/a Orsonius 2017-02-22
2D harems best harems