No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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This is one of the most Scottish things I've ever read.

He told a pupil at Ardrossan Academy in Ayrshire that he "shagged" his "maw". Rankin also said: "Every time I shag your mum, she makes me a sandwich – that’s why I’m fat."

While watching a sex scene in the film Bend it like Beckham where a car bounces up and down, Rankin told another pupil: “That’s me and your mum in the back.”

The same student said Rankin also said: "You can give this present of a mirror to your mum but I already gave her a present last night."

Papers filed at the GTC hearing state: "Pupil A explained that the respondent (Rankin) called Pupil G “fatty” quite a lot.

Make this guy a mod, imo

He is like 15 year old in an adult's body.

Like, if he learned to program instead of being a gym teacher, he'd be /u/xnotch

Then we would get mod messages about how he is going to fuck our moms.

While watching a sex scene in the film Bend it like Beckham

"Bend it like Beckham" had a sex scene?!

The 54-year-old from Skelmorlie, Ayrshire, told one student: "I need my glasses, I can’t see because of too much w****** – is that why you wear glasses?"

Mmmm... Ok, help me out here, anyone?

He's referring to the rumour that masturbation causes blindness. Is that what you wanted?

Wanking.

said to the Cumnock team players that they were “Cumnock m*****”

Is the part I'm having problems working out.

Muslims

That fits, nice one. And Scotland has a wealth of stupid sounding place-names.

Fuck you too, you whore.

Not our fault you're a few evolutionary steps behind, even by the lenient standards of white people.

Like I'm going to be lectured to on evolution by a manlet

When I find a ladder you're gonna catch these hands, fam

Away and boil your head.

u wot m8?