how cute :)

:3

Im going to go ahead and ":3" to the list of standard demon behavior

the cool demons all use emojis these days 😊😚🙃👋💯♦💰🏹💥

No, it's only low-level d͕̖͟e҉̙̮̼ͅmo̧̫ṋ͕͜s̨.

Said the nerd demon

Nerd demons are scariest demons. Think about it. Like, have you heard those legends about malevolent Djinni malevolently interpreting wishes in a technically correct but immensely harmful ways? Now what do you think /u/AngryDM does when one of the unfortunate females trapped in his basement screams, "ok, ok, I'm using the Ring of Wish"?

Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

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No seriously /u/ultrashitpost wtf happened to that guy's head

Brazilian guy, either a drug addict or crazy person. He had a headwound (Brazil, so God knows what happened) which he neglected. The wound got infected and started to rot, which attracted flies. Flies lay eggs, maggots hatch, and maggots start to strip the flesh of his scalp.

I've seen maggots in person before, though, and they were a lot smaller than that

These are brazilian maggots

They thicc

juicy

How so? Have you seen one of those blue-bottle flies? What sort of a maggot do you think such a big, important fly come out of?

Have you seen one of those blue-bottle flies?

No

Jesus, side is still going. If only get father gave her as much attention as being stupid on the Internet does.

If she showed her butthole, I would fall in love

Behold, the glorious second coming of /u/Jewdank.

Someone that is this far gone likely already would be if they were not hideous.

:3

You can move my box any day jumbled.

You're so cute!

Bussy only, you degenerate

Fucking this

>people still fall for the vaginal jew

This is nearly as annoying as when noodles took up residence here.

Awwww r/drama, you really think this is that big of a deal? Are your racist views being called into question? I've clearly proven my far-left political views are superior by speaking to you like a Special Education Kindergarten teacher, and it's absolutely adorable that you think any of you are on my level intellect-wise. I have been simply given the gift of understanding that liberals are always correct in every instance and conservatives are always evil and wrong in every instance and am not surprised to see you all so jealous, petty, and bitter that I was given a far better brain than any of you. But please, if any of you think for a second that you've upset me at all, allow me to end the post on a smiley face to reinforce how unaffected I am :#

thank you sweetie xxx

She kinda goes between that special ed teacher thing to trying to sound like a "sassy black woman" quite a bit. It gives me serious second hand embarrassment :(

And suggesting that she might be a guy possibly.

It would be really funny actually if a guy managed to rally 2x to his defense.

And suggesting that she might be a guy possibly.

Nah, she had a picture of herself in her history yesterday, it's gone now. Nothing remarkable, /u/Not_Everything_Does is just a basic, chubby blonde.

D'awww, how sweet of you to say :3

Patriots fan though, blech.

Nah, she had a picture of herself in her history yesterday

Her history yesterday is huge and gaping, unfortunately. Is she a sweet, cute chubby blonde?

I'm the blond of your dreams sweetheart ;)

blonde

... I hope? Stop teasing me with phantom bussy, wily vixen!

Aww how precious to assume that men must have sexual fantasies about white women exclusively. I should let you know that women of all races can be beautiful and sexy so please keep that in mind the next time you claim white women to be the standard of beauty :)

Of course men have fantasies about other women, but we're only with boys, and boys only have one type of fantasy sweetie :3

Oh my naive little crumpet, are you really claiming that every single Middle Schooler in America is only attracted to white women? That once we reach adult maturity we can finally view Selena Gomez as someone we'd like to smooch on the mouth?

These ideas might have been wonderful to talk about back in 1890, but in 2017 it really comes across as racist to assume that pre-pubescent straight males can't develop crushes on Beyonce because her skin color is different from yours. Boys and men actually have a wide variety of fantasies because each of us is a unique individual with different preferences, but if it helps you sleep at night keep telling yourself that you're prettier than every Arabic woman you come across by virtue of your whiteness ;)

http://i.imgur.com/ZsSgl0T.gif

What a surprise, a picture of an attractive blonde woman to represent yourself, a blonde woman, laughing at what I'm saying. Your bias is staggering and your obsession with not countering any of my points and instead doubling down on your "white women are the standard of beauty" internal beliefs.

Here is my response to you. Notice that although I myself am a white man, I can still identify with the emotions conveyed by this Asian woman and don't need to dig up a picture of Chris Hemsworth so that my reaction image matches my gender and skin color. Maybe you should try that sometime ;3

I myself am a white man, I can still identify with the emotions conveyed by this Asian woman

Sure you can bud, sure you can :)

Are you implying I can't? Wow. Just wow. If you want to justify your own internal racism than go right ahead sugar lips, but please understand that everyone else isn't as close minded as you. The rest of us can sympathize with other genders, races, sexualities, etc while you sit around watching La La Land for the 8th time because a film like Moonlight doesn't interest you as much as Ryan "Pretty White Boy Who Can Ejaculate Pretty White Children In My Womb" Gosling pretending to be a troubled jazz musician.

Of course you can't sweetheart! It's adorable when white men try to "sympathize" with minorities. Off to /pol/ with you sweetie :3

Oh, and don't talk about affairs you know nothing about. Mahershala Ali can have my babies any day of the week :)

She a trap bitch

But I like fit redheads! Will you pls dye your hair and eat like a normal person?

You ask too much for the red hair I'm afraid. It's blonde or bust :3

We're so over. I'm sorry it had to end this way

:(

D:

how cute, it's a left handed frowny emoticon.

Hey. Look Becky, I know you're having a hard time right now so check this... I'll dick you down for free-99 just once. I can tell you ain't been fucked right in a while so lemme help u out.

;D

blonde or bust

https://media.giphy.com/media/kZD8cN1MycfKw/giphy.gif

your loss sweetheart :3

Tease.

blond

Well, you're dumb enough to be a blonde :^)

:D

But in the linked thread she posted a gif comparing herself to a black woman! That's some hardcore racist cultural appropriation. /u/Not_Everything_Does is literally David Duke.

This but unironically

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y'all shouldn't be mocking her, this is definitely the first time a woman has called any of you cute

I liked when she admitted to being fat.

Takes guts

It was accidental.

Isn't it a bot? I think maybe we're the chumps here.

No i think this one is an actual tard. Im 98%sure the princess_whinnyspam or whatever was a bot

I've found this whole thing infinitely entertaining.

This dumb cunt hasn't gotten this much attention since that one thanksgiving after her aunt left her uncle.