I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Very apropos and since my robosexuality knows no bounds, arousing too.

We've been over this, shoving your little winky in a vacuum cleaner doesn't make you a robosexual. You're robocurious at best.

Please, my husbando is far better than some...ugh...whorebot vacuum cleaner.

Ohhh my, he IS cute, what's his model number?

No model numbers because Fisto is an individual and one of a kind.

But fortunately his attachments are not. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

^{Sometimes I can't feel my legs afterward}

Haha making fun of Trump, a completely new concept of humor. Never seen that before!

We at least 4 years of this.

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Ah yes u/tolerantlychaotic, politics is just super affecting everyone...

It is whether you pay attention to it or not.

Only of you let it affect you. People are just bleating because they need better hobbies

Sorry. The reality is that decisions made at all levels of politics and government—local, state, and federal—affects every facet of how you can live, work, and play. To not be aware of that is to be living in ignorance.

At times maybe, but most shit? Hardly

I can't think of one single thing not touched by politics.