No, I'm adamant that ketchup has a place in a bacon sandwich. Some people go with brown sauce and that's fine, but ketchup is just as valid a condiment in that situation.
I've railed against trump for lots of things over the last few months, but I've never bought into the whole "the next Hitler" stuff. I always kind of assumed he wasn't really a bad person just kind of a bumbling fool with a bit of an ego problem.
But putting ketchup on a dry aged steak? That's an abomination that dwarfs the holocaust itself.
No. You only put ketchup on something you don't want to eat, because somehow drowning something shitty in something even shittier is supposed to make it taste better.
Putting ketchup on any high quality meat is fucking sacrilege. It is an overpowering taste. You know what a $2 hamburger with Ketchup tastes like? It taste like ketchup. You know what a $30 hamburger with ketchup taste like? It taste life fucking ketchup. So just buy the $2 one and stop ruining high quality meat.
I mean, if you're eating it well done it compliments the flavor really well
it's just that you probably shouldn't waste such great meat by cooking it well done when you could take basically any piece of cow meat and cook it that much, and it'll taste the same
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n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-02-28
DAE HATE TRUMP
but really, I don't use ketchup at all. Nasty stuff
n/a TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-02-28
wow what a cuck lol
n/a SamWhite 2017-02-28
Decent ketchup can be fine on some foods. Fries. Bacon sandwiches. Not a fucking steak. I am outraged.
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-02-28
Fries is the extent to which ketchup is good. It's really because the salt, onion, and sugar gives it a good bitterness.
If you want the taste of sweet, briny tomatoes on your burger, I recommend you make and use tomato jam.
n/a SamWhite 2017-02-28
No, I'm adamant that ketchup has a place in a bacon sandwich. Some people go with brown sauce and that's fine, but ketchup is just as valid a condiment in that situation.
n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-02-28
I suspect more amerifats (like myself) don't know what "brown sauce" is.
For those not in the know, its prettly close to what we call "steak sauce." But it isn't like A1, its... tangier?
n/a SamWhite 2017-02-28
It's definitely tangy. But not too tangy.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-02-28
Maybe this is where he got the taste for licking Putin's boots?
n/a ____________13 2017-02-28
I heard he put one of those shaped frosting nozzles on the bottle so it makes a little red star with the ketchup.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-02-28
I've railed against trump for lots of things over the last few months, but I've never bought into the whole "the next Hitler" stuff. I always kind of assumed he wasn't really a bad person just kind of a bumbling fool with a bit of an ego problem.
But putting ketchup on a dry aged steak? That's an abomination that dwarfs the holocaust itself.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-02-28
is ketchup okay to use on a kobe beef burger?
n/a ThatDamnedImp 2017-02-28
No. You only put ketchup on something you don't want to eat, because somehow drowning something shitty in something even shittier is supposed to make it taste better.
n/a skivian 2017-02-28
The Kobe burger is enough to send you to culinary hell.
n/a OldOrder 2017-02-28
Putting ketchup on any high quality meat is fucking sacrilege. It is an overpowering taste. You know what a $2 hamburger with Ketchup tastes like? It taste like ketchup. You know what a $30 hamburger with ketchup taste like? It taste life fucking ketchup. So just buy the $2 one and stop ruining high quality meat.
n/a ikitomi 2017-02-28
I mean, if you're eating it well done it compliments the flavor really well
it's just that you probably shouldn't waste such great meat by cooking it well done when you could take basically any piece of cow meat and cook it that much, and it'll taste the same
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-02-28
He burnt that steak like he plans to burn the Mexicans in his death camps.
n/a tHeSiD 2017-02-28
Journalism
n/a Thhueros 2017-02-28
Lugenpresse
n/a OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-02-28
Pretty sure that is more conservatives knew this before, the result of the election would have been so very different
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-02-28
If only Bernie had gotten the nomination everything would have been different
n/a MajorPrick 2017-02-28
Yeah, we'd be putting ketchup on our breadcrumbs.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-02-28
Ketchup? Report to the Central Committee Office immediately for re-education on appropriate condiments.
Answer: all condiments are enemies of the people, Feel the Bern!
n/a Ylajali_2002 2017-02-28
Both condiments in general and non-potato based foods are bourgeois. That's a one way ticket to the gulag.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-02-28
Actually ketchup lines are a good thing
n/a pitaenigma 2017-02-28
In the related articles.
I really fucking hate the American left, while agreeing with most of their ideas. I'm so glad I don't fucking live there.
n/a niexx 2017-02-28
who fucking cares
n/a ikitomi 2017-02-28
the president being a huge fucking degen is a pretty big deal, man
n/a zhaoliya 2017-02-28
Anyone who legitimately cares about this needs to be committed.
n/a Lepicklez 2017-02-28
on one hand this is an abomination on the other hand it's the most 'murican thing I could think of
n/a Fartkin 2017-02-28
If there is literally one thing America can do well it's fucking BBQ and other forms of meat cookery.
n/a Lepicklez 2017-02-28
oh I know its more the idea of fuck you i do what i want
n/a I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-02-28
Fake news, hes eating a medium well steak without ketchup in the picture even.
n/a DivinePrince2 2017-02-28
I like kechup on my meat. is that so bad? :C