Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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Tinder has been an absolute boon to low status women. Even the most undesirable, overweight legbeards can expect their matches to dance and clap like coin-operated monkeys.

sry fam

that sub is just dudes posting their shitty copy and pasted, super-forward, pick up lines and getting pissed at the girls for having a typical response of "uhhh what"? comment filled with "this bitch obviously can't understand a legit joke and is a stuck up whore"

that joke is lame as shit, too.

maybe it's because i find the name 'ursula' to be sexy af

i'm not even kidding

No one is judging.

it's cool man we all have weird repressed sexual fantasies spawning from disney women cleavage

That's what it is isn't it

Because of friends?

Yeah imagine not wanting to listen to lame jokes, the audacity

That was a cunty response. It does seem like she's a dragon and wants him to impress her to get her investment.

everyone on tinder ought to realise theyre the dregs and lighten the fuck up ay

if you had standards or leverage you wouldnt be browsing a dating catalog on your phone

You need to do more than make an unfunny joke to impress me. Omg what a bitch.