Is using bones in witchcraft worse than rape or murder? Yes??? No????

40  2017-03-01 by lifesbrink

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Witchcraft (also called witchery or spellcraft) broadly means the practice of, and belief in, magical skills and abilities that are able to be exercised by individuals and certain social groups.

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what the fuck reddit

I know, rite. When will those fools learn only Kek is the true way.

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LARPing is a bigger hobby than I realized

Animal bones? That shit's alright, common usage. Using human shit is highly frowned upon generally. I live next to the literal Witch capital of the world, and human shit (Blood, bones, organs, etc) is taboo because it's creepy as fuck and awful for tourism.

Oh God, White People are Gentrifying Witchcraft now?

http://imgur.com/a/2KfrS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EsJLNGVJ7E

You fuckers are less authentic then artists who hang out with Democrats

What am I looking at?

pizzagate

No, I mean in my house.

Wait, what is the witch capital?

Salem? Apparently a bunch of new agey types moved in.

Wait, for realsies?

Yeah, for realsies. Some are the new age, but the ones I know dance naked in the full moon and have orgies on new moons.

They're totally fucking insane, but they have great taste in booze, so ¯\(ツ)

The place that went out of its way to kill witches, is now the witch capital. Ironic.

Lovecraft might be right about New England.

I look to Azealia Banks for guidance on my witchcraft and she seems to think animal sacrifice is a-ok so go hard imo

Lawdy I'd forgotten about that.

Guess they'll have to go back to the old standby of luring German kids with gingerbread and then throwing them into an oven.

so that's where they learned it

/u/sassyraichu, do you think killing a goat is the same as raping a human being?

Better do all three just to be safe