Paedo drama in /r/unitedkingdom. Possibly some fresh pasta

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must be a lot of centipedos in there

/u/TAOMCM

One of my teachers at school was a paedophile and whilst he didn't touch me

Are you sure?

Pretty sure yeah

he might have slipped a finger or two in there you never know

0_o

I'd make that face too if I was being violated by a 50 year old man on the reg

I'd make that face all the time if I were you in general tbh.

That's the face I make when Steve ain't wanna come thru

Don't worry. Devonte is always down.

CucksLoveTrump

sounds more like you're getting violated by a 70 year old man on the reg :^)

I'm the eldest /r/drama user, I am actually a cuckold and I voted trump. Not sure y'all younguns have seen enough to really enjoy a thick Somalian cock running rampage on some fat white woman's ass but it is a fucking majesty to behold first person

Hit me up if you're in north Texas round Gainesville

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Ugly kid?

:(

Chin up. You'll get molested one day

I'm too old now bro

You can still be molested as an adult, bro

:(

dream big!

I am a feminist

Reddit: Begone foul m'lady

I am a BLM member

Reddit: YOU WUZ NOT A KANG but instead a modern KKK mebwr

I am a muslim

Reddit: Stop genociding whites by existing!!!

I am a pedophile

Reddit: OMG! Stunning and brave. Nobody must ever criticize our I mean your preferences!

I wonder how many redditors are one file encryption away from getting v&. Then again Trump is a pedophile too so maybe he'll pardon his brethren.

Thank you for confirming, that I'm not in some weird alternate universe where people are cool with paedophilia.

I was beginning to have doubts.

It's not that those people in the thread are cool with pedophilia. They were arguing that a pedophile who has not harmed anybody but still has the condition should be able to seek treatment.

The guy in the original comment was a bit extreme in his hate but the circus clowns that followed him were essentially pedo apologists. No I don't think non acting pedophiles should be sent to the gallows but it's really telling that reddit cares more about them than women, muslims, of minorities. Then again this is a site that unironically uses the word ephebophile.

I suppose that yeah, many people on this site might think things like that. But there are tons of people on the internet, so that population will have some of a voice. But do you think that the opinions you have listed are held by the majority of Reddit users?

IIRC there's a 90-9-1 ratio. So 90% just view, 9% upboat titles, and 1% get involved in comments.

The comments that are upvoted depend on community but there's no denying that reddit has a very large (disproportionately large pedophile community). One of the most famous events in reddit history was when they got rid of jailbait subs. Which was done pretty half assedly. Then you have influxes from 4chan (known pedo den) and people highly upvoting the word ephebophile and it paints a clear picture. I'd consider doing an experiment to see how explicit pedo apologia can get before it gets too far. But as a whole reddit obviously supports pedophiles more than it does BLM or Feminists or moderate muslims.

That's interesting, and its something I hadn't really considered. I suppose if you don't seek out those weird communities and dens, you don't really know about them. So they have been under my nose all this time...

I didn't know about the significance of the banning of the jailbait community, but I did know 4Chan was a known board for pedos.

Not so much banning them but that they allowed them to fester until Anderson Cooper went on the news and announced to every pedophile that reddit is a place for you to hang out.

Real pedos go to places far darker than this bud. If you believe that real pedos hang around here in any real number, I have some prime beachfront property in Oklahoma to sell you. There are no pedos there either so it's very expensive but I can cut you a deal for being a buddy

Well I'm sure you're an expert on pedo sites.

Naw. Used to buy drugs on the dark web. Hard to find here in Okie. Hit me up if you need some good leads

it's really telling that reddit cares more about them than women, muslims, of minorities. Then again this is a site that unironically uses the word ephebophile.

It also banned /r/pizzagate, reddit is the worst, ugh.

You need to have some more doubts tbh, your mindset is extremely outdated

It's not.

It's really, really not.

Hmm, let's see, an idea that's been around for centuries, versus an idea that's been around for decades...

Hmm, let's see, an idea that's been around for centuries, versus an idea that's been around for decades...

Wait, I'm confused, which is which and do you mean "outdated" as bad or good or what?

Your mindset comes from the 1950s, mine comes from the 2000s, the concept of paedos doesn't really exist in the distant past.

the concept of paedos doesn't really exist in the distant past.

"But, missus teacher, how is that possible that the thing that I poop out of exists, but a word for it doesn't?"

Difficult for you? There wasn't a set way that society viewed the practice or idea of it then, is that easier?

I mean, what confuses me is:

Hmm, let's see, an idea that's been around for centuries, versus an idea that's been around for decades...

Usually that would be praising the older idea and scorning this new and untried modern idea. Except that in this case the young idea is "fucking children is bad" and the idea that's been around for literally millennia is that fucking kids is awesome.

"Fucking kids is awesome". I think I'm done with this level of conversation

It's not outdated in the slightest. There's only two places in modern america where pedophilia is considered acceptable. Reddit and the Republican Party

It's just as well I'm from the UK then, where we tend to update the laws we made in the 1700s...

Nobody is cool with pedophiles but your dumbass jumped from "I need therapy" to "I MUST CONSUME ALL THE CHILD PORN AND RAPE CHILDREN." Your domino-theory douchery is why you were hammered.

If you read my posts a bit more my "theory" is less domino-theory douchery and more "accurate representation of the political reality".

Even the guy I originally responded to is now comparing himself to holocaust victims...

Well yeah, him comparing himself to holocaust victims is fucking retarded. This isn't mutually exclusive idiocy here.

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Relevant username

thoughtcrime

I would think it's a safe bet to say that 100% of self confessed paedos have viewed child porn. So, you know, an actual crime.

Everybody thinks their own uneducated political opinion is objective reality.

What's it like to not give a single shit about the well-being of the children you use as excuses to showcase your ability to be a moralizing asshole?

Would you say it's the anti-pedos who are the real child abusers?

I would say that if you flip a huge moralizing kill-them-all shit specifically against pedos who are getting help so as to not abuse kids, you demonstrably give more of a shit about having a group of people you can feel good hating and wishing death on than you do about the welfare of any actual kids.

Far out stuff here, I know.

Of course in the way of these things, there's also a good chance that you're overcompensating for your own predelictions, so there's that.

You wouldn't think anyone could use child welfare to argue for more pedo rights but here we are.

What a roller coaster it has been

Whichever one of your headmates is arguing that is certainly incorrect to do so.

Good one you fucking nerd. Now tell me to go back to tumblr or some other sperg out insult you read on the Internet.

Wow, how ignorant.

I wonder how many redditors are one file encryption away from getting v&

Probably not that many. I mean, you can watch a 5ft girl with pigtails, roleplaying as a babysitter, or stepsister, getting plowed on pornhub and not even need to admit to yourself that you're attracted to kids.

We're basically one step away from a 'niece' category being de rigueur on porn sites.

I doubt niece is going to be a thing because step-daughter/step-son is currently a thing. It's much easier for a majority to mentally rationalize while they jerk/flick it.

/u/hypnozooid, I think you can post this and then retire your subreddit because it'd have peaked and only go downhill from here.

How is this peak? Pedophillia is wrong and Trump is a pedophile.

I meant /r/dramaorcirclebroke. Nothing Hypno posted there comes close to the perfection of your comment tbh.

Well I actually do post on circlebroke so I guess that's not unfair. Other than the occasional communist it's actually one of the best subreddits on this site. GamerGhazi is similar but I don't care about GamerGate. Though judging by the fact that KIA (who is allegedly about free speech and journalistic integrity) is defending pedophiles and Trump's press bans it's clear that even they won against the edgelords.

Well I actually do post on circlebroke

How does Minnie's yellow young boy butthole taste?

one of the best subreddits on this site

circlebroke

http://i.imgur.com/thvB1Lq.gifv

Or maybe nudity isn't a big deal you fuckin puritanical amerifat. Daddy Don knows that the only thing that matters is money and/or marketability and none of those little girls have either of those

Also Pizzagate is real. Please don't disparage the memory of Madeline McCann again

That was hilarious and original thank you

r/dramaorcirclebroke

PEOPLE THAT I DISAGREE WITH POLITICALLY ARE PEDOS

wew lad, I hope you realize that you are indistinguishable from "Pizzagate" supporters

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People that defend pedophiles (the guy in that thread, Milo, Trump) are likely to be pedophiles, yes. Pizzagate? That continues to have no evidence. Just some basement dwellers trying to smear a strong woman by attributing their perversion to her.

I mean I don't think Bernie supporters are pedophiles. But most 4channed Trump wagon people are.

low-effort bantz. Obvious username. You are a failure as a troll.

Huh, I assumed it was a reference to band of brothers.

People that defend pedophiles (the guy in that thread, Milo, Trump) are likely to be pedophiles, yes.

fuckin defense lawyers always diddling kids

When was the last time a (good) defense lawyer went into court and said that their client was a pedophile but that pedophillia shouldn't be illegal?

Fuck that, I wanna hear the last time any lawyer did that. Or anyone in a court of law really. I wanna read that transcript.

I would guess that happens all the time. In a child molestation case the prosecution bring up evidence of the accused's attraction to children, to which the defense says pedophilia is not proof the accused committed this crime.

From my experience, most right-wing people want to execute pedophiles and most left-wing people want to castrate them and lock them up. I've been banned from many subreddits from all parts of the political spectrum for being a pedophile. Even on /pol/ pedophiles are a hated minority (but I think this is mostly because of recent migration from The_Donald). But 4chan has been pedophilic long before it was right-wing, due to being an irreverent anime website.

From what I've seen, every ideology hates pedophiles and accuses their opponents of supporting pedophiles.

I seriously don't get this "why does the other side love pedophiles so much??????" shit everywhere. Leftists think the right wing are all pedophiles, both members of the country's far right party think the left wing are all pedophiles. Somehow nobody ever notices that both sides are screeching about the same thing. They're so concerned with demonizing one another that they're incapable of admitting when they actually agree on something.

You're a pedophile? That's a bad thing to be

So I'm told.

People that defend pedophiles (James Alefantis, David Brock, John Podesta, Laura Silsby, Hillary Clinton, Jeffrey Epstein)

No see this is different, because the people I hate are pedophiles, and I am never wrong

Take a seat while I prove it by showing that donald trump was near a triangle in over four different locations!

totally different from pizzagate though

/r/dramaorcirclebroke

but unironically

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I'm not even mad tbh

I fucking am. Double quotes inside double quotes? Fucking heathens.

yeah this one is totally fair

I mean, yeah

You need to go back to SRD

I am a pedophile

Reddit: Hello, James Alefantis. Stay where you are, your physical removal will arrive shortly.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Get out and hang yourself

So how often are you butt-fucking children?

Also what's with all the pedo drama lately? I blame the influx of 4channers that the election brought.

They come out of the woodwork every now and then. Arguments include:

  • pedos need medical help and should be sympathized with

  • make comparisons with lgbt people

  • kids need to be given full autonomy

  • then start sneaking in shit like how some kids are ok with it since they are "mentally mature"

I'm waiting for the random dude who pops up and tries to defend animal fucking. That's always fun.

"I'm just saying it hurts no one and we eat animals anyway right?"

- t. Degenerate Animalfucker

Nah it's more like

"NONVERBAL CONSENT, NONVERBAL CONSENT, THE DOG IS SHOWING ITS BUTTHOLE TO ME, IT CLEARLY WANTS MY DICK

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I blame all the Dems defending Comet Ping Pong

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i fail to see the issue with fucking a 12 year old. it's arbitrary moralfaggotry with no scientific basis. some feminist whore probably made up the rule in the early 20th century because her pussy was dry.

I think its a great rule, because it means Islam was started by a child-rapist.

I want to preface this by saying that I hate you. Your emotional and narrow minded reaction almost certainly has led to and been responsible for circlejerking. You have taken people with autism and forced them to keep quiet and get downvoted. You are worse for the drama of this website than SRD. And to think that you are persecuting shitposters who may have done no wrong and desperately need validation to avoid hilariously killing themselves, and why? For internet points and smugness. You deserve much more hate than you get.

The SRD thread is locked, and I am actually surprised at how well reasoned the upvoted comments are. I'm so used to mainstream reddit falling into the "pedos should be mass executed" camp.

Really? In my experience every time it crops up all the paedophile advocates come out the woodwork.

confirmation bias

Maybe

Definitely. You absolutely have a raging hard-on for this topic.

I just had some time to kill, and I hate paedos. It's quite an emotive subject, you may have noticed.

so here's the thing. why do you waste so much of your time hating pedos and advocating for obstructing common sense solutions that would reduce children being harmed? like, were you abused yourself or something? do you project the traits of your abuser onto all pedos or something? why are you so incapable of recognizing the difference between sexual attraction and sexual action? when you get too much feels must you throw out all the reals?

legit confused here.

Look up the paedophile information exchange on Wikipedia. Look into the history of what has happened every time the law is lenient with paedophiles.

This whole discussion is based on the premise that therapy == lower rates of offence, but I don't agree that's the case. The "good" paedophiles who would use the therapy properly aren't a threat anyway: if you've already reached the stage where you're volunteering for therapy, you're unlikely to actually hurt someone.

On the other hand, malicious paedophiles will use the advocacy movement as a smokescreen. They will be caught committing "lower level offences" such as watching CP and then be let off with therapy. They will take advantage of the system to their own ends and ultimately commit more crimes. All therapy does is make "good" paedophiles who aren't going to offend anyway less likely to commit suicide. It can't make a malicious paedophile into a good one.

In addition, the article on the original thread is about a high level police officer in the UK who thinks we should let paedos who watch CP off, and I've explained many times that causes direct harm to children through creating a demand.

In the past organisations like PIE, which started off as liberal progressive movements were almost immediately hijacked by paedophiles who advocates for the position that paedophilia is okay. Look it up.

I've made this pretty clear. If you disagree, cool, but I think I've made a pretty coherent argument.

This whole discussion is based on the premise that therapy == lower rates of offence, but I don't agree that's the case. The "good" paedophiles who would use the therapy properly aren't a threat anyway: if you've already reached the stage where you're volunteering for therapy, you're unlikely to actually hurt someone.

Do you still hate them?

Can you not read? Yes I hate paedophiles.

Hating paedos is only controversial on Reddit apparently

cool so you hate people for having a mental illness

what's it like being a bigot

Hating paedos is only controversial on Reddit apparently

Reddit isn't the only place that frowns upon hating those with a mental illness.

Yeah I'm with /u/JManRomania. It's pretty telling that you say all this horrible things about pedophiles while at the same time acknowledging this:

The "good" paedophiles who would use the therapy properly aren't a threat anyway: if you've already reached the stage where you're volunteering for therapy, you're unlikely to actually hurt someone.

Which makes your arguments very incoherent indeed. Tell me again why you hate "good" pedos? Why do you hate the VirPed organization?

Can you also clear up for me what words you like to use for the following people?

  • Someone who is sexually attracted to minors but has not had sex with or molested a minor

  • Someone who has had sex with or molested a minor

Can you agree with me that the definition of a pedophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to children? Can you agree with me that not all pedophiles will abuse children? That not all pedophiles are predators?

I reckon you couldn't kill a disabled baby if you tried

I'm killing the time, not the paedos.

I hate paedos.

You hate people with a mental illness.

Do you hate schizophrenics, too?

Do schizophrenics rape kids?

They murder them.

Dude, you're like the homophobic Republicans right before they get caught butt-fucking. Stop virtue-signaling, and more importantly stop butt-fucking children. It's creepy and gross

Indeed that thread is locked, and I am banned from /r/uk, so this is the only place where I can comment. Alas nobody cares about my severe Reddit oppression.

Also I notice that the SRD title says the post was 'mass downvoted', yet it has around +100 points now. I will summon 10,000 of my least fine dramapedes to investigate.

It was at -110ish when it got gilded.

Since being posted to srd it slowly went up to +100...

On one hand, pedos are gross. On the other, the vapid, anti-intellectual ranting done by /u/TAOMCM is extremely pathetic. I imagine that guy gets off by getting on his high horse.

That thread has a lot of 2 pin DIN plugs.

Til: apparently there are over 1 million pedos in the UK. Talk about a Pedo Nation. Ew, Brass Eye waz right.

You mean some fresh pizza, right?

Damn, I was at a school with a pedo PE teacher! Also UK. He made the younger boys rugby team weigh themselves naked for "fitness reasons". Pushed me over once in a field for talking back to him, but nothing sensual. Probably wasn't his type. He went on the run when he got found out and was eventually caught and imprisoned. Probably for the best because there are less children there for him to hurt. What a sick puppy.

"it's okay to fuck kids as long as they've gone through puberty"

Lmao what a fucking retarded statement, does this cunt know what puberty is.