It happens every single time though. Especially on BPT
Every single time.
BPT:White People can't handle any spice except pumpkin spice
Top Comment: WTF did you say to me you little bitch [...] navy seals [...] pathetic thing you call your life. Black people crime statistics. White genocide. European sharia. Tumblrrrrrrrrrr. Rahh. Triggered. Criminals who should all be shot!
It's a weird format for standup comedy. The whole point of standup is that the jokes land due to timing and vocal inflection. I would love to see a Louis C.K. post. It would be long-winded and unfunny as fuck.
I don't remember people went crazy over Morgan Freeman being God. So I guess if God is really Black, most people wouldn't have a problem with that.
I hope that God is Asian, and has a 60-inch TV watching Black people's reaction when meeting God. Is this joke funny? No, I think it's trash. Not even 3amjoke worthy.
God loves pocky and Korean modeling magazines. Truth. Woke.
Also black people were invented by an asain scientist named Donghae Chu. After he crossed breeded an ape and two French men, he made the negro race. #Woke #StarcraftDayz
Yeah that's really kind of a damned if you do damned if you don't scenario. Get offended by joke? LOL sensitive whitey. Mention you're not offended by the joke? LOL sensitive whitey. "Waiting for white people's reactions" is basically the equivalent of "does your mom know you're gay?" And of course she doesn't, I'm incredibly far in the closest.
Of course they could just not comment, but someone's always gonna comment. Come on, it's reddit. The most obvious bait in the world will always be taken by some moron.
not really a damned if you damned if you dont if youre really not damned if you just dont comment. its more of a damned if you do damned if you do something else
When the fuck are people just going to admit that it sucks when people talk shit and we don't like getting our feelings hurt instead of everyone pretending like they're bastions of stoic pride in a sea of whiny pissbabies?
I'm only ever offended by standupshots because of how unfunny absolutely every single post on there is. That's genuinely offensive (and I'm literally shaking from how unfunny everything is).
And a low reading comprehension, how sad. Genuinely, do you have a handler help you from day to day or are you able to eat you spaghetti O's by yourself?
In a way I actually feel bad that their culture is such shit and their collective self-esteem so low that they literally have to make up nonsense stories about how they're a race of secret living gods to make up for it.
Then I stop feeling bad when I realize they legitimately have people like Ben Carson and Thomas Sowell to look up to but instead would rather believe they're a master race of ascending beings who can conduct pure energy through the power of melaninbred by a hydrocephalic alien.
The sources of Western civilization extend from Ethiopia to Mauritania to Arkangelsk. Black gods are part of Western tradition from the beginning:
But now Lord Poseidon, the Earth-Shaker, returning from visiting Ethiopia, saw him far off from the Solymi range, as he came in sight over the water: and the god, angered in spirit, shook his head, and said to himself: ‘Well now, while I was among the Ethiopians, the gods have certainly changed their minds about Odysseus! Here he is, close to Phaeacian country, where he’s fated to escape his trials and tribulations. But I’ll give him his fill of trouble yet.’
-- Odyssey of Homer, Book 5
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-03-01
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n/a newcomer_ts 2017-03-01
This would be edgy in the 1950's
n/a Washington_vape 2017-03-01
According to most posters it's edgy in current year as well
n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-03-01
One white person reacts and suddenly it's "white fragility!" There's some irony here that I can't quite put my finger on.
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-03-01
It happens every single time though. Especially on BPT
Every single time.
BPT:White People can't handle any spice except pumpkin spice
Top Comment: WTF did you say to me you little bitch [...] navy seals [...] pathetic thing you call your life. Black people crime statistics. White genocide. European sharia. Tumblrrrrrrrrrr. Rahh. Triggered. Criminals who should all be shot!
n/a Neon_needles 2017-03-01
I dunno. Seems easier just to type out the word nigger, imo.
n/a WithoutAComma 2017-03-01
That happens too sometimes.
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-03-01
It's more like:
BPT: White People can't handle any spice except pumpkin spice
Top 200 comments: lmaoooo bruh wypipo are fragile af.
n/a nmx179 2017-03-01
But make a joke about fried chicken and the following chimpout is Completely Justified
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-03-01
So edgy.
n/a nmx179 2017-03-01
So fragile.
n/a noriko_takaya 2017-03-01
please don't go full planet of the apes on us fam
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-01
This sounds like white fragility. You're gonna be first against the wall friendo
n/a Krulbro 2017-03-01
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n/a Dolphin_Gokkun 2017-03-01
WE
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-01
Aren't standups supposed to be funny?
Also, we already had a black God in Bruce Almighty.
n/a Michelanvalo 2017-03-01
That sub is 100% unequivocally not funny.
n/a Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-03-01
It's like that one friend that tells unfunny jokes.
Instead of him understanding his jokes are bit bad.Instead he repeats himself with a louder voice until somebody fake laughs.
n/a drvgyn2 2017-03-01
I actually spend a lot of time trying to be funny. If you could give me some pointers id appreciate it, thanks :-P
n/a Michelanvalo 2017-03-01
You should watch the R. Budd Dwyer video for tips
n/a KateUptonsCumback 2017-03-01
10/10
n/a Thhueros 2017-03-01
High quality bantz
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-03-01
It's a weird format for standup comedy. The whole point of standup is that the jokes land due to timing and vocal inflection. I would love to see a Louis C.K. post. It would be long-winded and unfunny as fuck.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-01
he's barely funny when I hear him speak.
yeah, i said it.
n/a Ennui2778 2017-03-01
Say something about Bill Burr next!
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-01
ooo0o0o0o0o0o jeezus
my frequently drunk and stoned irish ex with anger problems liked him a lot. i assume because she was a female version of him.
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-03-01
Sherry's Berrrrrrrys
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-01
Zip...
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RECROOTA!
n/a SamWhite 2017-03-01
It's like someone took the famed humour of /r/funny and combined it with the reasoned calm discussion of /r/politics.
n/a Pepperglue 2017-03-01
I don't remember people went crazy over Morgan Freeman being God. So I guess if God is really Black, most people wouldn't have a problem with that.
I hope that God is Asian, and has a 60-inch TV watching Black people's reaction when meeting God. Is this joke funny? No, I think it's trash. Not even 3amjoke worthy.
n/a ______________pewpew 2017-03-01
One was on a tv show the other is real. False equivalence.
n/a Pepperglue 2017-03-01
Well people do get really worked up on how their favorite character is portrayed on TV, so I say it sort of works.
n/a Neon_needles 2017-03-01
Ring ring doling Donghae elecom to haven. u wanna 1v1 i god in starcraft? My apm is insane >_<''
n/a Pepperglue 2017-03-01
Not sure which is worse, a God forcing me to watch his Chinese cartoon, or a God forcing me to play Starcraft.
n/a Neon_needles 2017-03-01
God loves pocky and Korean modeling magazines. Truth. Woke.
Also black people were invented by an asain scientist named Donghae Chu. After he crossed breeded an ape and two French men, he made the negro race. #Woke #StarcraftDayz
n/a Pepperglue 2017-03-01
No wonder God was able to create Adam and Eve. He is a Korean himself.
That is some Chinese science, right there.
n/a MayorEmanuel 2017-03-01
Ok but what if God is a ... woman?
n/a Pepperglue 2017-03-01
Then I'm going to ask her why she lets her son mis-gender her for so long.
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-01
Yeah but that sub is 99% amatuer comics that are trying to get noticed so you aren't gonna find anything good there.
n/a Dolphin_Gokkun 2017-03-01
Lmao, get a load of this white boi
We're not mere 'gods.' We exist in multiple dimensions
Maybe you should have learned Ra's secrets by paying attention to the feeling in your hairconductors
Oh wait, you're a bunch of unevolved mayo monkies lmao
Just go hide in the shade and try not to get cracker cancer
It's not like you can regenerate without melanin Why do you think it's worth so much lmao?
Now fuck off, we're busy guarding the universe like we've been doing for the past 66 Trillion years
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-01
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n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-01
This is amazing, subscribed!
n/a Velvet_Llama 2017-03-01
That joke was funny tho.
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-03-01
As dramatic as this is, this is the single most epic burn i've seen on this website. Kudos.
n/a Washington_vape 2017-03-01
Better punchline than the standup guy tbh
n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-03-01
I hope you're joking, that was just the idiot's version of a Kafkatrap
n/a Chavril 2017-03-01
Not to mention it's a white guy responding to a hispanic.
n/a khanfusion 2017-03-01
"Only tumblereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenaas get all triggered by these jokes. I AM NOT TRIGGERED. SEE HOW TRIGGERED I NOT AM?!?"
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-03-01
shut the fuck up
n/a Krulbro 2017-03-01
TRIGGERED
n/a freet0 2017-03-01
Yeah that's really kind of a damned if you do damned if you don't scenario. Get offended by joke? LOL sensitive whitey. Mention you're not offended by the joke? LOL sensitive whitey. "Waiting for white people's reactions" is basically the equivalent of "does your mom know you're gay?" And of course she doesn't, I'm incredibly far in the closest.
Of course they could just not comment, but someone's always gonna comment. Come on, it's reddit. The most obvious bait in the world will always be taken by some moron.
n/a baaaaby 2017-03-01
not really a damned if you damned if you dont if youre really not damned if you just dont comment. its more of a damned if you do damned if you do something else
n/a Mournhold 2017-03-01
The only winning move is not to play. Or not be a disgusting cumskin.
n/a freet0 2017-03-01
thats not catchy tho
n/a baaaaby 2017-03-01
damned if you dont dont do, damnied if you do do
n/a _Norm_ 2017-03-01
Why can't white people handle bantz?
n/a WithoutAComma 2017-03-01
Keep hanging around this thread and you just might find out
n/a drvoke 2017-03-01
When the fuck are people just going to admit that it sucks when people talk shit and we don't like getting our feelings hurt instead of everyone pretending like they're bastions of stoic pride in a sea of whiny pissbabies?
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-03-01
making fun of people is cool
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-01
not if they're white "people"
then it's a fucking TRAGEDY
n/a glmox 2017-03-01
the only way i can fall asleep at night is by imagining someone crying because of what i said to them on the internet
n/a -Princeps- 2017-03-01
soft
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-03-01
me strongest hu-man
need hurt other hu-man, show me stronger
mate with many fe-male
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-03-01
Some people are bullies.
Deal with it, nerd.
n/a sputnik02 2017-03-01
He had enough of that at school
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-03-01
I'm only a bastion of stoic pride ironically
n/a 18aidanme 2017-03-01
Jesus what an AIDS dump of a sub, half of the posts are just unfunny social justice dicksucking and the other half is just regular unfunny.
n/a Neon_needles 2017-03-01
People don't go to stand up to laugh anymore, they go to get angry.
n/a Mort_DeRire 2017-03-01
I'm only ever offended by standupshots because of how unfunny absolutely every single post on there is. That's genuinely offensive (and I'm literally shaking from how unfunny everything is).
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-03-01
Hey /u/pm_me_to_logout, he wasn't reacting to the joke, he was reacting to your post. Retard.
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-01
ITT: white fragility
n/a jerry101246 2017-03-01
Okay nigger
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-01
Imagine being so retarded that you have to use "baby's first shock humor" for attention.
n/a jerry101246 2017-03-01
Getting mad over a word?
nigger fragility
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-01
And a low reading comprehension, how sad. Genuinely, do you have a handler help you from day to day or are you able to eat you spaghetti O's by yourself?
n/a jerry101246 2017-03-01
No, I have my whipped slaves spoon feed me my spaghetti O's.
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-01
Soooo the handler thing then?
n/a [deleted] 2017-03-01
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n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-03-01
lol wow man stop being so fragile
is everyone this fragile in africa
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-01
I'm actually built ford tough TYVM famalam
n/a ImNotPayingFullPrice 2017-03-01
And privilege. All that delicious creamy privilege.
n/a Bigdickedelf 2017-03-01
Don't you have to go to your sickle cell treatment?
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-01
TIL I'm Prodigy from Mobb Deep
n/a Bigdickedelf 2017-03-01
Does he have sickle cell?
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-01
Bruh
n/a Dolphin_Gokkun 2017-03-01
In a way I actually feel bad that their culture is such shit and their collective self-esteem so low that they literally have to make up nonsense stories about how they're a race of secret living gods to make up for it.
Then I stop feeling bad when I realize they legitimately have people like Ben Carson and Thomas Sowell to look up to but instead would rather believe they're a master race of ascending beings who can conduct pure energy through the power of melanin bred by a hydrocephalic alien.
n/a neutralvoter 2017-03-01
wtf i hate reaction videos now
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-01
The sources of Western civilization extend from Ethiopia to Mauritania to Arkangelsk. Black gods are part of Western tradition from the beginning:
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-03-01
As a Christian in a very conservative area, I think I can safely say 1/3 to 1/2 of us already unconsciously visualize Him as Morgan Freeman.
n/a uhuhuhu 2017-03-01
It's Mayocide, not mayo cide.
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-03-01
/u/Spencerkingcomedy
Funny joke, I remember when about a hundred comedians before you did it.
n/a _LordSheogorath_ 2017-03-01
Black God is like trumps hair, no-one is sure if it's real or not
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-03-01
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