Dramanaut: "I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across." "Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. " "people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community"

14  2017-03-02 by bigtool123

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"Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it."

"I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them."

Commit seppuku to cleanse your dishonor for posting this

Don't tell me you couldn't recognize the Darqwolff copypasta, m80.

You get that this is one of the most famous copypastas on reddit, right?

The guy is a mod here ffs.

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My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything

Because he was too busy boning your mom behind your dads back perhaps?

Delete your IRL account

Fag.

Nah, he was too retarded to put things into words. I swear the man is a mentally handicapped math savant, there's no other explanation for how he got an aerospace engineering degree from an ivy league college without even understanding basic physics. I remember a conversation where the dude was wholly convinced that a computer could take in x watts of electricity, put out a tiny tiny tiny fraction of that as output signal, and somehow not dissipate the rest as heat. Like, he didn't know a 95W CPU also functioned as an approximately 95W heater. And he actually tried to argue with me on that. I guess you're not smart enough to understand what that means, but for fuck's sake, the dude went to an ivy league college for engineering and doesn't have an intuitive understanding of conservation of energy.

VT isn't ivy league

Virginia Tech... the newest addition to the Ivy League.

Lmao you prompted me to look it up and apparently that wasn't even true. I wonder if after 10 years I still thought he was a retarded human calculator and all along he was really just a pathological liar

So you're going to be the next CEO of Google, could get into any school, and you don't even know which the Ivy League universities are...

You and your mom's bf seem to share the same delusions of grandeur...

Delete your account.

/u/DarqWolff come defend your "honor".

Isn't he in jail for assaulting his stepfather or something?

I think he uses /u/hstark now.

How does this guy have a girlfriend right now?

Well, he's previously claimed to be "polyamorous", so I suppose he's gone from Rosie and her Sisters (it counts as five, dammit) to that uggo in his G.E.D. class.

Any day, he'll have that sweet billionaire poon, though. Brace yourselves, Slovenia!

He's also a bigtime fancy mod here. Guy should remove this shit while it's still warm

Why is anyone even posting shit this stale?

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How are this many people falling for it? This is amazing.

It's a thread about communism. Guess who likes to participate in that type of discussion.

Top tier Reddit intellectuals like myself

It's real

I know that you wrote it in earnest, but those people are acting like it's the very first time it has ever been posted.

Ohhhh lmfao I never even clicked the OP and saw that it was someone posting a post of my post. I thought it was just a repost of my original copypasta and you and the dude linking /r/AteThePasta were implying it was originally written as a goof

Just out of curiosity, what are you doing nowadays? Going to college? Graduated?

I just helped like 3 people get their cars unstuck in this blizzard today

Did your court case get wrapped up? If so how did it end?

And did you give them back after you stole them?

Yeah I gave them back exactly the way I found them, stuck in the snow. Don't think the owners even noticed

We need to know!

Yes I think there are a lot of curious people out there. What do you think?

OP is a bigger fag than Darqwolff

lurk fucking moar

You done goofed.

Wait, that post was real?

it's either that or OP is severely retarded

guess which

What the hell did i just read?

Required reading.

We are not worthy

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What I meant by "I have independently thought of pretty much every branch of psychology I've come across" is that every time I stumbled across a Wikipedia page for a certain philosophy or philosophical question or philosopher famous for a certain theory or anything like that, it was always shit that had me like "huh, I think about that all the time."

Still pretty sure this is strong evidence that I'm ridiculously intelligent. Of course, also just evidence that people overrate philosophers, and probably everything any philosopher is famous for was thought of by some non-famous person before them.

I definitely understand psychology better than people with degrees. People with degrees think "psychoanalysis" means the type of conjecture Freud did - they literally somehow go through a whole college education and career without ever finding out what "analysis" means and applying it to the human brain and calling it what it is. That's just pathetic. There's probably still some stuff they know that I don't, but less so than when I made that comment, and even when I made that comment I was already like 50x more competent at analyzing a human mind than any psychologist I've ever spoken to.

I guess you've gotta separate actual understanding of psychology from memorization of information. Even if the "education" you get pursuing a psychology degree wasn't mixed in with a bunch of psudeo-scientific garbage, it would still not be a replacement for actual understanding of the human brain. Independently comprehending something is different from memorizing a bunch of stuff about it.

I wasn't saying the reddit brony community is some arbiter of undeniable human judgment. When I typed that a lot of people in real life respect me, I considered how differently people can act online from in person, so people respecting me in real life didn't mean the online persona y'all were interacting with wasn't a dickhead. So I also included an example of a reddit community where people liked me.

/r/iamverysmart for days

You're definitely not.

Holy shit you're back after a year.

I'm your number one fan please sign my tits

OK if we ever meet irl I'll sign your tits

Plot twist it's a dude.

You have to be satire. Like /r/KenM meets /r/iamverysmart

You have so many classics. You're the enlightened, euphoric atheist, the superior psychologist who snides at degrees, and even this "ridiculously intelligent" comment in this thread.

What do you do for a living, man? Do you work? Go to college?

where do you stand politically tho?

I politically identify as an attack helicopter

You know the saddest thing about your infamous online existence? You are mostly right.

I did know that actually. But as the years go by, it becomes less and less sad, more and more funny.

Notice me senpai

I notice you. Nice username.

y-you too

Holy shit, you're back and continue to deliver

No, I'm pretty sure he was fired on his first week as a pizza delivery driver as he lacked the intellectual capacity.

Just curious, did you ever pursue any of your interests in school? What are you up to these days?

Chillin

What are your school grades?

Oh man, I'd of thought you were going to grow out of that narcissistic 15 y/o superiority complex but you've obviously just delved deeper into it

Delete your account.

In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community

good lord