Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings
The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill
ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes
Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact
γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes
Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking
ω (Omega Phase)
Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-03-02
I know now I'll never have any flair again and I've come to terms with that.
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n/a Canadian_GirI 2017-03-02
jew
n/a LLAXIS 2017-03-02
Can somebody give me a quick rundown?
n/a GoMLism 2017-03-02
So Here's The Rundown
In contact with aliens
Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
Said to be violent and intimidating in private
Own castles and banks all over the world
Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
Own several nuclear plants
Learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
Rule France with an iron but fair fist
Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
This is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
The last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
Own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
Own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
If you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings
The 6 Stages Of The Bogpill
ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes
Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact
γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes
Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking
ω (Omega Phase)
Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage
⍋ Phase
Bogface
Ability to see anything
Other universes
Talk to aliens
Addiction the bogposting
Can last up to 6 weeks
Must abandon your friends and family
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Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
Will see aliens that will test mental capacity
Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
Able to citrus-dick without pain
Flying
Theorized 6th bogstage
Never been reached
Immortality is granted
Replace Igor
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n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-03-02
Tldr lizard jews from space.
n/a Letterbocks 2017-03-02
Dank zalgo
n/a Vinod_Paswan 2017-03-02
Stop giving attention to cray-crays
n/a ImYoonaaaa 2017-03-02
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n/a Krulbro 2017-03-02
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n/a ImYoonaaaa 2017-03-02
nigger
n/a Krulbro 2017-03-02
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n/a ImYoonaaaa 2017-03-02
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n/a Krulbro 2017-03-02
rood
n/a ImYoonaaaa 2017-03-02
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n/a Krulbro 2017-03-02
:D
n/a ImYoonaaaa 2017-03-02
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n/a niggerpenis 2017-03-02
fgt
n/a ImYoonaaaa 2017-03-02
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n/a niggerpenis 2017-03-02
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n/a ImYoonaaaa 2017-03-02
ur name racist
n/a Krulbro 2017-03-02
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