Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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hey op am i missing the drama or is this post just boring

give me some guidance

You've gotta read between the lines when women are talking. The claws are fully out for most of that thread, it's just that no one is flat out calling the other person a mother fucker.

There is one troll who calls twox dudes lonely retards. Probably came from this sub.

Who pissed in the popcorn?

Nigga you came to the wrong drama sub

Reading between the lines

Or right between the eyes, I dunno, ffs.

It's semi typical post wall female hamstering about how they're alone but generally happy while saying things unhappy people say.

Were you having a stroke while typing this title?

But you just did.

title???!!

>one part of a word missing

>can't understand the title

Found the man

This is why I don't date wypipo, tbh fam.

mayocide when?!

White people are already removing themselves from the gene pool, no cucking required.

OP, were you the guy who got shut down?

drama where

So I don't date. Specifically and intentionally Because I'm fuck ugly.

I have great friends casual acquaintances and a full life house full of cats

It works for me.Pls send help.

Fuck off, cats are neat

You're both right!

OK, I have the obvious answer to this fight between you guys AND an obvious answer to the original poster.

Have romantic/sexual relations with the cats! She should smear cat food on her body and just enjoy the love.

No, you fuck off, cats suck and you clearly have toxoplasmosis affecting your brain

Toxoplasmosis is a menisist conspiracy. Don't believe their lies.

I love dogs, but I wouldn't get 12 of them.

Yeah, 12 is nowhere near enough.

Gonna need a bigger front porch.

They're neat if you have 1 or 2, not 15.

Ever since I was a teenager, I knew that relationships end, often in a way that the people aren't friends after

This bit indicates she is either a stupid angsty teenager with divorced parents or she doesn't know how to maintain a relationship...

She says she's 32.

WGTOW. Live with bff forever, but not in a lesbian kinda way.

What if I want it to be in a lesbian kinda way

Then that is sexy af and the life of two Empresses!

Awww yissss. Time to convince my friend who has a husband and a baby to come live with me so we can rule together.

Time to convince my friend who has a husband and a baby

It is too late for her, pick the runner up. Men and kids will only gum up the works tbh.

t. lesbian besties expert

Well damn, she's the only one I can see myself not killing if we lived together forever. So I guess I don't get to have a lesbian bestie relationship anymore. Thank you, lesbian besties expert. You have shown me the truth today.

I live to serve, mistress.

She's the only one I can see myself not killing.

Lo and behold, women still can't live with each-other without hating one another, even in 2017.

Internalized misogyny, tbh.

Shit, I knew I had internalized something

That's non-ironically every 8yo girl's fantasy adult life.

Oh I know! And a lot of 20 something girls' as well.

I would, but I'm workin' late!

Nooooooo!!

Ok 😀

I didn't expect a bunch of men judging my whole existence based on a post in TWOX. Stupid me. You assholes take everything over.

-/u/landofcherry

Did she just assume people's gender?

Worse, xhe assumed people's binary gender.

This person sums it up nicely:

You asked for people on a semi anonymous internet forum to give you their .02 cents on a unnecessarily complicated social crisis that is entirely of your making.

And to be honest, if I had to put money down on the gender of that commenter, I'd bet on male as well.

EDIT: Also, possibly a former Verizon employee?

.02 cents

This thread is gold. Nice job OP.

Is it working as intended? Really? Because it has put you in this situation where you might lose your friend, who by your own description was just being flirtatious. I'm not sure how it's a personal attack on you either to point any of this out, but hey- you're free to take it any way you please.

The "advice" he/she gave was implied, which was to at the very least reconsider your rule. Which I think is good advice! Obviously it doesn't fit this situation.

And what's up with the sexist rant against men? Nobody is judging your whole existence. Well, I am now lol

Notice how this was also written by a man. Funny that all the sensible posts were written by men. I wonder why that is....

Bro, I'm going to have to ask you again not to manspread your mansplaining rage inducing condescension.

The real question is what would have happened if Trump told Hillary to calm down during a debate.

The fact a woman even has the fucking right to be even considered for public office is fucking insane to me. For a female to actually have the gall to go through with it and become a politician, and then try to become president makes me rage.

Hopefully when trump locks her away they throw her in with a pack of blacks with rape and murder raps

I wouldn't go that far but anyone who says women should be in charge and that would automatically bring peace obviously doesn't remember high school.

> 0.2 cents

I REEEE every tiem

Thank God imma fag. Imagine being interested in someone like /u/landofcherry.

Post bussy

I'm at work right now, but here is an older post I made with bussy

You're the only good /r/drama poster

That's sadly the highest honour I've had bestowed upon me.

Pretty pathetic tbh

omg!

bruh

Pls teach me how to be like you

Step one: chug miles of dick

nods, jots down notes

The real MVP

/u/riemann1413, this is how a bussy should look. What theherps has done is called "shaving".

The institution doesn't let him have anything sharp

#AllBussiesMatter

I have seen this before. I still can't get over your balls nor being in the pic.

I'm just lucky I didn't fall down and impale myself

I was really drunk

Drunk is implied.

You know, with a condom over it and some lube the flash hider on my t-97 might work

The weekend is coming and you could be too.

Cool, but I gotta shave again. Shits time consuming

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You're the reason weekendgunnit is amazing

<3u2bb

What promise did you keep that made you bounce on your boy's bayonet?

Well clearly I promised to jam a bayonet up my ass.

More pics please 😘

http://i.imgur.com/zBGy1R5.gif

I mean really. I'm clearly willing to debase myself for attention because I'm an abject failure at life.

I absolutely belong on the mod team here

Duuuuuuuuuuuude

Thank you for the stark reminder that my RES settings for "auto-open" weren't reset to "off" on my new computer.

No problem m8

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What's with these overlong flairs.

Mods being clam hurt but not really because it's /r/drama and how could you think I care about this shithole, and anyway it's a mod playground so you know I'm just playing and not really mad reeeeee. The usual stuff.

I mean, this is some weak drama and OP should top himself

Well yeah

God bless

If you told whyte people it was a Sale @ Target they'd walk themselves into the ovens willingly.

Femicide when?

Focus! Mayocide first.

Grrrrr. I wanna beat the TwoXers now!!!

TwoXers will be taken out by the mayocide anyway, no worries.

/u/hahapointsatyou getting T R I G G E R E D when his beloved TwoX is made fun of.

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Nuh uh

Why did you delete the comment where you said /u/snallygaster took credit for it? Protecting your fellow mod waifu senpai?

No I thought this was that other thread from yesterday where she took credit after someone tried to blame me. I'm on mobile.

Mods are chicks duh. They know a thing or two 'bout bitches.

Ah the old never care about anyone because then you can't get hurt. Very mature and healthy.

Yeah, we're so "ZOMG EVERY WOMAN'S CHOICES ARE VALID AND MAGICAL AND PERFECT!!!1!!!" these days that we're just accepting this as a valid lifestyle choice as good as any other, when in reality this person has serious mental issues.

This person is a fucking nutcase who needs to haul her ass off of Reddit and into a shrink's office.

2me2thanks

Wow, she is just a shitty person. I hope she is able to get help for her mental issues soon.

This isn't drama. Stop getting triggered whenever a woman doesn't spread her legs for everybody

This sub will call anything drama if it's from the right subreddit.

A woman who doesn't spread her legs is an un-ecological waste of resources.

wew

sleep with me you fucking slut!

Found the roastie.

Who keeps leaving all the "I'm totally no upset" tags on the posts?

Gotta be Oxus.

Honestly I'd be much more worried about someone who has rejected on of the most basic human desires, seeking love from someone they're attracted to, rather than a guy who was interested in you.

You might think you've devised a perfectly functioning system that doesn't require dating, but it's a huuuge red flag that at 32 you aren't dating and have rejected it with no desire to explore why.

Bingo

It just really sucks to have someone you value say something that makes it seem like they don't value you the same.

"How to purposely misconstrue something someone says" by /u/landofcherry

Its like a girl Morrissey. Or just Morrissey.

This happened to me over and over - sorry to be blunt but when a maaaaan waaaants a wooomaaaaaan - they won't forget...they will always and forever be DTF. I tried everything to turn them off of me when I could see it in their eyes...I would curse like a pirate, burp, fart and tell foul jokes.....it backfired and made them like me more because I was like a dude in a woman's body.

Adam Sandler's next film there, perhaps.

Lol, I feel like this is too stereotypical to be real. This conversation can not possibly represent genuine people, it's just not possible:

"You're right, he does value me. I just wish he'd respect my "no". He has to do what's right for him, but he should also respect that I know what's right for me."

'...how has he not respected it? By expressing disappointment, once?'

"I'm so sorry. Did you think one post on reddit summed up my entire situation? Because that's silly. This is the second time he brought up this conversation when we were alone and drunk. So no, not "by expressing his disappointment once". Any other assumptions you want to make about a stranger just looking for a little fucking support?"

'I just asked you a question for clarity, based on your descrption of the situation, because it seemed like there may have been information that was not clear or missing. That's why those two question marks are there. That is the literal opposite of an assumption, it's me operating only off of the information you provided and asking if the situation as you seem to have described it is accurate before saying anything. You got exactly the courtesy you are snarkily complaining about not getting.'

i upvote 2x posts here specifically because of the mod that gets triggered and adds that retarded flare to all 2x posts

What I like most about the OP is that she makes no effort to explain how she is feeling, jumping from "this happened" to "I feel crappy, I thought you'd understand".

I'd like to think she uses that a consistent strategy, never questioning her emotions, instead offering them to an audience she thinks she can use to validate them.

It is exactly the kind of emotional development I'd expect from someone who sleeps around with deliberately avoiding intimacy.

Good job on that title you worthless retard

People like this exist. I have a co-worker who is in her forties and is just like that. She's also fat, weird, has 11 animals in her home, and is a non-sexual dominatrix for an unhappily married guy. I fucking don't understand her life, and I also don't understand why she feels compelled to tell this shit to many of her coworkers. And show pictures of the slave's ass after spanking. She had three bariatric surgeries, is still fat, eats things dripping in fat, and then shits for half an hour during work, leaving her coworkers to fend for themselves. So yeah, aside from the rant here, people who are emotionally retarded do exist.

Yo she single?

Unsurprisingly, yes.

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-UncleSamuel