I know now I'll never have any flair again and I've come to terms with that.

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removed for doxxing /u/5th_law_of_robotics

I wish /u/5th_law_of_robotics would come back here instead of being too afraid to debate with the feminists of /r/drama.

I think the impending mayocide ran him off.

superior arguing and reasoning feminists

Say something interesting.

ur a sad man w/ a sadder hobby

Insufficient. Bye.

i like to imagine you parsing the contents of each comment, gears slowly grinding as you evaluate its relevancy to feminism and SJWs, before you finally spit out a judgement of "Insufficient" when it's unrelated to either

Um, you pinged me. Like eight times.

You understand that right?

idk i only count one in that comment and i'm p sure it doesn't let you ping someone eight times in one comment

i thought u said bye?

So you are saying you never pinged me?

idk i only count one in that comment

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you are saying you never pinged me?

hwat m80 r u having a stroke?

So which is it?

i just said i do ping you, literally in the comment you were replying to?

r u feelin alright?

So it's agreed, you pinged me despite your initial rejection. Anyway, now that you've confessed, what's up?

Apparently you're still bitter about you trolling me like six months ago which is... Odd. But anyway, what was your reason for pinging me (now that I've twisted your arm to admit it)?

...what

i pinged you once, you said i pinged you eight times, i said i pinged you once

none of this makes any sense

do you smell burning toast?

Wow you're obsessed. Let it go man.

Anyway, in between your obsessive pinging I think you had a question?

i am genuinely concerned you do not function on the level of normal adults

That's not really a question.

I'm not sure why my not posting here triggered you so much but... Anyhow moving on. Did you have anything approaching a coherent thought that I could address or.....?

measures out 1 shot in drink

holds pinkie out whilst drinking said one shot drink

makes fun of little girl

yells a lot

I could go on

His username is Warcorpse666. I'm questioning if he isn't just a troll trying to generate clicks and views. It hits way too many tropes.

Nae cunt wae that username has any right to appear sans corpse-paint and bullet belt slung over their shoulder.

I choose to believe. Far more fun that way.

Rum and diet coke, what the fuck

Caffeine free Diet Coke. FTFY

Caffeine is bad for you

So is shitty posting but here we are

I would never, I take good care of myself. Mind and body.

"What's my holy book? The God Delusion?!" - died.

Dammit OP I already did this one!

Much better title too

It was objectively fantastic.

Your title just doesn't work

You seem very normal.

OP did it better tbh

Lies!

Expected this to be /u/Wacnews_the_White posting when I saw the video preview.

:/

You literally posted that guy before.

I kno rite?!? Worst of all he has a YouTube channel full of similar rants. This one is the funniest I've seen though.

I like those shelving systems in the back there, any idea where I could pick one up?

Ikea? OfficeMax?

Well if this is the side fighting feminism, I guess I'm on Team Feminism.

That dude's hairline is trying to get as far away from his mouth as possible

He probably has an overabundance of testosterone.

We should be jealous, more than anything.

He sits in what I am guessing is a fucking spare room he converted into his "man cave". Sat, in a fucking ninja turtles t shirt, pre-faded to make you think he is a long term fan (of a childs cartoon). Surrounded by his "epic" gaming collection, with his 3rd chin starting to bulge.

This fucking pig has no place shitting on anyone else for anything. He can talk shit about child molesters, thats about all who are below him.

Did this fucking wizard just measure out a single shot of "fine Jamaican rum," mix it with CAFFEINE FREE COKE, raise his pinky, and say "damn that's good"?

Also, why the fuck is he yelling at someone that can't hear him/doesn't even know he exists? He's acting like he's having a live dialogue with someone across the solar system. Such time delay, much rage. Wow.

He's trying to be sargon or something, like a child emulating their favorite cartoon character.

I imagine people who consider Sargon their role model look pretty close to this guy.

What is that white board for?

An ever updating enemies list of YouTube teen girl and which nephew he's currently loaned Castlevania II: Simon's Quest to.

Nailed it.

He used to have a bunch of clocks with different time zones.

"Feminism made me eat Twinkies^TM and Cheetoes^TM and gain extra weight, thus becoming unfuckable"

When cancer fights cancer does it cancle out or become double cancer? I'm guessing double.

I appreciate this guy giving us all his firsthand rape knowledge.

If a retard successfully counts to ten, he's still correct despite being a retard.

I like how he brags about bitching at girls like a third of his age. So badass.

That man looks exactly like the of person i expected would make that video.