I love /r/streetwear. I get to see people drop more money than I make in a week on something out of the Mercy Gospel Homeless Shelter's dumpster, and they're mean as shit to each other in the comments.
Dae remember the reddit circlejerk a little while back through multiple reposts over Jeff Goldblum looking like an idiot hipster in his tiny jacket?
Dude is an old man now and dressing like an internet hipster teen all of a sudden. And there were multiple default sub threads just jerking over how stylish his stupid outfit is, and thousands of redditors were experts on "high fashion" all of a sudden.
At first I thought it was a joke and everyone was taking a piss but it was a self-congratulatory jerk about how everyone understands fashion, with intricate discussions on the length of his sleeves.
He should be relaxing with a cup of tea or something, not trying to dress like a teenager.
What anyone should be doing is none of your business. He's richer than you'll ever be in your life, you think he gives a fuck about some shmuck on the internet telling him what he should be doing? lol
Dunno where you get that. Dude looks like a greaser who needs a bigger jacket, sure, not a fucking pedophile. Do people who rape kids even dress similar enough to warrant there being a "pedophile" style?
And even so, why do people get so mad about it? And why are those people always the worst dressed people you'll ever meet?
Not sure about streetwear outside of the US, but yes, this "fashion" is cringeworthy. This guy's after-pic makes me think he's someone who lives in a shitty fly-over town and uses the word "nigga" a lot.
Why do people insist on sharing things like this on Reddit? I mean, I love it, but isn't it clear by now that the place is essentially a toxic shithole full of dickheads?
I could never post something like this on reddit and I also could never let myself get as fat as he did. I'd like to think I have a decent sense of empathy but nothing about this guy makes any sense to me.
He's gone from cartoonishly fat to a slightly-less fat man-child trying to impress a bunch of teenagers by dressing up like them? Why do either of those things?
Man, you're a cunt. The guy found something he enjoys, and it allowed him to make a change for the better in his life. This is far better than most of the shit on reddit.
I mean the one on the left is clearly better dressed. The one on the right looks better, but only because he lost 70lbs. If he was dressed respectably he'd look betterer.
Almost nobody dresses like the before pic unless they're at work. Do these people really think thirty year olds don't wear t-shirts and jeans on their days off, or when not at work?
Reddit is full of really dumb kids pretending to be grown up.
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n/a pm_me_pics_of_ur_nan 2017-03-04
There are a few funny comments if you look at the ones not in the linked thread. My personal favorite was "Do you work in a vape store?"
n/a TrailerParkBride 2017-03-04
I love /r/streetwear. I get to see people drop more money than I make in a week on something out of the Mercy Gospel Homeless Shelter's dumpster, and they're mean as shit to each other in the comments.
n/a pm_me_pics_of_ur_nan 2017-03-04
I really need to pay more attention to it. Should have more before and after pics though.
n/a ima-kitty 2017-03-04
i liked "is being a fuckin nerd a bannable offense?" followed by a mod saying yes
n/a PM_ME_MOD_STATUS 2017-03-04
Stick an apple in his mouth cause piggy got roasted.
n/a headasplodes 2017-03-04
"anyone who shit-talks streetwear is a gross neckbeard who wears cargo shorts"
TBH I'd rather wear cargo shorts than any of the outfits on that sub especially since always praise the most retarded ones
"damn bruh your shirt's so long it's a dress and youre wearing a snapback as a necklace STRAIGHT FIRE BRUH"
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-03-04
Let's not start talking about cargo shorts, it's become a way for fuck tards to virtue signal their retardedness
n/a JohnnyLargeCock 2017-03-04
Dae remember the reddit circlejerk a little while back through multiple reposts over Jeff Goldblum looking like an idiot hipster in his tiny jacket?
Dude is an old man now and dressing like an internet hipster teen all of a sudden. And there were multiple default sub threads just jerking over how stylish his stupid outfit is, and thousands of redditors were experts on "high fashion" all of a sudden.
At first I thought it was a joke and everyone was taking a piss but it was a self-congratulatory jerk about how everyone understands fashion, with intricate discussions on the length of his sleeves.
Here he is in his hipster shit: http://i.imgur.com/Cu9WoIe.jpg
He should be relaxing with a cup of tea or something, not trying to dress like a teenager.
n/a Ennui2778 2017-03-04
That's a female jacket. Straight up. My exgirlfriend has it, and she's a tiny Chinese.
n/a JohnnyLargeCock 2017-03-04
You're ex-girlfriend doesn't happen to be a 64-year old white man, does she? Because that's the only way his outfit would make sense.
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-03-04
She left you after she got her green card, huh? I'm sorry for ya buddy, plenty of fish in the mail order catalog though :)
n/a filthy_casul 2017-03-04
What anyone should be doing is none of your business. He's richer than you'll ever be in your life, you think he gives a fuck about some shmuck on the internet telling him what he should be doing? lol
n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-03-04
probably doesnt give a fuck but still weird that one day he woke up and decided the pedo look would suit him
n/a filthy_casul 2017-03-04
Dunno where you get that. Dude looks like a greaser who needs a bigger jacket, sure, not a fucking pedophile. Do people who rape kids even dress similar enough to warrant there being a "pedophile" style?
And even so, why do people get so mad about it? And why are those people always the worst dressed people you'll ever meet?
n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-03-04
did he touch you or something
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-03-04
Why do people get angry about kid fucking? Do I have to spell it out for you?
n/a filthy_casul 2017-03-04
Is your reading comprehension so bad you seriously think that's what I mean you absolute fucking neanderthal lmao
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-03-04
Oh. Why do people get mad about "pedophile style"?
n/a filthy_casul 2017-03-04
Jesus Christ. You have to be a troll.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-03-04
Look, dressing like you want to fuck kids is not okay
n/a newsdr 2017-03-04
he dates 20 year olds. They probably convince him to wear this stuff because they're embarrassed to bring gramps around their 20 year old friends.
n/a RueysSoulDiegosFight 2017-03-04
Honestly, if he took off that jacket, I would provide the hallway to his hotdog.
n/a -jean-paul- 2017-03-04
Poor sap
n/a itoucheditforacookie 2017-03-04
That's probably a ToJ jacket... 🔥
n/a U2_is_gay 2017-03-04
The jacket is a bit ill fitting but besides that it's an extremely common outfit.
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-03-04
He could still get it tbh
n/a lukas8u 2017-03-04
nah he looks dope go fuck yourself.
n/a DannyLee90 2017-03-04
Leave it to /r/all to argue in favor of pleated pants.
n/a DivinePrince2 2017-03-04
I think American streetwear is pretty bad, in terms of fashion. Not everyone wants to dress up as a dumpster.
n/a skivian 2017-03-04
You have to remember, on fashion subreddits, it's still Reddit discussing fashion.
n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-03-04
Anyone dressed like that is laughed at
n/a xhabeascorpusx 2017-03-04
As an American we think the same.
n/a Buhhwheat 2017-03-04
Not sure about streetwear outside of the US, but yes, this "fashion" is cringeworthy. This guy's after-pic makes me think he's someone who lives in a shitty fly-over town and uses the word "nigga" a lot.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-03-04
Or lives in Williamsburg
n/a real_human__bean 2017-03-04
He already said shitty flyover town full of people from Kansas.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-03-04
Why do people insist on sharing things like this on Reddit? I mean, I love it, but isn't it clear by now that the place is essentially a toxic shithole full of dickheads?
n/a pitaenigma 2017-03-04
There is one picture of me up here, which is a little worrying but I'm pretty decently dressed in it so on that level it's fine.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-03-04
I'd delete it. This site is full of crazies
n/a pitaenigma 2017-03-04
Tracking it down is kind of a bitch though, and it's on someone else's account.
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-03-04
Never doubt the power of autism.
n/a newsdr 2017-03-04
I'm gonna need to see that to judge for myself. link, friend?
n/a pitaenigma 2017-03-04
Here
n/a newsdr 2017-03-04
my gf wants to fuck you
n/a Cittera 2017-03-04
I could never post something like this on reddit and I also could never let myself get as fat as he did. I'd like to think I have a decent sense of empathy but nothing about this guy makes any sense to me.
He's gone from cartoonishly fat to a slightly-less fat man-child trying to impress a bunch of teenagers by dressing up like them? Why do either of those things?
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-03-04
You can feel empathy and still think someone is a pathetic cunt.
n/a boythorninhisside 2017-03-04
Man, you're a cunt. The guy found something he enjoys, and it allowed him to make a change for the better in his life. This is far better than most of the shit on reddit.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-03-04
LARPing as an army tent?
n/a TrailerParkBride 2017-03-04
Stealing from homeless whales
n/a TrailerParkBride 2017-03-04
STREETWEAR IS MUH GAME!
n/a boythorninhisside 2017-03-04
OK then.
n/a mrcolon96 2017-03-04
Lmao
n/a lukas8u 2017-03-04
Fits a bit too much but he's just starting out. All of those clothes are fine if they're matched with something less ridiculous.
n/a TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-03-04
It's like social media. It's just self validation and/or attention seeking like all the rest of the 'WHAT ABOUT ME" posting.
n/a kennewickman 2017-03-04
Bubbling toxic shithole to complete the imagery
n/a nomad1c 2017-03-04
to be fair in a few years when he's gone through this dressing shitty phase he'll probably look ok
n/a Forseti69 2017-03-04
This comment is best.
n/a AggressiveSloth 2017-03-04
Poor guy lost half his legs
n/a mrcolon96 2017-03-04
Diabetes is a bitch
n/a bostonbob1987 2017-03-04
I cant tell if streetwear is serious or not. Do they actually think those clothes look good?
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-03-04
They do as long as the clothing either;
1) Was found in a thrift store
2) Was made by Supreme or has the Supreme logo on it
3) Will attract men while sending the message "I'm a bottom"
n/a pm_me_pics_of_ur_nan 2017-03-04
It's a way to signal to those around you that you listen to Odd Future without ironically talking about rape and necrophilia in public.
n/a snurpss 2017-03-04
like... why would someone wear a camo shirt? and a gold chain on top of it?
wait...
i pity the fool!
n/a thirdegree 2017-03-04
I mean the one on the left is clearly better dressed. The one on the right looks better, but only because he lost 70lbs. If he was dressed respectably he'd look betterer.
n/a ThatDamnedImp 2017-03-04
Almost nobody dresses like the before pic unless they're at work. Do these people really think thirty year olds don't wear t-shirts and jeans on their days off, or when not at work?
Reddit is full of really dumb kids pretending to be grown up.
n/a pennypun 2017-03-04
too bad I'm banned on that sub.
n/a ima-kitty 2017-03-04
apparently being "a fuckin nerd" there is bannable. what'd u do?
n/a pennypun 2017-03-04
Honestly expressed my opinion about the fashion choices of one particular OP. :)
n/a ey_boss 2017-03-04
Excuse me but what the fuck? Guy says he prefers the old style, another guy asks to explain this opinion. This is fucking drama now? Fuck off OP.
n/a IanPatrick1966 2017-03-04
Looks like he's about to go blow up a building.