Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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What do you need a fat chick blow up doll for? They will literally fuck anything if you give them enough fried chicken.

u/ChaoticEvil can I draw upon your wealth of experiences to confirm if this is true or not?

The chicken grease also saves you money on lube.

Not /u/ChaoticEvil (lol obvs fam bruh onomatopoeia) but it's true

That's right, you're not.

Be thankful for that.

Well I've always bribed them with food to go away, but I imagine the same could be done for sex.

Added bonus: If you don't mention their body odor it's equivalent to complimenting them.

In the South, those body odors are known as pheromones.

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This is going to be good.

Well only excluding one guy three guys six guys (so far), no one has have been a dick about her weight. Im proud not ashamed of you reddit Edit: things change, more assholes showed up

/r/PrematureCelebration

Have more shame.

How do you make a post specifically showing the most controversial comments first?

Also, no one really claimed that the woman in the photo is sexually liberated or anything. OP and their friend were just browsing around in Spencer's and found a look-alike doll.

Also, no one really claimed that the woman in the photo is sexually liberated or anything.

She's in public and not wearing a niqab. That's textbook sexually liberated.

This guy fucks.

It is, and it actually can't come off, it's welded on.

/u/Theonlyclaireowin you obviously need leash her and for a walk or you could probably tie it to a treadmill bar. Just sayin.

You obviously need to go back to third grade and learn proper grammar, because I've got no fucking clue what you just said lmao.

Then wine and beer can't drink itself. 🍷

Aaaah the good ol "I'm (fake) drunk so it's okay to be stupid" aroo.

👌

He said obviously leash need her to and a for walk you, or could tie probably 'it' to threadmill a bar.

How would you weld something that's on your neck?

Fat person looks exactly like other fat person.

For anyone interested

I thought she was someone's friend at Spencers!

"she is overweight"

HOLY SHIT DRAMA!!! DRAMA!!! LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DRAMA, WE HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH DRAMA IN FUCKING CENTURIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's it, unsubbed.

don't go we love you

Post bussy

Please excuse the shitposts, not everyone is gifted enough to know how the world works like you do

You still salty about that or something?

Yeah, my telling you Ouch really left me mad!

You wanna try saying that one more time?

No, I'm too scared

Found the fatty.

Used to be underweight, now normal weight.

No please don't leave, what will we ever do without you

Lmao thats a big bitch