Only if you care enough about gender to fuck your body up with artificial hormones to mimic society's definition on what it is to be the opposite gender.
Yessssss, it's something. Consider that I literally looked like a sad and depressed old man 3 months ago, I think you'd be shocked to see the before and after.
I don't think people realize that being considered an effeminate fairy boy is far, far more feminine than I was a few months ago. And just imagine where I'll be in another year or two with a few more level ups.
I dunno if you meant to or not, but that's a huge compliment - thanks.
You seem like a nice person that is pretty happy with your life. I would heavily suggest running away from the screaming hive of autistic douchnozzles that is this sub. You're life will be better off.
Hey, /u/encryptedcharms. Good luck with your transition and whatnot. Don't mind people - ye chill and we here at /r/Drama will cease being trash long enough to embrace you for who you are.
Then we'll probably immediately go back to being trash, but it's the thought that counts.
Goddamn nerds need to learn not to take the bait. Just comment "nice shirt" (or don't) and go on with your day.
I kinda suspect getting the lukewarm reaction that a "here's me wearing a shirt" post deserved would have taken the wind out of /u/encryptedcharms' sails a lot more than all this gamer REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that she seems to get off on.
FOR PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T UNDERSTAND: THE JOKE IS THAT TRANS WOMAN STILL LOOK LIKE A MAN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! GET IT??????? SHE SAY SHE WOMAN, BUT LOOK MOSTLY LIKE A MAN!!!! BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum and one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide theyβre going to escape!
So like they get up on to the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in moon light stretching away to freedom. Now the first guy he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see he's afraid of falling
So then the first guy has an idea. He says "Hey! I have my flash light with me. I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me." But, the second guy just shakes his head. He says "What do you think I am, crazy? You would turn it off when I was half way across."
Nah, I think it could be pretty funny, I just don't think it's inherently funny such that "she" constitutes an 21+ comment. But whatever, idiots gonna freak about trans shit.
Yes, we should all be offended by and come up with new insults for those individuals with radical confrontational agendas about wanting to be tolerated in public spaces. They are a true menace. I mean I'm not a bigot, after all, I'm perfectly fine if they exist in some sort of hypothetical way, but why on earth should they ever be visible, right? That's just a bridge too far!
I'm pretty sure I know exactly what this person looks like. Not pretty.
You can still get a butch hair cut, though opted in for the quintessential teenage Justin Beiber cut. The boyish appearance and masculine job prospects seem very odd.
u/encryptedcharms, I want to tell you about this trans manager I worked with back when I was a consultant. She was awesome because she was polite, professional, and never used her transgender situation to gain attention.
In all the time that I knew her, nobody at either the company or the client (a large international banking institution) had a single thing to say about her gender, either to her face or behind her back. She was a refreshing dose of fresh air in a stale and stagnant environment. We all thought she was awesome.
So when attention-whores like yourself try to appropriate being transgender just to get people to notice you, it particularly rubs me the wrong way. Nobody cares if you're transgender except about a dozen conservatives in Mississippi. The epic struggle for equality that you were doubtless hoping to incorporate into your personal narrative already came, succeeded, and left while you were still wondering while you were still in your edgy Goth phase.
What process did your manager have to go through at her job to get approved to be trans? For that matter what process did you have to go through to get approved to be who you are?
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-03-06
No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around
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n/a DAE_JULIAN_ASSANGE 2017-03-06
/u/encryptedcharms beautiful women like you are always welcome in /r/drama
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-03-06
/u/encryptedcharms
Post bussy
n/a tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-03-06
I got kinda nervous clicking his imgur links, cos whenever anyone on the internet disagrees with me, I usually respond with a link to my asshole.
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-03-06
You can't talk it up and not deliver.
n/a subpoutine 2017-03-06
Oh, is this a nasty asshole contest? Cuz I got the winner.
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-03-06
F
n/a Sarcastic_Phil_Ochs 2017-03-06
That really should go in the /u/SnapshillBot rotation.
n/a encryptedcharms 2017-03-06
/u/AreYouFuckingHappy
Post micropenis
n/a Nufity 2017-03-06
In his defense you really will make a hideous girl
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-03-06
How was the club? Has anyone ever told you you look like Adam Devine?
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-03-06
no fuck off
n/a Zachums 2017-03-06
Trans women who start drama are way more welcome than humorless serious posters than yourself, bruh. Maybe lighten up every once in a while?
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-03-06
maybe stop being a queer?
n/a Zachums 2017-03-06
>not being queer in the progressive year (2027 - 10)
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-03-06
i'll fucking murder you
n/a Zachums 2017-03-06
Impossible, I deadlift too much to be killed.
n/a ssjkriccolo 2017-03-06
http://imgur.com/rv9lvr9
n/a Mircy 2017-03-06
Hey that's my job
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-03-06
shut the fuck up
n/a Mircy 2017-03-06
No u
I'm the designated executioner around here
n/a grungebot5000 2017-03-06
he's got ya there zahcums
n/a Zachums 2017-03-06
#zachumsonsuicidewatch
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-03-06
Oi that faggot doesn't even have a bitmoji.
Mods do you're fucking job.
n/a OiBoiFloyd 2017-03-06
DAE culture wars?
n/a Fartkin 2017-03-06
Shit you can just put on some concealer and eyeliner and be trans now?
Man this gender shit is just getting lazier.
n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-03-06
TIL makeup gives you tits
n/a Akai_Hana 2017-03-06
Those are manboobs.
n/a bleepis 2017-03-06
consider that changing your bodys hormone composition doesnt instantly give you an E cup and childbirth-ready hips
n/a Fartkin 2017-03-06
I wouldn't be posting here if I was in any way considerate
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-06
if you *were in any way considerate
I suppose you wouldn't be posting here if you were a better reader, either, though.
n/a Fartkin 2017-03-06
pointing out grammar on the internet in 2017
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-06
((([current year])))
I just like to add the jew parenthesis to stuff at (((random)))
n/a rultes 2017-03-06
5777
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-06
that's would be it, ya
n/a Stuntman119 2017-03-06
Current year + 2
n/a Pickled_Kagura 2017-03-06
Happy Jew Year
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-06
Comedy chevrons on reddit....
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-06
/u/atmeonhooper is TRIGGERED. Pathetic.
n/a LedinToke 2017-03-06
no
n/a bleepis 2017-03-06
thats fair
n/a Albino_Namekian 2017-03-06
Anon...
n/a friendlysoviet 2017-03-06
Does it cause your hair to be cut like a generic man as well?
n/a AlienHooker 2017-03-06
So her hair has to be a certain length or style for her to be trans?
n/a friendlysoviet 2017-03-06
Only if you care enough about gender to fuck your body up with artificial hormones to mimic society's definition on what it is to be the opposite gender.
n/a bleepis 2017-03-06
ive heard of this mystical thing called "sometimes women cut their hair short" spoken only in hushed whispers
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-06
"You would never be able to tell if you encountered a trans woman"
n/a bleepis 2017-03-06
thats not what i said but like, tbh, it is very difficult to tell sometimes
n/a friendlysoviet 2017-03-06
That is not even close to a woman's hair cut. Don't be disingenuous.
n/a ChateauJack 2017-03-06
Doesn't make you grow a womb or lose your prostate either, you'll notice.
n/a bleepis 2017-03-06
big, if true
n/a skivian 2017-03-06
Gender π is π a π social π construct
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-06
A social construct that can be altered with surgery, for some reason.
n/a Spectre_06 2017-03-06
I blame rap music.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-03-06
fuckin thugger
n/a SandonBranderson 2017-03-06
http://www.daniellemuscato.com/
n/a clarkeff 2017-03-06
Holy fucking shit, how did I miss this?
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-06
I saw this a while back. Muscato is hysterical to me.
n/a SandonBranderson 2017-03-06
Pot, kettle.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-06
I think the person making that video made some good points.
n/a Delicateplace 2017-03-06
they're just jealous of the MK sneakers
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-03-06
Best part
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-06
I like that the sub downvoted the shit out of it, but she seemed to enjoy it
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-03-06
Well it's a tranny; the sexual libido of a man combined with the attention whoring of a woman.
n/a glmox 2017-03-06
quality post
n/a iNEEDheplreddit 2017-03-06
5/7
n/a _realitycheck_ 2017-03-06
A perfect 5/7
n/a tHeSiD 2017-03-06
Savage
n/a UncleSamuel 2017-03-06
https://i.imgur.com/euMFneE.png
-UncleSamuel
n/a LedinToke 2017-03-06
brutal but honest
n/a Tegretol 2017-03-06
"She"
n/a OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-03-06
Edgy
n/a OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-03-06
Edgy
n/a DistortedLines 2017-03-06
adorable tbh
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-03-06
/u/encryptedcharms leveled up from man to incredibly butch prison dyke.
n/a Neon_needles 2017-03-06
Twink Race Bannon knows how to flaunt.
n/a Invalid_Target 2017-03-06
http://i.imgur.com/ho2hpMT.gif
n/a encryptedcharms 2017-03-06
Yessssss, it's something. Consider that I literally looked like a sad and depressed old man 3 months ago, I think you'd be shocked to see the before and after.
I don't think people realize that being considered an effeminate fairy boy is far, far more feminine than I was a few months ago. And just imagine where I'll be in another year or two with a few more level ups.
I dunno if you meant to or not, but that's a huge compliment - thanks.
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-06
You seem like a nice person that is pretty happy with your life. I would heavily suggest running away from the screaming hive of autistic douchnozzles that is this sub. You're life will be better off.
n/a pitaenigma 2017-03-06
This, but unironically. There are some literal Nazis on this sub, even if ones so unhardcore that they marry Jews.
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-06
We also have /u/oxus007 as a mod and he regularly beats up children for a living
n/a cptAustria 2017-03-06
Who doesn't?
n/a pitaenigma 2017-03-06
Kids suck. Can't hold their booze at all.
n/a BannaHamHock 2017-03-06
Why are you losers here if it you're going to tell the cows to run away immediately after they show up? Are you retarded or just from SRD?
n/a pitaenigma 2017-03-06
When cows are asshats it's fun. When they seem to be OK it's not so much.
n/a BannaHamHock 2017-03-06
What if I told you that you were the asshats, and that's why you think the cow is ok?
n/a bleasehalb 2017-03-06
Internet Nazi's have the same destructive capacity if internet wizards.
And sometimes they're the same thing.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-06
Fuck off pussy
n/a OldOrder 2017-03-06
KYS but unironically
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-06
/u/encryptedcharms don't post bussy now.
n/a BluntForceHonesty 2017-03-06
Maybe you should do a set of before and afters, done in Pacman and Ms Pacman vintage game shirts, and post them to /gaming.
I mean, slap a bow and some lipstick on it and call it done, amirite?
n/a ThisGuy481 2017-03-06
Hey, /u/encryptedcharms. Good luck with your transition and whatnot. Don't mind people - ye chill and we here at /r/Drama will cease being trash long enough to embrace you for who you are.
Then we'll probably immediately go back to being trash, but it's the thought that counts.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-06
"a male human with a bad idea"
n/a ThisGuy481 2017-03-06
Wow. I am absolutely shocked by this combination. No one could've possibly guessed.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-06
The not calling males women will continue until morale improves.
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-03-06
If you're happy with your progress then good on you.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-06
I would prefer you stick to what you are.
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-03-06
Which temple holds the Triforce of Estrogen?
n/a itoucheditforacookie 2017-03-06
Let me know when this person finds it
n/a TrailerParkBride 2017-03-06
/u/encryptedcharms, where did you get your sneaks? I don't usually wear anything that flashy but they're fukken awesome.
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-03-06
Dude, just shut up.
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-03-06
Why would you mix luxury sneakers with a faded t shirt and a 3 dollar choker????
n/a hakkzpets 2017-03-06
Those sneakers are pretty nice.
n/a sex_tourism 2017-03-06
*gaudy
n/a nanonan 2017-03-06
Works with the Zelda theme.
n/a WorldStarCroCop 2017-03-06
I find whatever that is to be attractive. It's like some Star Trek shit.
n/a niggerpenis 2017-03-06
No.
n/a niggerpenis 2017-03-06
No.
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
Goddamn nerds need to learn not to take the bait. Just comment "nice shirt" (or don't) and go on with your day.
I kinda suspect getting the lukewarm reaction that a "here's me wearing a shirt" post deserved would have taken the wind out of /u/encryptedcharms' sails a lot more than all this gamer REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that she seems to get off on.
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-03-06
"she"
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SUPER FUNNY AND ORIGINAL!!!! NOBODY HAS EVER MADE SUCH INNOVATIVE JOKE BEFORE!!!!!!!!!
YOU HAVE TV SHOW!?!?! I WATCH ALL YOUR COMEDY ACT FOR MOST BIG FUNNY LAUGHS EVERY MADE!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE TELL MORE JOKES LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-03-06
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
FOR PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T UNDERSTAND: THE JOKE IS THAT TRANS WOMAN STILL LOOK LIKE A MAN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! GET IT??????? SHE SAY SHE WOMAN, BUT LOOK MOSTLY LIKE A MAN!!!! BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-03-06
r u ok bby?
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
TELL ANOTHER AMAZING JOKE
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-03-06
Today is the day that you eliminate the shitbirds. It starts with me, but tonight you will take down Donald Drumpf himself.
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
NO, NO FUNNY! DO A GOOD ONE!
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-03-06
I always read this when I'm feeling down and need a laugh
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
I TRY BUT I NO ABLE TO COMPETE WITH COMEDY MASTER LIKE YOU
n/a Nufity 2017-03-06
I'm glad your dad beat you instead of cancer.
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
See, that's unexpected!
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-06
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum and one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide theyβre going to escape!
So like they get up on to the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in moon light stretching away to freedom. Now the first guy he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see he's afraid of falling
So then the first guy has an idea. He says "Hey! I have my flash light with me. I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me." But, the second guy just shakes his head. He says "What do you think I am, crazy? You would turn it off when I was half way across."
n/a throwaway11272016 2017-03-06
Hold me closer Tony Danza, count the headlights on the highway
n/a ChateauJack 2017-03-06
Nah, he looks like a woman ( kinda ) but is a man. I mean, that's what I would imply by "she". Please REEEEEEE at me in all caps too bby.
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
Thank god somebody else is here to share their wisdom and insight, too!
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-03-06
Which one are you? A man LARPing as a woman, or a woman LARPing as a man?
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
Why does this bother you so much? Are you worried your fetish won't be edgy anymore if it goes mainstream?
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-03-06
My fetish is missionary position with your wife and the lights out while you watch with Night Vision Goggles and read the bible.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-06
oh no, it's retarded :(
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
nice meme
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-06
;)
n/a Eastergecko 2017-03-06
Well this went from 0 to REEEEEE right quick.
n/a nmx179 2017-03-06
Srdinocide can't come soon enough.
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
I hope so, if it means we'll get more of this top-shelf humour.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-06
You probably think that a dude in women's underpants will ever not be funny.
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
Nah, I think it could be pretty funny, I just don't think it's inherently funny such that "she" constitutes an 21+ comment. But whatever, idiots gonna freak about trans shit.
n/a talitus 2017-03-06
Yeah like u LMAO
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
zing! ya got me!
Fuckwit.
n/a encryptedcharms 2017-03-06
Stop being a cunt.
n/a anotheraccount323 2017-03-06
It looks like you can go for sloppy seconds in this thread, if you're still horny.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-06
he*
n/a readerwritermaybe 2017-03-06
"woman"
n/a cruelandusual 2017-03-06
The sardines got their thread on this deleted. I'm guessing the top comment was just a little too honest to be comfortable for a particular mod.
n/a -jean-paul- 2017-03-06
I'm pretty sure I know exactly what this person looks like. Not pretty.
n/a MaddMarkk 2017-03-06
What a fucking joke, ether this is a super troll or more proof that transgenderism is a mental illness
n/a friendlysoviet 2017-03-06
If you're transitioning, why would you get the most generic man's haircut. Dude looks like he came out of a Lego barbershop.
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-06
nailed it, there was something kinda molded and off-putting about the hair. and everything else.
n/a friendlysoviet 2017-03-06
I mean the hair is perfectly fine for a young man. Its just so generic, that Lego used that specific haircut to identify men on their lego toys.
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-06
yeah I'm getting early Justin Beiber vibes from that haircut
n/a BlackPeopleEmoji 2017-03-06
I'm having severe anxiety. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otC_09RDayo
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-06
I'm getting (male) baseball coach.
n/a Kuonji 2017-03-06
Maybe he's a man who feels more like a woman who is a tomboy.
n/a friendlysoviet 2017-03-06
So many layers of gender stereotypes.
n/a encryptedcharms 2017-03-06
Because I'm still in the military until the summer, and they won't let me grow my hair out. Boooooooo.
n/a friendlysoviet 2017-03-06
You can still get a butch hair cut, though opted in for the quintessential teenage Justin Beiber cut. The boyish appearance and masculine job prospects seem very odd.
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-03-06
What a hilarious train wreck.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-06
What a bunch of cunts, why not just say nice shirt and move on
n/a LSeww 2017-03-06
Because it's a fucking failed attempt to be a woman?
n/a blacknblue12 2017-03-06
....and?
n/a LSeww 2017-03-06
That's it. That's a reason why not just say nice shirt and move on. Because it's some weird fucking shit.
n/a blacknblue12 2017-03-06
go on...
n/a LSeww 2017-03-06
I love beans.
n/a blacknblue12 2017-03-06
:) me too!
n/a Zachums 2017-03-06
We don't tell you that you're a failed attempt at a man every time you post, so what's the difference here?
n/a LSeww 2017-03-06
See you just told me that! And it was totally irrelevant!!111 U r worse hate you121111
n/a Zachums 2017-03-06
o shit ur right
f2p btw
n/a I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-03-06
That is a man in eyeliner.
n/a davvii 2017-03-06
Really?
n/a -sound- 2017-03-06
damn that's a dried out crusty ass meme you got there
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-03-06
That's a dude wearing eyeliner and a girl's shirt that's too small for him.
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-06
A literal ton more make up then just eyeliner I think.
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-06
well, she's right, she will certainly never have to worry about looking too femme
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-03-06
"she"
n/a LSeww 2017-03-06
I'm really surprised such a huge sub could honestly say "wtf" for that. Hope is not lost.
n/a frescoaroma 2017-03-06
hahahaha what
n/a Pickled_Kagura 2017-03-06
Should have done a normal title and made an explanatory comment. The title itself is god-tier cringe.
n/a OniTan 2017-03-06
Grow some tits, /u/encryptedcharms.
n/a grungebot5000 2017-03-06
this is a tasty slapfight. no one gets unnecessarily pissed off over petty shit like gamingers.
n/a LSeww 2017-03-06
Calling that a woman is like calling a fat person that just started to loose weight "skinny".
n/a LSeww 2017-03-06
"i forgot how to woman"
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-06
Really want r/gaming to love them with that statement. At least they play the fake gamer girl really well
n/a wolfdreams01 2017-03-06
u/encryptedcharms, I want to tell you about this trans manager I worked with back when I was a consultant. She was awesome because she was polite, professional, and never used her transgender situation to gain attention.
In all the time that I knew her, nobody at either the company or the client (a large international banking institution) had a single thing to say about her gender, either to her face or behind her back. She was a refreshing dose of fresh air in a stale and stagnant environment. We all thought she was awesome.
So when attention-whores like yourself try to appropriate being transgender just to get people to notice you, it particularly rubs me the wrong way. Nobody cares if you're transgender except about a dozen conservatives in Mississippi. The epic struggle for equality that you were doubtless hoping to incorporate into your personal narrative already came, succeeded, and left while you were still wondering while you were still in your edgy Goth phase.
n/a encryptedcharms 2017-03-06
What process did your manager have to go through at her job to get approved to be trans? For that matter what process did you have to go through to get approved to be who you are?
n/a wolfdreams01 2017-03-06
It's a standard Form 503k for the identity application and then you just need to follow up with a TPS report