[Serious] What's the best way to find some literal dicks to suck? Preferably clean ones.

0  2017-03-06 by [deleted]

As much as I love telling my RP buddy his semen is delicious for the 6th month in a row, I've been really craving some nice thick loads for a while now. Any one know the easiest, safest way to suck some dick without attachments? I'm not exactly a master of gay hookups and I figure at least SOMEONE on /r/drama has some good ideas. I would prefer clean, 7in+ dicks. Please give me only SERIOUS answers, I really need this. Thanks in advance.

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Just get plundr or whatever the gay version of tinder is called and tell dudes you wanna suck dicks.

safest

Get a big assed gun. Lotta faggots in this country don't like gay dudes and I feel like getting catfished by homophobes is an unnecessary risk, so go with a big assed gun.

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I was going to remind you that you have your own dick before I read that part

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