Don't let these butthurt dwellers get you down. They see any woman and their inner pervy misogynist comes out and any man with manners is seen as a white knight. I know that you're just a decent guy and unlike most people here you have friends in real life.
This is my main account famalamadingdong I'm not afraid of no ghosts you feel me? I got that loooonog dick style anyone roll up on me gets the gay succc capicheroonie?
i dunno if i had cranium like that i'd quickly get some bangs going on, who in their right mind would just pull it all back, it's like someone with huge mantits wearing a lycra shirt
People need to fucking learn that every picture of someone on Reddit is subject to shitty low brow /r/roastme level insults by 14 year old autists like /u/ThrowAwayForTheCure.
Basically never show yourself to anonymous people online. Ever.
I'm not going to go any further down. Let me guess, a bunch of jokes talking about her philanthropy work allowing families of Katrina to float on her forehead?
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-03-06
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n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
care to make a comment /u/hugeneral647
n/a hugeneral647 2017-03-06
She is a close friend of my girlfriend. Yall are pathetic
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
oh shit that means you really wanna dick slap that fivehead...
n/a JonsUsername 2017-03-06
Every time you say "dick slap that fivehead" It gets about a thousand times less funny. It was kinda funny the first time but cmon man.
n/a Dickslapthatfivehead 2017-03-06
n/a EllenPaosFrontButt 2017-03-06
aint even mad tbqh fam
n/a Mournhold 2017-03-06
Your username is... delightful?
n/a philosoph0r 2017-03-06
Whats amazing is the seemingly endless amount of time one has to create new emails, to create new Reddit accounts.. it boggles the mind.
n/a offensivebluntcunt 2017-03-06
You can just make up an email and make an account.
n/a philosoph0r 2017-03-06
Well ain't that some shit.
n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-03-06
You don't need an email, it's optional
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-03-06
http://10minutemail.com
DONT spread the word.
n/a philosoph0r 2017-03-06
Trust and believe that I don't give a fuck about emails enough to spread the word.
n/a KateUptonsCumback 2017-03-06
My Man!
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
Beat it till its dead is what I say!!
n/a E_G_Never 2017-03-06
Is that why your dick don't work?
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
Lol legit good one
n/a ThisIsWereWeStart 2017-03-06
I came into this thread expecting to laugh. But the OP is proving to be far more cringy with this crappy joke.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
I aim to please!
n/a mgearliosus 2017-03-06
Swaffling
n/a okay_cu 2017-03-06
ok cuck
n/a pm_me_pics_of_ur_nan 2017-03-06
How hard have you pressed for a threesome?
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-03-06
I just wanna see her taint tbh
n/a Massive_Shlong 2017-03-06
Lol, sure thing buddy
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-03-06
That girlfriend who goes to school at Springfield high we definitely wouldn't have met her?
n/a students4trumpMI 2017-03-06
Lez b real homie.
That's actually a girl who friendzoned you and you got butthurt cuz she's not as hot as you think and still out of your league.
Imma b real doe I'd hit it mane.
n/a OlivesAreOk 2017-03-06
does your girlfriend know you think her friends are lovely?
n/a I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-03-06
Not so pathetic to defend sir madam's honor over internet comments luckily.
n/a 90231232453151353311 2017-03-06
She is a "close" "friend" of "my" "girlfriend."
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-03-06
Don't let these butthurt dwellers get you down. They see any woman and their inner pervy misogynist comes out and any man with manners is seen as a white knight. I know that you're just a decent guy and unlike most people here you have friends in real life.
n/a JohnnyLargeCock 2017-03-06
Can we see a pic of your girlfriend to compare?
n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-03-06
"She's out of your league" says a person to another person he knows literally nothing at all about.
Why do that, it just makes you look stupid
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
it just makes him look like he wants to dick slap her fivehead himself, so he helly
n/a chickenheavy 2017-03-06
What's a fivehead?
n/a geraldo42 2017-03-06
One size bigger than a four head.
n/a snallygaster 2017-03-06
lol you were born after 9/11
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
What's 9/11?
n/a uptheaunty 2017-03-06
Post a picture of yourself so we can all laugh at your fatness.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
Already went over this, sorry bud
n/a uptheaunty 2017-03-06
Just show a picture of your fat gut then.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
Sounds good PC police
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
Here ya go bud: http://i.imgur.com/N1K40Wi.jpg
n/a uptheaunty 2017-03-06
Good one fatso.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
2 people thought so
n/a uptheaunty 2017-03-06
What you talking about? A lot more than two people know you're grotesquely obese.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
ya said good one, and at the time i had 2 upvotes... meaning 2 people thought so....
its a hard concept to understand i know
n/a uptheaunty 2017-03-06
Sorry, that concept is too hard for me. What I'm trying to say is that people realise you're fucking repulsively overweight. Sorry for any confusion!
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
You should be a millionare, you can see people through the Internet!!! I'm sure you can monetize that somehow
n/a uptheaunty 2017-03-06
Says you, you fucking troll 🤔
n/a Namenamenamenamena 2017-03-06
She's cute and it's directed at people insulting her on Reddit, he's probably not wrong.
n/a BannaHamHock 2017-03-06
She's really not, though.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-03-06
/u/hugeneral641 tell her to post nudes
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-03-06
/u/hugeneral647 tell her to post nudes
n/a pepperouchau 2017-03-06
All I see is two mayos in need of some rope
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-03-06
C'mon, don't be mean. Her fivehead totally distracts the eye from that gumby smile.
n/a lifesbrink 2017-03-06
u/hugeneral647 Did you show your defense in the thread to m'lady?
n/a yetanothercfcgrunt 2017-03-06
Dogpiling people over their appearance is lame.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
Oh fuck off
n/a yetanothercfcgrunt 2017-03-06
Fucking off is lame.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
Then you must be a pro
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-03-06
Why don't we fuck on!
n/a Hemic 2017-03-06
Post pic then blimpy boy
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
Yes because posting a pic on a throw away account is the smart thing to to do, I'll get right on that lol
n/a Hemic 2017-03-06
Why you using a throwaway roastie
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
Because that's what you do when you want to post on subs like r/drama
Are you new to the internets?
n/a Hemic 2017-03-06
This is my main account famalamadingdong I'm not afraid of no ghosts you feel me? I got that loooonog dick style anyone roll up on me gets the gay succc capicheroonie?
n/a glmox 2017-03-06
whats it like being a coward, and also fat
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
Pretty nice actually
n/a glmox 2017-03-06
i believe it
n/a LordBlackmore 2017-03-06
Grow some fucking balls, neckbeard.
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-06
Time hasn't treated Brendan Fraser well. More accurate he hasn't either
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-03-06
That bish balding more than me. Damn.
n/a Fartkin 2017-03-06
i dunno if i had cranium like that i'd quickly get some bangs going on, who in their right mind would just pull it all back, it's like someone with huge mantits wearing a lycra shirt
n/a BannaHamHock 2017-03-06
That's someones fetish you know.
n/a TheMeatMaker 2017-03-06
You're either a pathetic human, or you're 14 and think you're hilarious OP...
n/a toe_riffic 2017-03-06
Why not both?
n/a Vakieh 2017-03-06
Eh, she has a 4.5 head, but her processing power is nothing next to the glory that is /r/fiveheads
n/a SoButtscrewed 2017-03-06
.... I will never feel insecure in my life again.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-03-06
People need to fucking learn that every picture of someone on Reddit is subject to shitty low brow /r/roastme level insults by 14 year old autists like /u/ThrowAwayForTheCure.
Basically never show yourself to anonymous people online. Ever.
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
This guy internets!
n/a LaoED 2017-03-06
Considering how often /r/pics has selfies(basically..) it's kind of too late if you ask me.
n/a wisty 2017-03-06
OP posts in /r/niceguys lol
n/a wisty 2017-03-06
Are you bullying OP just because he posts in /r/niceguys?
n/a ThrowAwayForTheCure 2017-03-06
Grown thicker skin
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-03-06
These fucking comments lmao!
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n/a blacknblue12 2017-03-06
Big foreheads are hot tbh