Jewdank-wannabe triggers sub who just wanted a good wank

48  2017-03-07 by lifesbrink

32 comments

You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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who just wanted a good want

obviously not considering how mad they are. "Well actually, this is not appropriate attire for a scholarly setting" pushes up glasses

Which is just silly because girls wear that kind of shorts to class all the fucking time in the summer.

I mean, it's 100+ outside, wtf else are you gonna do?

Yeah, that's why guys wear that, too: no other options.

I unironically miss Jewdank.

I should kill myself.

How'd it go?

I climbed up on the chair and fit the noose around my neck.

Took a few breaths. Deep breaths.

Then a voice came, unbidden.

So here I am.

Are you really gonna listen to a guinea manlet?

>not linking Astley

This chick came out of nowhere to own the reddit whore market over the span of about two weeks. High quality pics and gifs right off the bat.

Makes me wonder if porn companies are secretly promoting some of our favorite slut spammers.

i think it's pretty obvious reddit takes a hard line to companies promoting their product on this website in the guise of legit posts. The line that cuts straight through the S in fact.

S?

You're not kidding, I looked at her history and that's one hell of a blitz. That shit is more time consuming than it seems, so she's spending a good chunk of her day doing this shit.

That's a living, not a hobby.

You could say that about a ton of redditors, they just don't have her cup size. (Or they do have her cup size, but shouldn't).

You could say that about a ton of redditors, they just don't have her cup size. (Or they do have her cup size, but shouldn't).

Taking decent nudie pics takes a lot more effort than shitposting about politics though.

I don't dig conspiracy, but this makes sense

Huh, that submission history is suspect. She immediately knew what posts to make, she cross-posted them to every active nsfw sub around for maximum exposure, she made her own subreddit right out of the gate. She actually is good at promoting her brand.

/u/jewdank pls take note

Edit wow she deleted her account?!!!?

Yeah, you missed that? It was on here about a month or two back.

Oh yeah I was here for that. I was memeing

Should've known.

It's not her first account. I've seen this girl and some of these pictures before in the past on the exhibitionist subs. I think she's blitz posting some of her previous account pictures and passing it off as new stuff.

i love booty as much as the next guy but i also enjoy not failing the shit out of my finals and having to pay for another semester of classes because some chick decided to keep showing her ass in class

"a girl wearing booty shorts in the same room as me would render me totally incapable of rational thought or academic discipline. to be clear, i am definitely in college and not a desperately frustrated 15-year-old."

She's like a Doppledanker.

Amazing athletic legs! I'd sit behind you in class, wear gym clothes or dress pants and deliberately let my cock rub against your ass any time I'd have to shuffle past you

This made me giggle.

white woman

Disgusting

Is there anything more pathetic than people who post on porn subreddits?

I say this as a pathetic person who has commented on porn subreddits.

Commies.

Folks, just stop. It's beyond "creepy" at this point.

you're not gettin that puss white knight

k

lol fag

your face is gross and offputting

Yo that chick is hot af and can get it but u should post nudes too

At this point I can recognize her knees just from all her posts that hit all.

It's better than it was with Jewdank. At least this poster doesn't look like a leather belt and doesn't post herself in subs like Adorableporn that make her seem obnoxious.

Savage!