Elfa82 can't even handle me right now

25  2017-03-07 by BeamUsUpMrScott

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Nander the flass

Please no leaks. Being a mod of /r/dickgirls is a sacred trust.

Please no leaks. The secrecy of /r/dickgirls modmails are as important to national security as the contents of a ministerial black box.

Ur mom is important

Yes I think so.

She's a noble beast

Bit redundant but is always important to remember milfs are important.

Moms are wonderful! Bless us all and bless our hearts

delete this

Delete urself

delet this

rude.

Who is you

The walrus

Koo Koo Kachoo!

wow I didn't realize /u/elfa82 was so racist

The racistest

Where do you get that idea? /u/elfa82 wasn't the one calling people a salty bitch nigga that was the OP of this thread.

maybe I am misunderstanding "instead of blacks being scum"?

Videogameboss2.0 thought that and this OP hates authority figures. He was comparing a racist to a shitlord.

oh i guess i kinda get it now.

on the other hand, people who use "blacks" make my skin crawl because they sound live irvine simon, so it's a wash

First of all what is wrong with using the term blacks to describe a group of people? Second of all he was directly quoting a user who used to say blacks do blah blah blah.

Was he supposed to say "he's just like videogameboss2.0 only instead of African American non white people being scum he hates authority?"

If blacks can call us whites the rules shouldn't change when the shoe is on the other foot. Are your PC feels getting hurt? It wouldn't surprise me if you were black yanking out the race card calling another user racist crying wolf for no reason.

Or are you a white knight trying to altar the world's vernacular when it doesn't even apply to you?

First of all what is wrong with using the term blacks to describe a group of people

nothing, it just makes my skin crawl when i hear it.

wasn't that what i originally said?

Why does it make your skin crawl?

I said, because it sounds like Irvine Simon

bro, you gotta work on your reading skills.

Oh, well it shouldn't because unless I'm wrong I think that is the preferred term these days.

black people you fucking autistic

using "blacks" is weird.

But calling people "fucking autistic" when they don't immediately see your subjective point of view is fine

Got it

calling people "fucking autistic" when they don't immediately see your subjective point of view

literally the definition of discourse in /r/drama

Because words are magical and have power over atakenhooper

words have power over all of us, fam

that's discourse

something something Saussure/Sapir-Whorf/that new Arrival movie. I dunno, wikipedia that shit

Say out loud in the mirror tonight when it's dark:

"Benfal irek ilok tarfantis"

Look yourself in the eye while saying it.

I dare you

Drop the alt elfa, it's creepy

The funniest part about all this is that /u/elfa82 considers himself and reddit mods in general to be "authority figures" and uses my dislike for his own behavior to conclude that i must hate all authority figures

When in reality he's just a fucking chump with some mod privileges that can be easily bypassed

Nigga aint racist nigga

Did you just assume their preferred genre of Bigotry?

videogameboss2.0 /u/elfa82 pls verify if /u/beamusupmrscott can deadlift 400 lbs and has vast knowledge of black crime statistics?

Or is he just autistic?

I'm just ADD but the symptoms overlap

I'm sorry for your loss. My sympathies go out to your family as they deal with your condition.

Oh they dropped me off in the desert a long time ago

http://i.imgur.com/bem8puN.gifv

I'm not the one who removed you, in fact if it was a vote I would have voted to keep you in. /r/dickgirls need lolcows

Well they got you, no room for two

NO U ARE REEEEEEE

lol ur obsessed with me, we should fuck

Double posting

...and you are calling /u/elfa82 obsessed. Though, if you two do hook up pls post pics.

ur link is fucked

Not a link - it is a CSS macro for greentexting that LPC added. Turn on subreddit style.

ew, actually browsing the sub?

ishygddt

Wow you must really be obsessed with me to stalk me like that

When I was asked why I was kicked from the mod mail there I was met with silence.

TBH though that's the same kind of comments I brought to the table there.

They always invite me, then talk shit to me, then boot me.

Epic faggotry

dickgirls modteam will be first against the wall

DELETE THIS

nuh-uh

DELETE THIS TOO!!

i'll think about it.

do you want back in DG? i'll send you on a quest.

I really couldn't care less. Somebody randomly invited me and then they immediately kicked me out like "woah we had no idea this guy would be weird and annoying this is totally unpredictable"

Ya know? Like you guys invited me out of nowhere. Yall figure out what you want and let me know. Women...

Exactly. What kind of stupid niggerfaggot does shit like that?

i served in 2 world wars before you knew what texture of boogers you prefer eating.

So old niggerfaggots?

separate but equal.

It took months for them to remove noodles and you managed it in a couple of hours.

My esponge roberto memes are THAT intense