Immigration drama in /r/Portland when an illegal with 5 keeds is captured by Vanilla ICE

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They should have a Lottery like system.

One wins and they become a full citizen along with their family (if they are illegal). Everyone else that was rounded up and had lost the Lottery are forced to build the wall. They can see their families on weekends.

So why their family isn't also forced to build the wall, you SJW?

Child labor laws?

That sounds socialist to me. I'm sure the free market will protect the children.

I don't get it, how does having unprotected sex make you any less an illegal immigrant?

"I managed to cum in my ugly brown wife enough to sire a bunch of tax burdens, feel sorry for me."

His family could follow him back to his home country.

Think how much cheaper it is to feed five little jumping beans on the south side of Trump's Big Beautiful Bigly Best Wall Folks, anyway.

It doesn't, but that's not the point.

The point is that the stress and suffering of a wife and 5 children being without a father soon outweighs this father breaking the law.

Totally agree, the family should be kept together. Deport the whole lot of them.

Maybe he should have considered that before spraying his seed into the guts of that beast.

But banging illegals is my fetish!

This is how ye olde "Born in America automatically American" clause gets dummied out by a fascistTrump.

Mayocide now

Kill yourself nigger!

Wow poor souls, its totally our fault that they came here illegally while knowing the risks and popped out 5 children. Drumfler (lol XD) should be impeached for this.

I just want you to know you are rational and have critical thinking skills, and despite how it feels, you are not alone.

Where's the drama OP you said there would be drama

Deporting law-abiding undocumented aliens

Aaaaaaahhhhhh

law-abiding undocumented

Pick one.

here are plenty of illegal immigrants from asia and europe who've overstayed their visas yet continue to work and live in this country.

That's because you did not see them on the news, u/Kahluabomb. My mother hears of that story all the time of how her co-workers that got here illegally got deported because they got raided by ICE.

Of course that is not on the news because we're not Black, Mexican, or children. The only time I see the issue of Asian illegal immigrants making the news is when Jeb! mentioned the problem of anchor baby, and then the media suddenly decided it is racist to talk about it.

yea all those new stories of black people getting deported just shits up every paper

Dramatic enough. Nice work.

Maybe I should have clarified. Mostly tragedies about Black people and Mexican make it to the news for whatever reason I am too lazy to guess. Having a child thrown into the mix makes it even more newsworthy.

Asians do get deported a lot, they just don't make the news that often.

how often does deportation make the news anyway? also considering the asian population of the us is 1/4 of the non white hispanic and 1/3 the the black population it seems proportionate. also according to a 2013 cnn article 59% of illegal immigrants in the us were from mexico and the nearest asian country was 3℅ from the phillipines

You're correct that they don't make the news, it's just Asian ones makes even less news for the reason you stated.

I was just saying that Asians do get deported, instead of "continue to work and live in this country."

I don't think I was also wrong that most deportation news are related to Mexicans, and that our nation is fixated on illegal Mexicans for various reasons.

You should read the second half of what the person I have quoted has typed:

If you aren't from a southern border, you aren't really an illegal immigrant, you're just here working hard to provide for your family. or whatever nonsense they use to justify their thinking.

Which is blatantly false, but likely peddles and being believed as such because we don't really see news of non-Mexicans getting deported.

If you are just doing this for doing your pat of the community, great. If not, you need to take a deep breath.

i was trying to encourage you to make less boring comments but it seems ive failed

I am sorry. I shall commit sudoku.

I will continue to dwell on this board, and learn the dramatic ways.

Somebody decided to argue against a conservative argument with logic instead of autistic screeching? Somebody get me Steve Bannon on the phone: this is bad. If more of them figure out how to articulate themselves in a sympathetic way instead of shrieking "hurr durr that's racist," we conservatives might have a real problem in our hands.

No, wait - nevermind, the other liberals appear to be eating this mutant because they don't recognize him as part of their own. Looks like nature just solved this problem on its own.