Allegedly, I'm one of the Marines implicated in the nudies scandal! AMA!

44  2017-03-08 by Spectre_06

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Was it worth it? Not many hotties in marines.

There were a few we got. Most were not, however. Mainly, we enjoyed the Docs, other squids, and some of the Air Force wooks who sent us things.

Always self-submissions that were posted. Revenge porn was frowned upon for legal reasons.

Gotcha gotcha. I once ate out a burly chick from the Navy. I was really drunk and it was gross because her apartment was literaly covered in cans and cat shit. She offered to go down on me after, but I felt sick from the liquor and smell of cat feces that I walked out half dress and threw up all over the side of my car

Just doing my duty for the nation.

You're the real MVP.

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pretty average /r/drama user

My nigga.

That is a man right there, folks.

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Kerensky forever?

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Imperium secundus will be upon soon.

thank you for your service

Any word on what's happening? How many people are they going after? Will it be UCMJ bad or just NJP bad?

Also, who ratted, and when's the blanket party?

1.) I'm not completely sure what's happening. A lot of this is simply being fed by the media narrative, and you have people like Kally Wayne (a Private with a BCD, if memory serves, who was charged with underage drinking and DWI, made pornos in the barracks, and other life choices) hopping on to make money (a la Randi Harper during Gamergate).

2.) The number could vary. Honestly, they can't really do anything to me, as I wasn't on active duty nor reserve duty (though I am subject to recall for life, but that's a whole different category).

3.) It's likely to go to NJP for most of these troops. An Article 134 rarely--if ever--carries a court-martial with it. However, field grade officers do have the ability to administratively separate troops up to a certain rank. Some officers who are involved might receive official reprimands, which in many instances will destroy careers.

4.) No idea, but it was most likely someone who was an admin on Marines United and was removed. Also, it's possible someone outside that group had access to the Google Drive where all this shit was located. Either way, I wasn't an admin on Marines United, so I can't comment on that. But yes, there will be blanket parties.

there will be blanket parties

are they gonna be medium-style or really intense?

Intense with a side of prison-style non-consensual sex.

So is there gonna be a sign up sheet, or is it 'first come, first serve'?

RSVP, BYOB

kally wayne - wow

months ago i went on a youtube binge of watching 'dipping' videos, like, with tobacco, and found her channel. always thought she was pretty hot so i was stoked af when i found her nudes and videos. she can take a dick fo sho

Eh, she was too dolled-up for me. Plus push-up bra. No thanks, she's nothing but lies, and I don't stick my dick in crazy.

I haven't read too much about it but the reporter that broke the story is a former marine. He was probably part of the group.

He was on on the Marines sub reddit boasting about it and saying how he would keep doing it

Yes.

What's your MOS?

Band before I dropped out of the school, then Motor T. When I became an officer, I was an adjutant.

How can the DoD force Google Drive to remove the compromising photos? Also, out of curiosity, are you enlisted or an officer?

An injunction can be issued by a federal court. That is most likely to happen.

And I am an ossifer (mustang, though, so I started out properly).

Same here. I enlisted in '92, then left in '16 to join the Navy. I spoke with the recruiter and told him that I felt that I had more job opportunities than in the Corps, given that I have a combat-related injury.

I did active duty from 2005 to 2009. "Reserves" ever since.

My recruiter originally suggested that I go into the reserves because I was 17 and dropped out of high school to enlist, but I declined because I needed to get the fuck out of Boston.

OMG I WAS IN PLYMOUTH

After Basic at Parris Island and SOI at Camp Lejeune, I was transferred to Camp Pendelton, where I pushed papers around for a few years until I was recommended by my CO for Scout Sniper training. Then I got shipped out to Afghanistan in '02

OMG a real sniper! Are you an expert in Gorilla Warefare?

What?

OOH OOH OOH UHH

Gorilla warfare is what all the cool kids are doing.

Gorilla warfare is what all the cool kids are doing.

At least he's not a "combat correspondent".

All I do is push papers. :(

What do you think about all this being on the news and stuff?

Everyone's acting like the Marines are the only ones guilty of this shit. Everyone ignores the 2011 Air Force Academy sex scandal, or the alleged 2004 West Point scandal. I mean, Marines just fuck shit up, piss on bodies, and what-not. That's what we do.

so where are the pics?

Fuck if I know. I wasn't a part of Marines United. I just happened to co-admin a well-known page that did something similar (though was always self-submitted...not like they give a shit).

PM me the pics.

We got shut down so often that I don't have them anymore. I never saved any. I think I was the only one who didn't. Maybe the other officer didn't...he and I seemed a bit...I dunno'. Too high-and-mighty sometimes.

Was it all nudes or chicks getting fucked?

Did you ever get action from any of the girls irl?

Speaking for us, we got a lot of half-dressed wooks. Some sent nudes, but we said "no no no". I'm sure some kept them, though.

Wait what is going on?

I will explain.

No, it will take too long, let me summarize. Humperdink is going to marry Buttercup in little less then half an hour.

in little less then half an hour

is an officer

Why the SEALS are doing the work the Marines are supposed to do ?

Marines were never a bunch of bitches...

Oh theres actually a reason for this, Rumsfeld used MARCOM in 2005(?) and they werent prepared and killed a bunch of civilians, or were accused of it anyway. The details and lawsuits are still coming out. ANYWAY, they said fuck that stick to SOF Force recon aint T1... PUSSYS

Do you think skirts should be allowed to play with guns?

Are girls on the military all basically pass-arounds?

Before girls, did the military run on prison rules or did you guys sneak hookers on base and other shenanigans?

1.) If they can shoot, they can stay. If they can't, get out.

2.) Not all, but there were some. One, I knew of, made meritorious corporal six months in the fleet at a time when our MOS was godawful high. At the time she was dating a corporal in the platoon. When she made corporal, she left him about two weeks later and started fucking a sergeant.

3.) In Marine boot camp they teach you how to hide dead hookers. I'll let you put two and two together.

Wow that's just awful, but there are so many photo leaks. Which one in particular? And uh, where could I find it, to understand this story better?

Seek the Oracle of Delphi, my child. She will know.

Post bussy.

Nein.

what's your MOS?

pog as fuck

You're Goddamn right.

Now leave me alone, I have paperwork to take care of.