The_Donald uncovers secret plot between Ashton Kutcher and John McCain in a false flag operation to protect pedophiles by framing the REAL investigators

85  2017-03-09 by IAmAN00bie

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No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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Thanks for this. Had to ping my coordinator in my #pizzagate slack. He says they've been taking a look at Kutcher for a while now

It's nice that your handler supports your hobbies.

Look into the Butterfly Effect and Guess Who. One movie involves child sex abuse and the other is an interracial couple. These are two things T_D hates.

Ya Kutcher's ACORN group and him testifying in front of congress asking for more resources to be diverted to stop human trafficking is totally some front. For people who bitch about human trafficking so much they sure don't do anything to help any orgs that work in conjunction with the right law enforcement divisions.

Its like these people are writing just the trashiest most amateur fan fiction of reality.

ASHTON - A - H - T -N + R + O + S = SOROS        

What’s the connection?

Pleb, Ashton is clearly an anagram for 'a shota'. It's like you're not even taking this seriously. 🐌

No shat, hat son.

mila kunis is a lizard

Nothing wrong with lizards

yeah what else is new

I'd fuck a lizard if she looked like Mila Kunis.

>Trumptardscriticising anti-paedophile measures

I'm shocked. Shocked.

>Trumptards Pedes criticising anti-paedophile measures

I'm shocked. Shocked.

pedes

Pedos

And McCain is supposedly backing Ashton Kutcher's pedo-hunting app. Total false flag at best, at worst the app will be used to frame people who are investigating pedos.

what if pizzagate is a false fag for framing pedos using a flase flag to try and frame people who are investigating pedos?

if the shit goes down on the 11th and i get to say "investigate 3/11" semi-ironically, i consider this battle won

Good man. Your dedication and courage are admirable.

Nice false flag there pedo

What if pizzagate is a false flask?

Why are so many Americans obsessed with degenerate sex crimes?

Favorite national pastime.

Because we're obsessed with our own twisted brand of justice.

of course this motherfucker's name is /u/PleadingTheYiff

What do we want?

WHITE GENOCIDE!

When do we want it?

NOW!

Where's the drama?

I was about to complain about too many n00bie posts on the front page but I see that one is now removed. Now remove this one to make me even happier.

Good man. Your dedication and courage are admirable.

Yes /u/wearegonnamaga, paranoid delusicons certainly are

Did you listen to his recent Congressional testimony? He admitted while testifying that he has viewed child pornography and described one of the films he watched in vivid detail.

As I recall he was in the company of police at the time. That context seems unimportant though, better to imply he's a paedophile just to be sure.

Wow rlly makes u think

Really gets your noggin' joggin'

I mean if this isn't explicitly shouting "I LOVE WATCHING CP" then you're a naive pedophile protector and harborer who wants to see children harmed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLtpjlAeHRM

The papa johns and little Caesar's stuff seems a bit of a stretch

Damn I didn't know you were a pap Johns shill who promotes child slave trafficking that's pretty fucked up tbh.

Lol you had to duplicate the logo and then put it in just the right place to make a butterfly

If you want to refute FBI sources evidence than be my guest

What evidence? That papa johns is a front for child trafficking? or the butterfly? Because again you manipulated it big league

Ashton Kutcher will be getting some attention from us sometime down the road, his organization has something off about it.

/u/pleadingtheyiff it seems to me that this is a pretty elaborate plot by you to to help your fellow pedophiles by trying to frame Ashton Kutcher's organization. An organization that has been incredibly helpful to police in tracking down pedos, of which I can only assume you are one. So I guess my question is, what does it feel like to actively contribute to the sexual harming of children?

/u/wearegoingtomaga does it frustrate you that your mom's heavy drinking during pregnancy has severely stunted your ability to function in the world?

/u/WeAreGonnaMAGA does it frustrate you that your mom's heavy drinking during pregnancy has severely stunted your ability to function in the world?

This is the same sub Reddit that believed it had uncovered secret ISIS training camps throughout the US.

They do better investigations than the fbi/cia/nsa/doj.... these 3 letter agencies need to start hiring them soon.... unless those agencies are apart of this pedophile ring... i think i got something here

At first The Donald was just dank memes then it became a movement of sorts now it is a cross between a conspiracy theory site and a way to rally supporters.