Who would win in a war between Germany and Turkey? The answer is obvious.

13  2017-03-09 by itoucheditforacookie

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The answer is obvious.

Everybody?

There are nearly 3 millions germans of one turkish descent, which make a pretty good five culumn in case of war. Germans are fucked.

I must be having a stroke 'cause I have zero idea what that even remotely means.

In the Spanish Civil War, the Nationalists claimed that as their four columns of troops attacked Madrid they would be assisted by a "fifth column" of sympathizers living within the city.

The Republicans responded by massacring the shit out of anyone who could potentially be a fifth columnist.

Turkey couldn't even take Al Bab from ISIS. Heck, even the syrian army performs better against ISIS. How could they fight against fucking germany?

Well, it seems than Germans would rather see their country in ruins than be unkind to brown people, so there's that.

Makes sense tbh, they embraced the mayocide. Anyways, the last time they trusted a whitey their country got fucked in a biblical way, so there's that

Germany has a massive Turkish population, they're already be under occupation before the war has even started.

Not really fond of Turkey but they already took al-Bab. What took them so long is more on the incompetence of their Euphrates Shield allies.

Last I checked, Germany hasn't purged anyone with any idea what they're doing from the military.

Hard to purge a military that doesn't exist amirite

Can't purge what's not there

Eh if they went to war Germany would beg for The United States to come to their aid. Its easy to talk shit when you have your big brother watching your back

More likely ask for the rest of the european union for help, which would BTFO turkey

Who is going to help them with any sort of power, england left the union, France is well on its way to a nationalist president who hates Merkel they can ask Sweden for help and their powerful 16000 man army

The UK would undoubtedly side with Germany and simply take the Bosphorus by force, which would remove the one and only reason Turkey is even relevant on the geopolitical stage.

Germany is also one of the absolute top economic and industrial superpowers in the world and would mobilize and create an army capable of fighting within weeks.

He's right though. In a strictly 1:1 war, where the rest of the world grabs popcorn, turkey would win.

Is he though? Turkey is basically propped up by Russia

There is still a lot of bad blood between turkey and russia. They are basically fighting by proxy in syria

are u dumb? turks love russians

they think they are part of the "turkic broddahood"

Im talking about current political events, not the opinion of the population

Yeah, Turkey sure has the logistics to invade germany, right?

They're doing a good job so far

Well, Germany doesn't have the logistics to invade Turkey, either. So I guess it's a stalemate where they stare at each other across Austria and the Balkans.

Two Muslim countries at war? Who cares about the outcome.

Greece. Either no more debts, or no more skirmishes over the Aegean. It's a win-win.

Turks are fuckin retarded. How the hell can a backarsed dust village nation compete with the country with like the third largest GDP and world famous reliability?

When that same country no longer cuts its soldiers hair because it's 'too fascist' and practices their wargames with broomsticks.