In the Spanish Civil War, the Nationalists claimed that as their four columns of troops attacked Madrid they would be assisted by a "fifth column" of sympathizers living within the city.
The Republicans responded by massacring the shit out of anyone who could potentially be a fifth columnist.
Eh if they went to war Germany would beg for The United States to come to their aid. Its easy to talk shit when you have your big brother watching your back
Who is going to help them with any sort of power, england left the union, France is well on its way to a nationalist president who hates Merkel they can ask Sweden for help and their powerful 16000 man army
The UK would undoubtedly side with Germany and simply take the Bosphorus by force, which would remove the one and only reason Turkey is even relevant on the geopolitical stage.
Germany is also one of the absolute top economic and industrial superpowers in the world and would mobilize and create an army capable of fighting within weeks.
Well, Germany doesn't have the logistics to invade Turkey, either. So I guess it's a stalemate where they stare at each other across Austria and the Balkans.
Turks are fuckin retarded. How the hell can a backarsed dust village nation compete with the country with like the third largest GDP and world famous reliability?
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n/a WholeLottaToughLove 2017-03-09
Everybody?
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-03-09
There are nearly 3 millions germans of one turkish descent, which make a pretty good five culumn in case of war. Germans are fucked.
n/a Chavril 2017-03-09
I must be having a stroke 'cause I have zero idea what that even remotely means.
n/a none_to_remain 2017-03-09
In the Spanish Civil War, the Nationalists claimed that as their four columns of troops attacked Madrid they would be assisted by a "fifth column" of sympathizers living within the city.
The Republicans responded by massacring the shit out of anyone who could potentially be a fifth columnist.
n/a ATissu 2017-03-09
Turkey couldn't even take Al Bab from ISIS. Heck, even the syrian army performs better against ISIS. How could they fight against fucking germany?
n/a WholeLottaToughLove 2017-03-09
Well, it seems than Germans would rather see their country in ruins than be unkind to brown people, so there's that.
n/a ATissu 2017-03-09
Makes sense tbh, they embraced the mayocide. Anyways, the last time they trusted a whitey their country got fucked in a biblical way, so there's that
n/a LemonScore 2017-03-09
Germany has a massive Turkish population, they're already be under occupation before the war has even started.
n/a mindblues 2017-03-09
Not really fond of Turkey but they already took al-Bab. What took them so long is more on the incompetence of their Euphrates Shield allies.
n/a totalarkwar 2017-03-09
Last I checked, Germany hasn't purged anyone with any idea what they're doing from the military.
n/a snowkarl 2017-03-09
Hard to purge a military that doesn't exist amirite
n/a krutopatkin 2017-03-09
Can't purge what's not there
n/a donaldthelion 2017-03-09
Eh if they went to war Germany would beg for The United States to come to their aid. Its easy to talk shit when you have your big brother watching your back
n/a ATissu 2017-03-09
More likely ask for the rest of the european union for help, which would BTFO turkey
n/a donaldthelion 2017-03-09
Who is going to help them with any sort of power, england left the union, France is well on its way to a nationalist president who hates Merkel they can ask Sweden for help and their powerful 16000 man army
n/a snowkarl 2017-03-09
The UK would undoubtedly side with Germany and simply take the Bosphorus by force, which would remove the one and only reason Turkey is even relevant on the geopolitical stage.
Germany is also one of the absolute top economic and industrial superpowers in the world and would mobilize and create an army capable of fighting within weeks.
n/a flipkt 2017-03-09
He's right though. In a strictly 1:1 war, where the rest of the world grabs popcorn, turkey would win.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-03-09
Is he though? Turkey is basically propped up by Russia
n/a ATissu 2017-03-09
There is still a lot of bad blood between turkey and russia. They are basically fighting by proxy in syria
n/a jewmadwhiteboii 2017-03-09
are u dumb? turks love russians
they think they are part of the "turkic broddahood"
n/a ATissu 2017-03-09
Im talking about current political events, not the opinion of the population
n/a ATissu 2017-03-09
Yeah, Turkey sure has the logistics to invade germany, right?
n/a itoucheditforacookie 2017-03-09
They're doing a good job so far
n/a AlpineIrregular 2017-03-09
Well, Germany doesn't have the logistics to invade Turkey, either. So I guess it's a stalemate where they stare at each other across Austria and the Balkans.
n/a a_normal_human 2017-03-09
Two Muslim countries at war? Who cares about the outcome.
n/a Matues49 2017-03-09
Greece. Either no more debts, or no more skirmishes over the Aegean. It's a win-win.
n/a FreekyFreezer 2017-03-09
Turks are fuckin retarded. How the hell can a backarsed dust village nation compete with the country with like the third largest GDP and world famous reliability?
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-03-09
When that same country no longer cuts its soldiers hair because it's 'too fascist' and practices their wargames with broomsticks.