[Two Months Later]: Update to sorority meeting that turned to a giant fist-fight -- currently in the process of "impeaching" our sorority president and vice president
I was literally just reading the past posts and clicked your name to check for updates. What terrific timing. Please share the final verdict once it's all said and done.
Also I hope your poor puss is recovering from the swift kick it received. That can stay sore for too long... I wish I was not speaking from a past experience.
I want to say "this but unironically", but it might be considered ironic. But I will say it anyway. Adding to this the fact that many /r/Drama members have been... helpful to me to say the least. It's helped me out quite a bit.
talk about why you think the president, vice president, or both should be either impeached or allowed to keep their jobs. And both the vice president and president are sitting about four feet away.
As an old Canadian guy who went to a technical college that didn't bother with frats or sorts; I feel like I missed out on something special and you can't imagine how on the edge-of-my-seat i am right now with my bowl of popcorn waiting for an update!
Tbh, the short time I was in a frat, it wasn't that dramatic. The most that happened was maybe that time John was a dick and said 'faggot' in front of one of our gay members, so everyone kinda subtly picked sides and started talking about the ethics of gay marriage or some shit for the next few days.
If you can't tell I'm from bama, well, there ya' go.
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n/a cimarafa 2017-03-09
snappy does it again
n/a jewmadwhiteboii 2017-03-09
whites and jews have the worst genes known to man. Their babies should just be aborted at birth. Dropped to the ground and stomped??
n/a godofdae 2017-03-09
You used to be so sure that jew and white babies should be dropped to the ground and stomped. Why are you now questioning it?
n/a theherps 2017-03-09
I think his devotion to the mayocide is waning.
PURGE!
n/a jewmadwhiteboii 2017-03-09
im asking for ur opinion
n/a Zachums 2017-03-09
Which part, dropping them to the ground or stomped?
n/a jewmadwhiteboii 2017-03-09
on the JEW CUMSKIN GENE
n/a Zachums 2017-03-09
Is English your first language?
n/a jewmadwhiteboii 2017-03-09
yeah why
n/a Zachums 2017-03-09
Just curious.
n/a jewmadwhiteboii 2017-03-09
ok
n/a glmox 2017-03-09
i wish to subscribe to your newsletter
n/a jewmadwhiteboii 2017-03-09
i will have more scientific articles posted soon
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-09
You should organize a voluntary lynch mob in my opinion.
Also, did some girls sleep with the bf's of other members, just out of spite?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-03-09
I'm sure that's gone on, but I haven't heard about it.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-09
Just make sure your bf gets an STD-test done.
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-03-09
Imagine being the kind of cutthroat bitch who sleeps with the dowdy sorority scribe's boyfriend.
Goals.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-09
how does one organize a coerced lynch mob
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-09
I can't tell you, you're black
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-09
sigh
Yakub strikes again
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-09
You know things are bad when you base an entire religion around some skellington with hydrocephaly and your pathologic hatred for white people.
n/a bleasehalb 2017-03-09
Come back when you've gotten a PhD in Tricknology, and then talk.
n/a SamWhite 2017-03-09
Come on man, why would it be out of spite? Sometimes you just got to get that cock.
n/a HorsesCantPlayHockey 2017-03-09
I was literally just reading the past posts and clicked your name to check for updates. What terrific timing. Please share the final verdict once it's all said and done.
Also I hope your poor puss is recovering from the swift kick it received. That can stay sore for too long... I wish I was not speaking from a past experience.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-03-09
Will do.
And yeah, I actually had a bit of bruising around...that area. Not fun.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-03-09
Was this at Tx St or TAMU?
n/a ExilesReturn 2017-03-09
Eat Em Up Cats!
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-03-09
when I was last down there, the coach's name was Whacker, and all the ladies lived up to his name.
on the banks of the mighty (lol) San Marcos River. home to the blind Texas salamander and the blind SWTSU freshman
n/a OniTan 2017-03-09
Fat lip?
n/a sonicaficionado 2017-03-09
oh my god was somebody just nice and supportive on /r/drama? We need balance frick frick frick heck darn tarnation negro there we go.
n/a skivian 2017-03-09
I don't know what you're talking about. Drama is the kindest, most loving subreddit on Reddit.
n/a NatieB 2017-03-09
This is me hugging you right now
n/a PlvGdm 2017-03-09
🤗😘
n/a DannyLee90 2017-03-09
right before you plunge the knife into their back and whisper sweet nothings into their ear
at least, that's the /r/drama i know and love
n/a hiimzam 2017-03-09
The Lannisters send their regards
n/a LadyVetinari 2017-03-09
Love you guys
n/a why_we_need_mayocide 2017-03-09
tru
n/a justcool393 2017-03-09
I want to say "this but unironically", but it might be considered ironic. But I will say it anyway. Adding to this the fact that many /r/Drama members have been... helpful to me to say the least. It's helped me out quite a bit.
n/a skivian 2017-03-09
Drama is Reddits love machine.
n/a Ffnorde 2017-03-09
Getting advice from /u/Oxus007 about where is best to bury the bodies is the most help anyone can ask for.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-03-09
/u/Zachums swallows.
n/a Zachums 2017-03-09
It's the polite thing to do.
n/a OniTan 2017-03-09
Storytime?
n/a theherps 2017-03-09
Please record the proceedings. The drama will be glorious
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-09
take notes and post them
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-03-09
I'm actually the "scribe" for the proceedings, so I'll be sure to fill y'all in.
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-09
oh my god yes please
n/a phedre 2017-03-09
On a scale from 1 to Washington Monument, how erect are you right now?
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-09
EIFFEL TOWER
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-03-09
"He's erect. The most erect. Yugely-yugely erect, folks."
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-09
TEN INCHES HARDER
n/a phedre 2017-03-09
Plz stop raping me.
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-09
as a white male, i'm not sure i'm capable
n/a skivian 2017-03-09
Your entire existence is rape, mayo führer
n/a Sloppysloppyjoe 2017-03-09
Will you guys hire a courtroom sketch artist to capture the tensest moments? Like that famous Tom Brady courtroom sketch
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-03-09
Oh if the vice president isn't up there on the stand like Saddam Hussein in court, I will be SORELY disappointed.
n/a lifesbrink 2017-03-09
Mistakes were made? More like white women were mistakes.
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-03-09
This the most mayomurican thing i read in a long time.
[Pls tell me your college is like that](This is the most mayo American thing i've seen and read.
Pls tell me that your college is like that.)
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-03-09
Dude, it's not a complete day if Rev Theory doesn't play at least once.
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-03-09
Wasn't this the thing with all the Indians? Sona had lent some bangles from Divya without asking, right?
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-03-09
Yeah. Yeah, this was the thing with "all the Indians". And it was a nose ring.
n/a niexx 2017-03-09
ikr? imagine taking university clubs this seriously.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-03-09
If this devolves into another fight you should record it and upload it. You could make some sweet loot off the ad revenue.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-09
If you dont record it I am literally killing you
n/a justcool393 2017-03-09
well thats rude...
n/a Tetizeraz 2017-03-09
I had no idea about this. Read the original post, dear Lord, this sound like some fun. If you're not involved.
I actually thought something along the lines of the impeachment that happened in Brazil. That was a shitshow.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-03-09
Like I said, I'll post the transcript from the proceedings on either Saturday or Sunday after the first round of arguments.
n/a freet0 2017-03-09
I think I've become more emotionally invested in this than I am in real politics
n/a DannyLee90 2017-03-09
Fuck the future of my Obamacare coverage. This is the shit that matters in this country.
n/a TSwizzlesNipples 2017-03-09
Dear OP...
n/a The_Hated_One 2017-03-09
I haven't seen that pic since like 2007.
n/a TSwizzlesNipples 2017-03-09
Bullshit, you saw it 8 minutes ago.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-03-09
Dude, that's just disrespectful. Apologize.
n/a TSwizzlesNipples 2017-03-09
I'm sure I'll be more than sorry when I see your tits.
n/a OniTan 2017-03-09
/u/-Mistakes_Were_Made- told me she's flat chested but has a nice ass.
n/a SamWhite 2017-03-09
I am so invested in this drama.
n/a robotronica 2017-03-09
OP, most of the time, you're just a fag. But today, today OP, you're a goddamn Legend.
n/a maetrix 2017-03-09
As an old Canadian guy who went to a technical college that didn't bother with frats or sorts; I feel like I missed out on something special and you can't imagine how on the edge-of-my-seat i am right now with my bowl of popcorn waiting for an update!
If you have a tag list; add me to it.
n/a DannyLee90 2017-03-09
Tbh, the short time I was in a frat, it wasn't that dramatic. The most that happened was maybe that time John was a dick and said 'faggot' in front of one of our gay members, so everyone kinda subtly picked sides and started talking about the ethics of gay marriage or some shit for the next few days.
If you can't tell I'm from bama, well, there ya' go.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-03-09
Transcript will be up this weekend.
n/a appropriate-username 2017-03-09
YESSSSSSSSSS
n/a ninjaofpatience 2017-03-09
ilu
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-03-09
Yaaaaassss, my favorite Drama.
n/a -Mistakes_Were_Made- 2017-03-09
Glad to hear haha. I'll be back this weekend with the transcript of our meeting tonight.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-03-09
Have you ever done a sorority-wide autism test?