A moment of celebration as /u/velvet_llama smashes the patriarchy and creates more time to continue to do so.

146  2017-03-10 by SaintJason

71 comments

/u/velvet_llama n-notice me senpai.

He's so dreamy. Can you imagine how great he's going to looking putting whites against the wall when the mayocide comes?

not much. he's pretty fat.

Ooo someone's jelly.

Yeah, it's u/velvet_llama

Wear something slutty.

Guess I'll put clothes on sigh

I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Well said snap, (her words...sigh)

A: "It appears that more than anything, women's day kinda inconvenienced more women than anything."

B: "Well, it was a protest this time, too."

A: "Protesting what?"

B: "...just like...Trump and stuff..."

A and the entire rest of the world: "Oh for Christ's sake, shut the fuck up."

Pretty much. On the plus side my wife did a special little thing I like yesterday, just to show that she isn't one of "those" women.

Did she blow a strenger who self identifies as "white" for a change?

How did that make you feel?

Nah, that wouldn't be a special little thing.

It would if they are white 😉

self identifies as "white"

true story i gave this crazy ass homeless woman outside the coffee shop a cigarette and talked to her a bit today. she said "You are white or half white right" and I was like "no" and she was like "no you are, because you cant trust the blacks"

jesus fucking christ like 10 white people just passed by you and pretended you didn't exist

They might have just passed her by, but at least they didn't rob her, beat her or raper her.... Thanks for the cig, darkie

ya i'm never giving another white homeless person anything

And you're right in doing so. Fuck those homeless mayos keeping us down.

You got a pegging dawg? A cucking sans fucking

You guys are too invested in finding out how I like to release my cummies.

What's wrong with pegging?

Did say there was anything wrong? Sometimes when I'm squirrely I ask my gal to go 2 knuckles deep in my shitter when getting a beej.

Gayer than gay sex

having sex with a woman

it's somehow gay

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Getting a blowjob from wife

Realise gay people give blow jobs

It's somehow not gay

Sucking your wife's sick

Realise it's not even a feminine penis

It's somehow not gay

Just put some lipstick on it, that should make it feminine.

"having sex with men is gay" is the biggest lie the left ever told

Look at the ancient world: there was no such thing as "gay" or "straight". There was just being a man, and being a man meant you had sex with other alpha men for fun and personal development. Having sex with women was just a necessary evil, a loathsome chore necessary to perpetuate the species.

Shitlibs sell the lie that if you have sex with men, you need to adopt a "gay" persona where you live a degenerate lifestyle, act in a feminine manner, and vote for shitlib politicians. The reality is that the most masculine thing you can do is fuck another man.

hurr getting fucked by a big plastic cock is gay, even if it's by a woman mfw all this insecurity

Hey, /u/fingerpaintswithpoop, if you're not insecure about liking being alive, why not go play Russian roulette with a semiauto?

Hotter than the sun.

Steven Crowder released his video yesterday that included going to the march. It was mostly talk about Communism and wanting free abortion. Hardly anything had to do with women's rights

I think TERFs still think abortion is a women's rights issue though.

It wasn't about legality, it was about believing that it should be free.

Not just that it should be free, but that it not being free is VIOLENCE. They wrote a whole spiel about it in the guardian:

the institutional violence against women’s bodies through abortion bans and lack of access to free healthcare and free abortion.

That's even worse!

Why the hell wouldn't it be free?

Because it's not a necessary procedure in most cases. In terms of rape and incest those only make up 2% of abortion stats. So if it's not a necessary procedure, why should it be free?

Cost to society of unwanted child probably larger in long run, fam

There's a difference between outlawing it and making people pay out of pocket for it. Make it affordable and no big deal. But to demand that we have to pay for someone to have an unnecessary medical procedure because of your actions is not cool

A reasonable opinion on /r/drama. Woah.

A reasonable opinion

lol

Did you get BBQ for your extra lg bucket of dicks?

retard: "abortion is an unnecessary procedure because women can teleport children anyway with their witch powers"

you: "reasonable"

Make it affordable and no big deal.

Are you stupid or just pretending?

Are you stupid or just pretending? You're basically telling people to pay the cost of the entire procedure out of their pocket.

Are you stupid because, yes, that is literally what I'm saying. It cost roughly around $350-500. That's about what it cost to pay out of pocket to go to a fucking dentist. Why they hell do you think you're entitled to have other pay for your procedure because you fucked up and weren't practicing safe sex. You have every right to have sex with whomever you wish, but that doesn't make you free from the consequences of your own actions. And to think that you're entitled to other people's money because of what you "want" is utterly asinine.

Who sets the plank at what is "affordable"? I've seen people unironically vouch for letting abortions be "states' rights", because it's like a $500 ticket to California and back, it's not a big deal, and who doesn't have $500 in savings, right?

Then don't go having unprotected sex! You want to have sex then you have to realize that there is a risk there. Just like contracting an STD. It's your decision, one that no one forces on you, and if you don't have the money for it, then that's your problem. Not mine. Not the tax payer. YOURS.

Cause what happens if you decide you want to keep the child (which we all know happens). Then not having $500 is looking a hell of a lot worse.

So, if you get into a car crash and break half your skeleton, your health insurance should not cover it

No, because that's a fucking necessary procedure. Do you not even know what the fuck necessary means? What kind of deluded false equivalency are you rambling.

Let me explain this simply to you because obviously your feminist brainwashing has polluted your mind. People need to drive cars because people need to get to work, people need to get groceries, people need to get appointments in order to carry out their daily lives. You literally pay your insurance in order to insure that if something did happen to you that was actually detrimental to your health, they should pay. You literally have no fucking clue how insurance works or what you're talking about. You're an entitled child who thinks other people need to pay for you when you fuck up.

Also, I took a huge financial hit and then I had to pay to repair my car. I actually need my car for work and for everything else. But you know what? I paid out of pocket. and I really, really fucking wish it was only $500 because that's just the way it is. Maybe, you should grow up and live in the real world.

Are you stupid because, yes, that is literally what I'm saying. It cost roughly around $350-500. That's about what it cost to pay out of pocket to go to a fucking dentist.

How fucking wonderful!

This is a very interesting number you've got here, by the way. Do you know how much savings do most Americans not have?

How fucking wonderful!

Considering that the procedures that are more important cost far, far more than the price of an abortion, I would say that yes, it is fucking wonderful.

This is a very interesting number you've got here, by the way. Do you know how much savings do most Americans not have?

Do you actually know how fucking irrelevant that is. If you don't have the money to raise a kid, if you don't have the money for an abortion (because clearly you're too cheap to even pay for a goddamn condom) then you don't have to have sex.

And herein your rotten brain reveals itself! You don't care about the actual economic consequences of anything!

No, I don't care to pay for your fuck up because you were too stupid to practice safe sex.

You don't understand that for a woman who is pregnant and needs an abortion

See, you seem to be incapable of construing the difference between need and want. You said earlier that an abortion is needed if a woman doesn't want a child. Sorry sweetheart, but there's a thing called accountability, and you're going to have to grow up and realize that you're accountable for your actions.

  1. Go to a place like planned parenthood that provides abortions for cheap

  2. A criminal abortion. Well, you know what could have prevented that? Condoms, birth control... not having unprotected sex

  3. "their mothers have their lives ruined." Yet everyone else is responsible for your mistakes because apparently, if you're a woman, you're not responsible for your actions.

You want women to suffer for having sex.

Really, because I said earlier that they should have access to affordable abortions. But sure, straw man away cause you clearly lack anything except an emotional argument. I'm not telling you to suffer, I'm telling you that you might have to be a fucking adult and take responsibility and accountability for yourself.

But you can't make having sex illegal, right?

Except I didn't say that either. Cause god forbid you have anything resembling accountability. Cause you seem to forget that men, the fathers, also have responsibility to a child. Their actions will also have consequences. This is why I practice safe sex and never have sex when I'm drunk. If I do, I'm willing to provide funds for an abortion if my relation wants one. That's call being a responsible adult. Something you clearly don't understand.

I have already pointed out the fact that abortion is a necessary procedure.

It's not necessary because you want it. I want surgery to repair my ears and back, but just because I don't actually need it.

Witches don't actually exist.

Did you literally just argue against your own straw man? Holy shit.

The alternative is being forced to carry the child to term, and then being forced to care for the child.

Wow, it's almost as it you have to be responsible for your own actions and realize that your actions have consequences. You might actually have to behave like a fucking adult.

Actually, in countries with a sane and functional public transportation system there's no need to have to drive your own car.

Too bad that's irrelevant, and some people, still need cars regardless of what country they live in because people still live in rural areas and public transport is more common in large cities.

You're an entitled child

Projecting much? Or are you trying to desperately throw my own observation back at me? Because I'm not the one demanding people pay for my mistakes.

making sure that your money is only ever used to help you, and someone else's money is also used to help you.

I'm all for things that benefit everyone. What you want is something that only benefits the individual. Sorry sweetie, that's not how it works.

People don't pay taxes to only buy things they like

I literally have to reiterate the point I already made. We pay for things that benefit us all. I don't have kids, but we invest in education to insure that those kids become functioning members of society. We all have access to the library. Don't compare you wanting an abortion to the police or law, that's fucking retarded

but that is not how any government in the world works or has ever worked

Jesus Christ all you do is argue against your own straw man

Considering that the procedures that are more important cost far, far more than the price of an abortion

not for long

Do I deserve a free vasectomy to avoid the source of abortions?

First of all, your first part is irrelevant to anything. So way to try and move the goal post.

You should banned

No, I didn't. Stop lying. Don't try to make this about poor people. Condoms aren't ducking expensive and you can get them for free for the most part. Stop being disingenuous. 500 is little compared to raising a kid, and telling people to be responsible is not fucked up. Grow up.

do you think women wear condoms

Women have their own types of birth control, but are honestly saying that if you're a woman and you want to have sex you shouldn't take preemptive measures just in case? Why couldn't you potentially buy them, have them, then if the man doesn't have one, instead of having unprotected sex, you use the one you have instead! Oh my god, are you so ignorant as to not have a safety measure in place? The last girl I was with had condoms on her, and so did her female roommate. Funny, they didn't get pregnant so what are you alluding to?

men insist

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO! again you're trying to dismiss that you have any responsibility. Jesus Christ, GROW UP!

You pretty much just said you don't want to be responsible for your own actions, that you don't want to take any precautions and then have the audacity to not only feel entitled but demand that everyone should pay because of your lack of responsibility is beyond narcissistic.

Yes, unwanted children are bad, and theyre goong to happen no matter what. Education is a right. Having police is a right. Having sex isn't. And all of this is prevented by the simple fact that people are responsible for themselves. You have the right to an abortion, you don't have s right for it to be free. You want abortions, fine. You want it accessible and affordable, fine. You want us to pay because you fucked up and were irresponsible? Fuck off

Because it's not a necessary procedure in most cases.

It's a necessary procedure if you don't want a child.

It's a necessary procedure

No, that's not necessary. The fact that you put want in your own sentence just proves you discredit it. If you didn't want a child you should have practiced safe sex. It's not necessary because unless it is going to be detrimental to your health then you don't need it.

Why are condoms distributed for free in colleges?

Because god forbid you practice safe sex and take responsibility for yourself instead of thinking everyone else has to. You're an adult.

No, that's not necessary. The fact that you put want in your own sentence just proves you discredit it.

Argument from really badly understanding semantics?

See: I want to have a surgery because I don't want to have all of my bones broken. I want to eat food because I don't want to starve.

You're an adult.

Well, someone has to be in this conversation!

Argument from really badly understanding semantics?

See: I want to have a surgery because I don't want to have all of my bones broken. I want to eat food because I don't want to starve.

Then you completely ignore the part were I say necessity based on detrimentally to health. Way to straw man again.

is not an elective

Yes, it fucking is.

pregnancy is detrimental

No, it's not. It's a normal, biological function

Well someone

Oh, nice try. Anything else you want to go on a temper tantrum like a 4 year because you want mommy to buy candy?

Then you completely ignore the part were I say necessity based on detrimentally to health.

That's nonsense.

Did you seriously just compare abortions to cancer and sepsis? You said my argument was nonsense but you just went full retard.

you're crying

Your analogy doesn't work, you retard. I'm the adult in the situation. Moron

I'm seriously debating getting a few of my friends to stage a protest in front of the cafe

I am not surprised in the slightest that she works at a coffee shop

That's what makes it unbelievable. Too pat tbh.

She's really going to get hired somewhere after pulling a stunt like that.

Link to the actual comment pussy

He probably just got the link from one of the kiddie subs that also posted this image.

Pretty much I was lazy, teach me a lesson daddy.

LINK YOU DEGENERATE

I'm gonna smash my patriarchy into your vagina-power.

What can I say, it's hard on these streetz.

Is this legitimately happening to you or are you shitposting?

who would have thought that that going on "strike" for one day about non-specific "misogyny" is not effective labor action

THIS PUSSY GRABS BACK!

wew, lass.

this pussy grabs back

See a doctor

drama why you keep postin fake shit