"Why do white women think they have big butts??" causes a 7 year long, 800+ comment argument

67  2017-03-10 by LLAXIS

78 comments

Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

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White girls have been evolving fam.

paging /u/scrandle

Do you miss Jewdank as well?

That b-hole was worn out. /u/scrandle got a nice turd cutter tho

Serious question. Why do all non-white communities care so much about whites? Why do they always measure themselves against whites, and rail against them?

I even see it sometimes in the exmuslim sub, and that's not even an explicitly non-white sub. I don't fucking get this obsession with whites.

You don't get the obsession because of your privilege, mayoskin. Once your privilege is properly checked, The Truth will be revealed

It's march, so that means i'm non-white. Joke's on you.

You're on reddit, so the majority of people here live in europe and NA, which are white majority, so logically they wanna compare themselves to "the norm" they were brought up in. Its odd but i think thats why.

White people aren't the norm in the United States as much as SJWs make them out to be. There is nothing "normal" about being white. I was orphaned as a child and I'm white. There's nothing normal about my experience because I have white skin.

I understand, but they are the majority in most states, so that's what causes the comparison. I'm not justifying it or saying it's correct either.

Your white so you will never truly understand. Hard to read but true.

Im not but ok

I also see it in black movements outside Reddit, so i don't think that covers it completely.

Imagine if suddenly slightly more advanced aliens landed on Earth. They aren't really hostile. All they want is to get to work, put in some good hours and get home to their alien wife and beautiful alien kids.

They start to use their superior skill set and intelligence to get well-paying jobs and positions of power. Of course this would trigger some defense mechanisms in you. You know already from birth that these aliens are superior to you in every way that matters in the modern world and 'doing your best' won't be enough. Maybe some of the most gifted Earth people can fit in with them, but that takes effort and some good genetics. Since you can't really compete with them you would take pride in even the slightest thing that set you apart.

'wtf, deez alyunz dont eat spicy food, lmao alien culture! xDDD We Earth folk gots some mo' muscle and we run 100m faster dan dey at da Olympics y'all!!!! Lol alyunz skin be all sensitive. can't stand da rayz of da Earth sun, alien ppl problemz lol... Alien spacial awareness is fuuucked up, dey caynt even twerk like our Earth girls wit dey skinny asses xDDDD'

I believe this

But why don't whites feel the same way about Jews and Asians?

Yeah, I kinda thought about that when I was reading it through at the end. Jews don't qualify since they are inherently evil and get their power from cabbalistic/satanic rituals. Anyone can be granted a boon for sacrificing your soul.

The East-Asians are eerily similar to the Aliens here though. Superior intelligence and work-ethics. But they lack some stuff that makes whites unreachable for most non-whites. Whites have a superior creativity and thinking outside the box thing going. And then of course, the most desirable physical appearance. What the Asians get in intellect is immediately offset by their unsightlyness. This is why don't see so much jealousy from whites toward Asians.

...And also they don't run as fast as us in the Olympics. And they eat weird food. Have you ever seen an Asian person dance? They don't have very big breasts either. A white girls can at least jiggle a little....

We must enact some kind of final solution to solve this inherent racial injustice.

GIVE👏ME👏MY👏MAYOCIDE👏NOW👏

How about stop trying to turn everything into a race war? The post was about asses. Who has the biggest asses for fucks sake. God damn edgelord with your stupid alien eugenics analogy.

How about stop trying to turn everything into a race war?

The entire original post was 7 years of butt-hurt (get it) against whites, which is why i posted my original question.

It's a frivolous fuckin argument coming from all sides about asses. About asses, bro. Your friend made an analogy about "superior" aliens. I linked a sub that makes the alien eugenics analogy moot. Your friend then suggests genocide...

Furthermore, stop making gross assumptions for entire groups of people based off of the shit you see on the internet or based off of a couple anecdotes. Normal people don't have their shit blasted on the internet. All sides have idiots that register/make headlines on the internet that aren't representative of their race/culture/country/religion or whatever the fuck.

No, i think the alien story is more plausible, sorry

Human garbage. You're an embarrassment.

wow rude!

So, based on your post/comment history, you're an ex-muslim dump supporter whose been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia... and you have Nazi flair. If you really have paranoid schizophrenia, I don't want to sit here and criticize you. However, I'm inclined to believe you're just an edgelord troll and human fuckin garbage.

Lol, you really spent 20 minutes reading all my comments?

Sounds like you need an appointment with the autism doctor.

Lol, you spent 5 minutes glancing at my username history and exposed all my stupid shit

FTFY

I expose 'stupid shit' whenever i post. I'm exposing you to stupid shit right now. Being oblivious to these things is a hallmark of autism, friend.

???

I exposed you make up all this stupid shit up about yourself and are a eugenics endorsing fuck...

You exposed what about me?

Maybe you should lurk a bit more on /r/drama before jumping to conclusions.

I'm inclined to believe you're just an edgelord troll and human fuckin garbage.

Welcome to r/drama

Nigga, I've got 99 problems, the coming race war ain't one

I can see you have lots of problems based on your comment history...

That doesn't even begin to describe it. Hiding your crippling insecurities and shortcomings with an 'übermenschier than thou attitude' is the r/drama way after all.

Can you make another alien eugenics analogy to explain how I hide my crippling insecurities and shortcomings, please? So brilliant. All in German this time. Oh, and make sure you use casual racism to project why your own pitfalls. Thanks, man.

Mein Deutsch ist nicht gut, tut mir leid. Ich hoffe das alles alien Leute im Leben erfolgreich werden, aber ein voll Paragraph schreiben ist zu viel für mich.

make sure you use casual racism to project

Oh, black people took mer juub, raped my daughter and killed my son.

You must be new here

>/pol/

Lesser people and cultures are always jealous of those astride in glory and the sun they want the place in the sun but have no reason to it

Not sure about how it is with Black people, but for the Chinese, it's mostly jealousy and fascination from what I can gather from the Chinese newspaper distributed here.

Whenever White people, or a Western country, praised their stuff (like how UK "proved" that Chinese system of education is superior), they jerk all over themselves on the validation. But they also don't hold back in bashing their own education to make a point of how the Western education is "more open," whatever that means.

Same thing with government. While they like to claim they are open, and a democracy, with rule of law, etc. They are also quick to say democracy is the downfall of the West, and how the liberal value will undo the White people. Blah blah blah.

Just look at our resident butthurt Asian, m... I mean the guy keep posting his shitty Korean blog of how their (Japanese) anime is better and such. Really compensating for their insecurity there.

TLDR: Their own sense of insecurity dictates them to get so fixated on White people.

Inferiority breeds resentment. Behold:

Bogs

Aryans (including Northern Poos, Persians and Japs)

Kebabs, Ethipoians and Jews

Italians and Southern Poos

Slavs except for the Polish

Africans from Africa

Nigs from America

Germans

Serious question. Why do all non-white communities care so much about whites? Why do they always measure themselves against whites, and rail against them?

Every smaller group compares themselves to the dominant group. In this case, White people are the dominant group in America.

Same reason people constantly compare themselves to USA. Dominant culture/biggest cultural export.

Because they're just as racist as anyone, but they can't really think of any insults for white people so they insult us over frivolous things like spicy food or "swag". Look at /r/AsianMasculinity, its litrally stormfornt for Asian men, but instead of calling us inferior, they moan we're "stealing all their women" and jerk themselves off whenever they "steal" a women.

Hmmm...

"The white man has brainwashed himself into believing that all the Black people in the world want to be cuddled up next to him. ... When we tell him we don't want to be around him, we don't want to be like he is, he's staggered. It makes him re-evaluate his 300-year myth about the Black man."

-Malcolm X

I aint white, nigga

In what form are you pro-segregation ?

I don't want to force everyone in one mixing pot. Doesn't work anyway

Why would anyone want to have a big ass? I mean I get black guys like it, its genetic of course, but give me a tight small mayoass anytime over some big wobbly brown dumper.

but give me a tight small mayoass anytime over some big wobbly brown dumper.

You'll be first up against the wall with your ass out during the Mayocide.

Lol you actually have shit taste in women

Give me a 5'5" red head with an athletic ass any day.

Give me a 5'5" red head with a thick ass any day

Define "thick".

See we have this....

Which I would hit like the angry fist of god.

And then this.

Nah.

Second one you fucking philistine

¿No es cholo?

Nie, jestem polakiem

Qué lástima

https://youtu.be/2hfeF47-5yQ

Qué lástima indeed

It was better when you didn't talk.

Smd

S-source?

¿Por que no los Dos?

Obviously you don't have the required equipment for the 2nd one.

Oedipus complex?

Illegal mexican dick injections.

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This reminds me of a really retarded Guardian article. But aren't they all.

Holy fuck I swear the OP eds in the guardian were not this asinine a coupla years ago

That's from 2014, I don't know exactly how long they've been tumblr but it's been awhile.

It's an op ed page so retards will routinely able to publish shit. But I swear it's gotten worse across the board from the wsj to guardian to etc. They're pushing out more and more ridiculous shit on those pages over the last few years.

Trying to indoctrinate people or maybe just for the rage clicks.

It's the rage clicks. A friend worked there and the quantity of clicks for the mind numbing, clickbait raging articles op ed articles vs the actual journalism was extremely depressing.

This is why all news outlets are in a race to the bottom these days.

That is depressing. I wonder what happened to integrity.

Integrity don't pay the bills.

And people are the worst.

its because the print industry keeps declining, they are violently thrashing about trying to boost viewership. Being outrageous on the internet tends to boost viewership.

I like this post because it's got women's butts in it. Why don't we appreciate the drama in women's butts? We need more women's butts in this sub.

Reminds a lot of users here of Jewdank probably. We need to leave the past in the past and take back women's butts.

Butt drama is a serious issue that really deserves more attention

"Big Butts" is a hip-to-waist ratio. This is scientific fact.

Whats wrong matt?? u mad white women want black men and no one want white men? thats why? lol aint my fault white men are played out cant dance fight or get girls

PREACH

That guy should work at a movie theater, he'd make a great projector.

This is the longest argument I've ever seen, 7 years!!! Do any of you know any longer ones?

There are longer ones just in that forum.

Like this 11 year old, 123k+ comment thread about white women being attracted to black men

#bars