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This is so good. So your president isn't facing impeachment anymore?

Nope, and tbh I'm really happy. She kinda got dragged into this whole thing and none of it was her fault. Plus she had no knowledge of what the Vice President was doing under the table...that sounded dirtier than I intended.

That sounded exactly as dirty as you intended.

It happened on her watch, so she kind of is responsible.

Saturday night at 7:30 pm?! But it's the KA formal!!!!

edit: bobby broke up with me. Hope you're glad Becky

Becky? Bobby? What is this? 1955? C'mon man.

Hey cut me some slack. I was born right around then lol

Hey! After the soph hop, we'll take the T-bird down to the malt shop.

Hun, you can take me wherever you like

I'll bb. As long as you're not a Sigma kappa. Because I'm technically banned from all Sigma kappa houses.

Every time I see sigma kappa I have to stop and process that it isn't kappa sigma.

I'm technically banned from all Sigma kappa houses

I assume this is masturbation-related.

Nah, I got caught trying to steal their letters from a house. And the letters might have been bolted to the wall. And the letters might have been inside the house. And I might have gotten the girls who snuck us into the house into big trouble. I don't remember doing any of it. Whiskey is a hell of a drug.

Especially if you're only 12

That's only a few months ago for u/Velvet_Llama

That sounds dramatic. You should do a self-post story-time dealie, like snallygaster has done from time to time.

Cool, is it possible to record the thing?

I could get in a lot of trouble for photographing this (sorry, cop-out answer, I know). It goes back to not showing our letters and potentially giving the University and the PH organization a bad reputation. There's also the confidentiality angle (hence why we use abbreviations in the transcript).

Oh it's alright, this is still very entertaining.

Oh just wait until tomorrow night after the impeachment hearings start. I'm admittedly a bit excited, I've heard about these but never thought I'd actually participate in one. Plus the VP is a bitch. Screw her.

Not the big P? We all know how Texas feels about women presidents

not showing our letters

what about bewbs?

This is juicy as hell, pls let us know what else the VP did.

Also, do you guys use that font during transcription to make things seem more official? j/w

I am neither confirming nor denying that, sir.

Damn you guys are autistic af

You're just jealous. ()[#Partyparrot]

Look, if it's autistic to count the tiles on the sorority house kitchen floor every morning, then I'm sorry.

Well do you count the ones you lick also?

WTF like that doesn't even make sense k?

Yeah! She's licking them, how does that not count as counting?

i know you are but what am i

Wait, how the hell did the fight lead to this? I thought the fight was started by some girl that the vice president later yelled at during your "come to Jesus" meeting post-fight. Did people not take to kindly to that and start spilling dirt or something?

I swear, it's pretty damn similar to real-world politics. Vice President pissed off a lot of people, those people "leaked" her transgressions during recruiting and election season.

I'm willing to bet this sorority is white

About 80% white, 20% Indian. So more like a swiss coffee.

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Get rid of the mayos and the drama should end

Yeah, I seen enough Bollywood to know that ain't true

No, dude. Johnny American from California is coming to save the day. Just be patient.

I can't believe I'm looking forward to this next post.

This shit gets my drama dong erect which, unlike my regular one, is not marred by unsightly warts, growths and cheeto dust.

"Drama Dong" sounds like a shitty Youtube show

So she was running a pay to join scheme with pledges and some sort of kickback scheme with members?

Yes on the pay-to-join, but the financial compensation from members was for votes (at least that's what I've heard). There are apparently a ton of facebook messages and texts that were saved and screenshotted that show this.

Then why would they be paying her to vote for her?

Are any pay to join girls getting expelled?

Oh I'm sorry, I misunderstood your original post! I'm an idiot.

And that still remains to be seen -- she had blackmail on at least two of the new pledges, so that adds a whole extra layer.

So why are the members paying her?

AIUI, most were paying her to look the other way on write-ups or disciplinary stuff, but there are rumors that she was getting paid to recommend the dismissal of certain members. I'm not sure how much stock there is to that -- the entire organization has been nothing but a rumor mill over the past couple of months.

How many guys have you fucked?

While in this sorority? Six.

All of them.

Have you sold the movie rights yet?

Since you guys were having problems last time here are the most popular girls' names from 1999: Emily Hannah Alexis Sarah Samantha Ashley Madison Taylor Jessica Elizabeth Alyssa Lauren Kayla Brianna Megan Victoria Emma Abigail Rachel Olivia

I'm gonna say there are no fewer than five Megans in that sorority.

Nine, by my count.

Of course.

Wait, I thought the VP was the sweet, quiet girl that told the cabinet member to sit down? She's actually a corrupt bitch?

This is such a juicy story, OP. Keep up the updates.

Nooo you're getting people confused with each other. The VP was the one who walked up to that other girl and slugged her in the face, hence starting the brawl. She's a bitch -- seriously, nobody likes her, I think the vote 17-0-1 to move forward with impeachment shows that.

Amen, you can't just slug someone in Greek life; you have to sexually assault them too. Then it's no biggie. Also helps to make sure the person you're slugging is brown or darker and middle class to poor. Fuckin freshman need to learn the ways or GTFO.

I can't believe I find myself following this drama.

give in

it's satisfying

My dream right now is being physically present in this shitshow

200 sorority girls fist fighting? HOT

So long as they aren't on rugby team.

Why would you not? It's good fun, OP is delivering. This is exactly what /r/Drama was originally made for.

Oh, I know. I just mean... eh..... it's....

You're following the idiocy of a bunch of sorority girls and it makes you feel childish. We're in /r/Drama son, we gave up any pretensions to not being puerile fuckwits some time ago.

So is there any chance the fight video leaked on-line somewhere?

What was the abstention about? Some sort of illicit love tryst?

Her younger sister.

Dayum, even her sister didn't vote against? I'd like to be a fly on their family wall this thanksgiving. Or easter, whatevs.

Nope, but I kinda understand why: the amount of evidence that the vice president acted improperly (the brawl aside) is pretty staggering.

Oh god. I thought they got the god emperor and was about to give up hope. But alas he survives another day.