Im a straight male. I do not find men attractive. Ive never jerked off to gay or trans porn. But I understand being gay is more of a temperature gauge than a yay or nay. I would have no problem dating one. And I did sleep with two of them.
I never understood Reddit's fascination with the Kinsey scale. I tried taking it just for kicks and I scored non-sexual. I prefer my trusty ol' arousal meter. (Hetero)
Not really sure why this guy felt like telling his sexual history on the internet though. Gay/bi or not, this is personal stuff, no one needs to hear that. :P
The kinsey scale lets you either keep yourself in denial, like our friend on r/confession, or it lets you score some progressive points despite being straight, if you're one of those horrible people who thinks being normal is "boring". It's extremely easy to manipulate it to make yourself look cooler to all your dickhead tumblr followers.
I don't understand why this is such a huge point for you people. This is a weirdo crusade. "EVERYONE WHO IS ATTRACTED TO TRANSPEOPLE IS GAY AND MUST ADMIT IT TO ME PERSONALLY."
There's no such thing as a feminine penis. Men have penises, women have vaginas.
If you sleep with people of the same sex, you're gay. If you sleep with people of the opposite sex, you're straight. If you sleep with both sexes, regardless of the ratio of men:women, you're bi. If you don't want to have sex with anyone, you're asexual.
Nah man, if you softly whisper "no homo" in his ear before making passionate love to him then that cancels it all out and you're still straight. Its common sense!
"Having sex with men is gay" is the biggest lie the left ever told
Look at the ancient world: there was no such thing as "gay" or "straight". There was just being a man, and being a man meant you had sex with other alpha men for fun and personal development. Having sex with women was just a necessary evil, a loathsome chore necessary to perpetuate the species.
Shitlibs sell the lie that if you have sex with men, you need to adopt a "gay" persona where you live a degenerate lifestyle, act in a feminine manner, and vote for shitlib politicians. The reality is that the most masculine thing you can do is fuck another man.
If you use a glory hole you are both straight and gay simultaneously until you discover who's on the other side of the wall. Then the wave functions collapses. And you have herpes.
But have you ever noticed how there's no difference between a feminine penis and a penis of a prepubescent boy? I mean, I've seen someone describe the features that make a penis feminine in SRD and how adorbz that is, and I was like you're a pedo mate, no offense.
Woman is a made up word like all words. If people are using it to describe people that identify with femininity that's what it means. It is literally just a word.
My husband is a quality man, he just prefers cis women, nothing wrong with that. But I hope you have a partner who finds you attractive for who you are, and I'm not being sarcastic. I have nothing against trans women.
Glad you are happy. Just go easy on him when he inevitably screws up. Somebody who gets this tattooed on their body and gets married within 10 months (tops) of meeting somebody is clearly not the best decision-maker in the world.
Next level humor. So funny it's defied known laws and looped around to being unfunny or at best worth a puzzled nod. The point being, I can't tell if the tattoo artist added yellow hair to two of the guys or if that's a case of advanced skin cancer.
We knew each other for about a year when we got married, and have been dating for about 9 months. I know that doesn't seem like very long, but we are happy together and I know we made the right decision.
The best part is a dude is stating the obvious, that op is indeed a fag is getting downvoted to oblivion. And here I have been told reality has a liberal bias
I did rub our cocks together for mutual masturbation. And that was hot. But I couldn't suck them off or want to be fucked by one. Both licked my asshole but I enjoy that with women big time so that was great. I've had women slip a finger in my ass when getting head and that's acceptable. But I'm a dominate male in bed I don't want to be fucked. But when I was railing them I felt straight as fuck. Maybe the most straight and most dominate ever felt. If that makes sense.
I didn't say I'm not still a man? I'm under no illusions that biologically, I am male. However I internally identify as a woman because that's how I feel, and that's who I plan to be. I don't expect people to refer to me as a she or use my girl name when I'm still obviously male.
Because you are obviously leaving dozens of oppression points on the table! Get with the program and grow a nice full beard, then tell everyone that uses male pronouns to address you how transphobic they are.
I did rub our cocks together for mutual masturbation. And that was hot. But I couldn't suck them off or want to be fucked by one. Both licked my asshole but I enjoy that with women big time so that was great. I've had women slip a finger in my ass when getting head and that's acceptable. But I'm a dominate male in bed I don't want to be fucked. But when I was railing them I felt straight as fuck. Maybe the most straight and most dominate ever felt. If that makes sense.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-03-11
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n/a FTFallen 2017-03-11
bruh
n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-03-11
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt
n/a alexj101 2017-03-11
I never understood Reddit's fascination with the Kinsey scale. I tried taking it just for kicks and I scored non-sexual. I prefer my trusty ol' arousal meter. (Hetero) Not really sure why this guy felt like telling his sexual history on the internet though. Gay/bi or not, this is personal stuff, no one needs to hear that. :P
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-03-11
The kinsey scale lets you either keep yourself in denial, like our friend on r/confession, or it lets you score some progressive points despite being straight, if you're one of those horrible people who thinks being normal is "boring". It's extremely easy to manipulate it to make yourself look cooler to all your dickhead tumblr followers.
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-03-11
I like how you think that it's some kind of weird sexuality one drop rule. Heterosexuality is a fine line and literally any deviation is faggotry.
n/a [deleted] 2017-03-11
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n/a headasplodes 2017-03-11
It is.
If you like dicks you're gay/bi. There's nothing wrong with that just admit that rubbing cocks with ladyboys isn't straight
n/a PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-03-11
I don't understand why this is such a huge point for you people. This is a weirdo crusade. "EVERYONE WHO IS ATTRACTED TO TRANSPEOPLE IS GAY AND MUST ADMIT IT TO ME PERSONALLY."
n/a headasplodes 2017-03-11
Calm down.
n/a Bucklar 2017-03-11
We actually made a special even smaller label for people like that, pansexual.
Bi and gay people don't want to have sex with trannies either.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-11
n/a cptAustria 2017-03-11
Gold for him
n/a cavides 2017-03-11
FTFY
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-03-11
Are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay?
eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.
n/a cavides 2017-03-11
Steve Hughes explained it best - 'straight' is the new 'gay'.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-11
That was funny.
n/a Alexlincoln2 2017-03-11
It's not protein, it's carbs. Other than water, it's mostly fructose. Their is nothing gayer than fruity carbs
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-03-11
It is still bulking season brah.
n/a UmmahSultan 2017-03-11
Pshh, I ain't no fag. My momma raised a good, upright Christian.
spends thousands to dollars to fuck prepubescent boys in another country
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-03-11
There's no such thing as a feminine penis. Men have penises, women have vaginas.
If you sleep with people of the same sex, you're gay. If you sleep with people of the opposite sex, you're straight. If you sleep with both sexes, regardless of the ratio of men:women, you're bi. If you don't want to have sex with anyone, you're asexual.
n/a alexj101 2017-03-11
Nah man, if you softly whisper "no homo" in his ear before making passionate love to him then that cancels it all out and you're still straight. Its common sense!
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-03-11
"Having sex with men is gay" is the biggest lie the left ever told
Look at the ancient world: there was no such thing as "gay" or "straight". There was just being a man, and being a man meant you had sex with other alpha men for fun and personal development. Having sex with women was just a necessary evil, a loathsome chore necessary to perpetuate the species.
Shitlibs sell the lie that if you have sex with men, you need to adopt a "gay" persona where you live a degenerate lifestyle, act in a feminine manner, and vote for shitlib politicians. The reality is that the most masculine thing you can do is fuck another man.
n/a alexj101 2017-03-11
https://youtu.be/UlLG4NKrE1A
n/a marsjazztrio 2017-03-11
This but ironically.
n/a freet0 2017-03-11
If you use a glory hole you are both straight and gay simultaneously until you discover who's on the other side of the wall. Then the wave functions collapses. And you have herpes.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-03-11
not really if you can feel stubble press against the shaft of your dick.
not that I know from personnal experience or anything,....
n/a Bucklar 2017-03-11
In that that's what the word "gay" means, yes.
n/a Mircy 2017-03-11
Jewess, feminine penises are real. Your conservative bias brings nothing here
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-03-11
No, they're not real, biology remains the same regardless of your political views.
Feminine men exist, women with penises do not.
n/a Mircy 2017-03-11
It's not a matter of biology, it's a matter of soul. What's the difference between a reed and a beautiful jazz solo?
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-03-11
But have you ever noticed how there's no difference between a feminine penis and a penis of a prepubescent boy? I mean, I've seen someone describe the features that make a penis feminine in SRD and how adorbz that is, and I was like you're a pedo mate, no offense.
n/a Mircy 2017-03-11
Look mate there's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum, it's quite refreshing really
n/a nmx179 2017-03-11
Memercy bringing the good bantz today 🔥🔥🔥
n/a SaintJason 2017-03-11
Where the fuck are the bantz?
n/a TheWhiteUsher 2017-03-11
Don't you literally fuck an adult Green Day fan? You're possibly the worst possible person to ask about who to bang
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-03-11
What's wrong with Green Day?
n/a merchandise_of_cush 2017-03-11
ignore and do not engage magic: the gathering enthusiasts in conversation under any circumstances
n/a TheWhiteUsher 2017-03-11
listen to this poster
n/a ricardogce 2017-03-11
Generally, nothing. But then, Nightlife.
n/a TurtleSmuggler 2017-03-11
Are you jelly that trannys can do their makeup better than you?
n/a DistortedLines 2017-03-11
Uhm, yes there is. Just because traps make better waifus doesnt mean you have to be jealous.
n/a SaintJason 2017-03-11
Delete this
n/a aonome 2017-03-11
Woman is a made up word like all words. If people are using it to describe people that identify with femininity that's what it means. It is literally just a word.
It is gay to play with dicks tho
n/a Higev 2017-03-11
You're just jealous that us traps can get any man while you had to resort to tricking a nazi to marry you.
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-03-11
Pretty sure that's not true.
n/a Higev 2017-03-11
You're right.
I should have said "quality men".
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-03-11
My husband is a quality man, he just prefers cis women, nothing wrong with that. But I hope you have a partner who finds you attractive for who you are, and I'm not being sarcastic. I have nothing against trans women.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-03-11
quality man
Project Green Day
Suuuuuuure
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-03-11
Sorry to disappoint you, but he's a good husband.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-03-11
Glad you are happy. Just go easy on him when he inevitably screws up. Somebody who gets this tattooed on their body and gets married within 10 months (tops) of meeting somebody is clearly not the best decision-maker in the world.
n/a -jean-paul- 2017-03-11
Time for a game of colored hair or deadly cancer
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-03-11
I don't get it....
n/a -jean-paul- 2017-03-11
Next level humor. So funny it's defied known laws and looped around to being unfunny or at best worth a puzzled nod. The point being, I can't tell if the tattoo artist added yellow hair to two of the guys or if that's a case of advanced skin cancer.
n/a LovelyLeahMarried 2017-03-11
We knew each other for about a year when we got married, and have been dating for about 9 months. I know that doesn't seem like very long, but we are happy together and I know we made the right decision.
n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-03-11
i know ive made the right decision when i end up justifying it on reddit too
n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-03-11
jesus christ why
n/a barbedvelvet 2017-03-11
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but come on it's a little gay
n/a Mircy 2017-03-11
I wish I was nearly as passionate about any other topic
n/a donaldthelion 2017-03-11
The best part is a dude is stating the obvious, that op is indeed a fag is getting downvoted to oblivion. And here I have been told reality has a liberal bias
n/a Chicup 2017-03-11
Just remember who told you that.
n/a snurpss 2017-03-11
well, now i have a very confused boner.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-03-11
What a fucktard
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-03-11
/u/plazmablu biology is transphobic. They're still men since they just take female hormones or have surgery. The cock and balls is important too.
That shouldn't be a problem though, why does it even matter if they're really men if they pass as women?
n/a plazmablu 2017-03-11
How the fuck is what I said transphobic? I should know, since I'm transgender myself.
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-03-11
Are you biology? How is life as a field of scientific study treating you?
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-03-11
Did you change your genitalia yet? If not, you're still whatever your birth gender is. Sorry. That's the way it works irl
n/a plazmablu 2017-03-11
I didn't say I'm not still a man? I'm under no illusions that biologically, I am male. However I internally identify as a woman because that's how I feel, and that's who I plan to be. I don't expect people to refer to me as a she or use my girl name when I'm still obviously male.
n/a SaintJason 2017-03-11
You dumb mother fucker
n/a plazmablu 2017-03-11
Why?
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-11
Because you are obviously leaving dozens of oppression points on the table! Get with the program and grow a nice full beard, then tell everyone that uses male pronouns to address you how transphobic they are.
n/a theherps 2017-03-11
http://m.imgur.com/oDmISYE
n/a DistortedLines 2017-03-11
This but unironically
n/a JumbledFun 2017-03-11
It's only gay if the balls touch
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-03-11
They most certainly did
n/a GameIsHardX 2017-03-11
For a progressive liberal he's pretty scared to admit that he's gay for having sex with ladyboys. Nothing wrong with that tbh fam
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-11
Well considering that in Thailand a lot of ladyboy prostitutes are underage... I can see liberals having issues with that.
n/a betterdeadthanred53 2017-03-11
Nobody wants to admit to being bi.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-03-11
History has shown us that straight white men will fuck absolutely anything: dead bodies, animals, soft fruit, the ground, waifus, even other men.
Why is everyone so shocked that some desperate loser went to brown town up a ladyboy?
n/a SuperShake66652 2017-03-11
Do ladyboys count as bussy? If not they're worthless, imo.