(SORORITY FISTFIGHT/IMPEACHMENT DRAMA) - Transcript from 3/11/17 - VP Impeachment Hearing devolves into swearing, personal attacks, and the speaker and vice president yelling at each other

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Promoting anarchofascism for 5 years and counting.

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  4. TRANSCRIPT FROM TODAY'S HEARING - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

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For fucks sake, you asked me to sweep that write-up under th--

Oh shit. Pulling the trigger.

I'll point out that nobody at the hearing knew about that and if it's true, the speaker, herself, could be a lot of trouble.

...drop the bullshit Alex. If I'm not mistaken you were completely smashed while wearing your letters. And you sent me snaps--

LOL!

Just for anybody who is a little confused by that: drinking, smoking, etc. while wearing your letters (any clothing with your Greek letters on it) is a BIG no-no.

That's how I knew this transcript was real. I'm pretty sure pan hellenic has a rule that someone has to get called out for wearing letters while shitfaced at least once per chapter.

What about hooking up at parties? My undergrad frat was partnered with a sort and while nonsense happened it was a bit like sanctioned nonsense. At this point I'm wondering if y'all are the sig ep of sororities

The prequel has been made into a movie : https://youtu.be/dngOH9G4UPw

Honestly some top tier drama, thank you mods for the sticky

Ah, thank you! It's definitely not good for our organization, but as I've said before, it'll give me quite the story to tell for the rest of my life.

Don't touch me motherfucker

Why does the transcript say Friday?

Plot hole

Because I'm an idiot and don't understand how days work

The prequel has been made into a movie : https://youtu.be/dngOH9G4UPw

The script for your Mean Girls-a-like story could use a punch up. The characters don't sound real.

Hmmm...should I add a gay best friend?

At this point I'm expecting someone to get pushed into a pool at a party, dragged off by a horse, or some other college movie cliche.

Actually, I'm gonna go watch Not Another Teen Movie again.

can one of your Indian friends post tits? I think that's a requirement for a foreign girl from another country to at some point show tits.

/u/-Mistakes_Were_Made-

Why are you even in this mess? Do you value this greek scandal higher than your sati pure vedic sanskaari origins?

This is a sad day for all prod Indjuns.

/u/-Mistakes_Were_Made-'s parents would not approve of her drinking and associating with these white girls. She must focus on her studies until her arranged marriage. She does not want her future husband finding out she was a slut in college and posting to /r/theredpill.

posting to /r/theredpill.

Ooo, bhagwan! What have I done in my previous lives to deserve this ultimate shame?

...is it sad that it's not unusual for PH impeachment hearings to get really nasty? We had one last year (and that was for a treasurer, nowhere near the VP).

Time for Alex to go go go with the VP. Soriority revolution!

How busy was Alex with fucking L.N.'s boyfriend?

Very busy.

I cant wait to see how this plays out. You should turn this into a movie after all is said and done.

Between this and South Korea I am convinced women should not be allowed to lead anything.

This is gripping stuff

They need to ban the Speaker too. Alexandra is an immature bitch. ugh. I feel bad for Priya even though she obviously made mistakes she wasn't nearly as cunty as Alex about it

tldr: bitches be trippin

Damn it, I should have joined a sorority. I look anorexic, and I am a cunt. I missed out on so much drama.

Wait. What happened to "anonymity" and the whole initials thing? Beginning to believe this is made up

is priya as hot as she sounds?