"First of all, calling it baby fellatio is absurd and shows your own personal prejudiced views" - /r/NYC debates jewish baby fellatio

137  2017-03-13 by chopped__cheese

Delivering on his promise to Jews, the ritual baby penis sucking industry in NYC was deregulated two years ago by liberal mayor Bill de Blasio, and at least six infants were infected with herpes as a result.

"But think of all the baby dicks we've sucked that don't have herpes"

Is it still gay if the mouth doesn't touch the babydick?

Lastly, and mostly un-related to jewish babycock, we have /u/cheetotweetolini and his alts waging austistic war against the forces of The_Donald, even though he sometimes forgets which account he's on. He still remembers to tell someone that they are going to kill themselves by hanging.

146 comments

n/a  muffy2008 2017-03-13

You are not a pleasant person, are you?

n/a  muffy2008 2017-03-13

So that makes it better because it was a girl? What kind of person are you?

n/a  muffy2008 2017-03-13

Lol. These guys are idiots. You've given them plenty of opportunities to make a coherent argument against you, and all they can do is call you names without any evidence of saying anything that bases their claims.

n/a  muffy2008 2017-03-13

It's not fellatio. It's not stimulating. It's not sexual It's not okay though.

All this person is saying, you can't define words to win an argument. She thinks it's wrong. She would never do it. But it's not fellatio.

n/a  BlackPeopleEmoji 2017-03-13

baseless accusations

Sounds like something only a guilty baby fellator would say.

n/a  BlackPeopleEmoji 2017-03-13

HEY BUDDY DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT MY PARENTHESES

n/a  old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-03-13

Have you tried chlorine?

n/a  old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-03-13

Nigger you can wash yourself

n/a  ason 2017-03-13

If somebody cut off part of my dick without my permission and then blew me afterward, the blowjob would be the least of my worries.

n/a  StopTalkingOK 2017-03-13

HOW MANY BABY DICKS HAVE YOU SUCKED