...Jontron, isn't his last name Jafari?

Of course, that would be globalism silly

this is some spicy copypasta, and its just gonna get funnier the further it divurges from reality. The Autismerican Dream

Thinking I am gonna read that long ass shit.

The Great Trump Tower in New York City

...the first of three space elevators completed by the Trump administration, The Great Trump Tower extends 60,000 miles to geosynchronous orbit, where it extends two horizontal platforms, forming a gigantic "T" for Trump.

I remember when Trump announced plans to build the elevator, noting that we would make the space aliens pay for it. The fake news media of the day laughed and pointed out that such a structure could only be built at the equator. Undaunted, Trump ordered that all of Space-X's rockets (which had been confiscated after it was discovered that Elon Musk was not an American) be turned upside down and fired simultaneously, thus altering the spin of the Earth and placing New York at the equator.

It was only then that the true genius of Trump's plan was revealed, as the planet's ice caps (now also near the equator) began to melt, cooling the planet dramatically and so effectively negating global warming that demand for coal skyrocketed, creating hundreds of jobs - just as he had promised so many years ago.

This was fantastic, my sides at the Bike race along the wall

the term "white" collar crime makes me mad too. it basically says blacks are violent but whites are elegant in their criminal adventures.

it's why i think countries with no whites in them are way better (economics-wise) than white countries.