Not only is this stupid but also sexist. I'm pretty sure women aren't promised sexual acts like cunnilingus on Valentine, so this being "a holiday for men" is not equitable to a "holiday for women". Valentine can be a holiday for men, it's not only women who enjoy being treated on a day. It also perpetuates the negative stereotype that just men are horny and sexually frustrated.
Lol what a pussy faggot. From all women everywhere, slit your wrists you worthless chode.
Steaks were invented by East African nomads that reared and domesticated cattle. Eating a steak is cultural appropriation of their cultural. Blow jobs were also invented by Bengalis.
They're once again, an enlightened, bearded, SJW 20 year old "dude" who wholeheartedly supports womyns rights and uses that to shit on guys on Internet forums as much as possible in between tweeting about games and movies. Honestly, the dude just reeks desperation, you can see how angry he gets in that thread when that user just flippantly makes a comment like "my wife is going to blow me today" and he makes like 4 passive aggressive comments about his steak being shit and whatever. How can people not even hide their jealousy in 2017
Literally not suprising. From a guy dumb enough to have his real name on all his account along with his actual location, I wouldn't expect anything less. That synopsis though - sounds like Neogaf's wet dream.
Maybe women will be thoughtful enough to take this day and use it as an introspection on the utter lack of reciprocity from them when it comes to Valentine's Day, Anniversaries, birthday's etc. if not their entire heterosexual relationship.
I always feel bad for the average shitposter just joking around and having fun in these threads, as they are quickly run off by the dour killjoys that get more and more incensed and argue until page 13 or more about just how horrible and revolting it all is, choking out any and all fun in a bizzare and unearned sense of moral superiority.
My wife and I coined a variation on this called "Chicken and Sleep Day" where we eat a ton of Korean Fried Chicken, feel terrible about it, and then pass out immediately afterwards.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-03-14
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n/a Neon_needles 2017-03-14
Lol what a pussy faggot. From all women everywhere, slit your wrists you worthless chode.
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-14
That is beyond pathetic
n/a Homer00025 2017-03-14
Vorher those thing are unquestionably great so it must bei sexist by default. I wonder if they can shoehorn racists into it as well.
n/a SaintJason 2017-03-14
Blojobs = Domestic Rape
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-14
REEEE THIS CONTRADICTS MY DREAM RADICAL FEMINIST POST MALE EXTINCTION LESBIAN UTOPIA SOCIETY REEEEEEEEEEE
n/a tot22 2017-03-14
Steak is meh at best and blowjobs suck if your penis is too sensitive :'(
n/a Black__philip 2017-03-14
Look everybody! I found a sensitive dick! ><
n/a lionbaiter 2017-03-14
What are you some kind of wuss?
n/a darth_stroyer 2017-03-14
Steaks were invented by East African nomads that reared and domesticated cattle. Eating a steak is cultural appropriation of their cultural. Blow jobs were also invented by Bengalis.
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-03-14
Fucking really dude?
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-14
Bobby Roberts, ladies and gentlemen, what a fucking retard
n/a Allanon_2020 2017-03-14
Next he will say the wedding is for both the husband and wife
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-03-14
And that cuddling should be platonic and the man being the big spoon is sexist
n/a IsADragon 2017-03-14
Is this person a chronicled retard? I was impressed by their carry on in that thread, and am interested in learning more.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-14
They're once again, an enlightened, bearded, SJW 20 year old "dude" who wholeheartedly supports womyns rights and uses that to shit on guys on Internet forums as much as possible in between tweeting about games and movies. Honestly, the dude just reeks desperation, you can see how angry he gets in that thread when that user just flippantly makes a comment like "my wife is going to blow me today" and he makes like 4 passive aggressive comments about his steak being shit and whatever. How can people not even hide their jealousy in 2017
n/a IsADragon 2017-03-14
From his twitter. It's pretty sad, but unfortunately he's wasn't spazzing out about something on his Twitter.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-14
Literally not suprising. From a guy dumb enough to have his real name on all his account along with his actual location, I wouldn't expect anything less. That synopsis though - sounds like Neogaf's wet dream.
n/a HATES_LEFTIST_FUCKS 2017-03-14
Faggots...all of them.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-03-14
Ahem, the preferred term is neofag
n/a Gothmog26 2017-03-14
Don't insult homosexual degenerates by comparing them to these spineless whelps.
n/a HATES_LEFTIST_FUCKS 2017-03-14
It's okay, I used to be able to suck my own cock so I'm sorta gay.
n/a Fartkin 2017-03-14
Where do these people fucking live, have they ever had a normal relationship?
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-14
San Fran, Portland, [INSERT HIPSTER LIBERAL AMERIFAN CITY HERE]
n/a RogueDinosaur 2017-03-14
Kys
n/a SaintJason 2017-03-14
This guy knows what's up.
n/a mydramaaccount 2017-03-14
Maybe women will be thoughtful enough to take this day and use it as an introspection on the utter lack of reciprocity from them when it comes to Valentine's Day, Anniversaries, birthday's etc. if not their entire heterosexual relationship.
LMAO AS IF THEY WOULD EVER
n/a Mournhold 2017-03-14
Wanna talk about it champ?
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-03-14
NEOgaf is >>>>>thataway
n/a Pistachiothenut 2017-03-14
I fucking looooove Neogaf, they got some real high-cut retards
n/a captainpriapism 2017-03-14
neogaf is what happens when you make policy banning everyone who disagrees, its such a bubble
funny tho
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-03-14
Oh the fucking horror!
Besides which, steak each and a blowjob each... done.
n/a Invalid_Target 2017-03-14
I put the T-bone in my bf's ass while he's chugging my cock, am I doing it right?
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-03-14
You've improved it.
n/a hesh582 2017-03-14
bone splinters
n/a saint2e 2017-03-14
On days when I'm feeling kinda down, I will go and bring up this thread on Neogaf and instantly feel better.
n/a CATS_in_a_car 2017-03-14
Poor guy forgot the rule that you should either break up before Valentine's Day or after Steak and BJ Day, never in-between.
n/a chanilastname 2017-03-14
I don't think my man realizes it is today. Hopefully he will settle for pork chops and falling asleep before I go to bed.
n/a mr_im_my_own_grandpa 2017-03-14
Neogaf users are being humorless and sex-negative? Must be a day that ends in a "y".
n/a Going_up_the_Country 2017-03-14
Steak and a blowjob daY ... by Jove he's right!
n/a JustAThrowaway4563 2017-03-14
The clearly vegan guy going on about "epic meat" and how everyone who eats meat is a two incher is a nice distraction between the socjus arguments
n/a mmzznnxx 2017-03-14
It's like they chose the obviously wrong prompt in a choose your own adventure game:
A traveler comes up to you and jokingly mentions that you should enjoy a steak and blowjob because it's Steak and Blowjob Day. What do you do?
>Buy steak and send carrier pigeon to girlfriend
>Say "No thanks, I don't like meat. But I might treat myself to friend mushrooms, do you know where I can find some?"
>Run away
>Bitch about traveler's fragile masculinity and call his nan a cunt
n/a mstaken14643 2017-03-14
No blowjobs for you today boys. Too bad so sad. 😭😁
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a9113294/never-give-blow-jobs/
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-14
Yankee girls were a mistake.
n/a mstaken14643 2017-03-14
I'd say eat me but you're gay and worthless for even that.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-14
Well, not GAY-gay.
n/a lifesbrink 2017-03-14
It's hilarious that this is real
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-14
https://www.reddit.com/r/TooExtraChromosomes/comments/5zfh9u/genderologist_explains_that_yes_your_gender/
n/a MG87 2017-03-14
Thats a thing?
Also what the fuck does Neogaf care?
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-14
If you dont have pussy available you become very jealous of those who do
n/a WorldStarCroCop 2017-03-14
The last time I celebrated Steak and Blowjob Day I had to tell Beyonce to slow down because I hadn't even seen what r/gamerghazi thought of it
n/a Wacnews_the_White 2017-03-14
I always feel bad for the average shitposter just joking around and having fun in these threads, as they are quickly run off by the dour killjoys that get more and more incensed and argue until page 13 or more about just how horrible and revolting it all is, choking out any and all fun in a bizzare and unearned sense of moral superiority.
Just like
SRDr/drama lately.n/a hery41 2017-03-14
Such a le nerd xd BAZOOPER
n/a SamWhite 2017-03-14
I could get behind this.