I disagree. Calvin is just an 8 year old boy who has a stuffed tiger, picks on his crush, and is beautifully naively intelligent about life and the world. He's not twisted or mean, he's mischievous and innocent, and importantly, he's a kid. He cries when his snowman he built melts. He dresses up as spaceman spiff and fights the teacher in his own world. Everything is a game and an adventure to Calvin. He embodies that childlike innocence and wonder we all had. Let's not taint it.
Use him in that way, not in a different way, like the tasteless "calvin peeing" decal you see everywhere. Bill Waterson really cherished him.
The year is 2047, and at the age of 100, President Donald J Trump has passed away. Leaders around the world fly to the world’s largest building, The Great Trump Tower in New York City, to pay their respects. The great glass tower, designed by his son Eric Trump was completed on the site of the former United Nations Building, to serve as the headquarters of the third Bank of the United States after President Trump dismantled the Federal Reserve as his final act in office in January 2025.
His son, Barron Trump, now in his early 40’s stands at the podium to greet the many sobbing faces. As 5 Star General of the American Cyber Command, formed by his father as the new branch of the military to face a new millennium, Barron is expected to pick up his father, and his sisters legacy as the third Trump in office at the next election.
“When my father took office, barely 30 years ago, he swore and oath to protect and serve this country. The fake news media of the day, said he had no path to 270 electoral votes and that there was no chance for him to win. If only we had known then, what corruption that the treasonous viper Obama had sown amongst his vile swamp in Washington.”
“Fortunately for America, his movement … to Make America Great Again … could not be stopped. Within the first few months, the traitors were dealt with, and America had to face a grave scenario, a trial of a former American President, Barack Hussein Obama, with a punishment of death for his treason. Although my father hated Obama for what he did to this country, the mental illness we now know as betaphilism was rampant throughout America. He knew he needed a justice, a social justice to heal the nation. Although Obama admitted his guilt, that he had acted seditiously with the aid of a shadow government to distort the election and take down the office of President Trump, my father pardoned the traitor. The country was united as Obama was banished to his birth country of Kenya”
“That was a proud day for my father, but as we all know now, it was just the beginning of our new Great America. Although his first two years were difficult to get his legislation passed, due to a failing congress, the new MAGA party filled congress in the midterm elections, and with both a super majority in the House and the Senate what are now known as the “Great American Decade” had begun.”
“My father released deep state secrets that changed the world forever. Hidden cures for cancer and the secrets of zero-point energy that had been suppressed by the Clinton, Bush and Obama presidencies changed the face of the planet. Healthcare no longer became an issue, as all the diseases and sickness of the world were eradicated. The corrupt religion of Islam collapsed and state sponsored terrorism was eviscerated as the nation’s formerly known as Saudi Arabia, Iran, and the OPEC cartel collapsed as oil became worthless in a new free energy society. “ Barron lifted his golden handkerchief from his pocket to wipe the tears from his face. As he looked upon the visitors at the eulogy before him, he saw many red hats. Those fucking hats.
“I remember,” he chuckled, when I was just 10 or 11 years old, I saw in the early days of my father’s campaign, right there in the audience. This old gentleman, he had to be in his 60’s had this beautiful red hat. I thought my father made them as a joke. What presidential candidate wears a red trucker hat? He screamed at my father, “LOCK HER UP”. I spent that night browsing the web, and quickly realized how we could win this election. I told my father that I couldn’t tour with him, that I had to meme. I shopped that damn hat on a couple frogs, you guys now know him as Pepe, the great symbol of peace. I joined hundreds of thousand other meme warriors to do something that had never been done before. We won an election, took down the corrupt establishment, with the internet. It was hard to describe what that felt like, it was hard to understand what this meant for the world. That a few “Pedes” as we were called, could take down the Clinton Cartel, which was later discovered to the the largest money laundering and child trafficking organization in history, by actually becoming the News.”
“As the swamp was drained, the rest of the world came around. We had a few setbacks… we all know what happened to California when their state went bankrupt and starved itself of food and water, causing it to be split into 5 states as a condition of its federal rescue. But we had so many victories.”
“My father’s stern policies on China caused their country to collapse, resulting in a cultural revolution that lifted the shackles of communist government from their shoulders, freeing them to become the great bastions of freedom and rich triple countries of China, Tibet, and New Taiwan that they are today.” “We also united with our great friends Russia, to build a great space partnership that put both of our nations flags on the moon again within my father’s first term. It is amazing that those early steps of partnership have led to what is now a population of 200,000 on our great New Washington city on the moon. Even the Trump-Putin bridge is one of the most beautiful architectural and engineering achievements ever built at its time as our nations united, with American Steel, to build a beautiful connection across the Bering Straits as part of my father’s Third Infrastructure Bill in the Great American decade.
“If there is one thing my father could do, it was build. So many people thought that he could never build the Great Wall of Trump that has been the cornerstone of our America’s policy for the last three decades. Who would have thought that the wall in its final form would be so vast, that on my twenty second birthday I was able to participate in the Great America bike race upon that wall along this nations southern border. Fortunately, the famed Great Ivankan Wall” along our Northern boarded with Canada did not have to be built. Although Canada was collapsing due to failed immigration policies and terrible leadership, my sister completed our Manifest Destiny, and America had to annex Canada into the fold. With the 5 new states formed from the former California, as well as Cuba and Puerto Rico, Canada made a welcome addition to these United States.”
“Although my father accomplished many great things, I think it was his partnership with his first Secretary of Space, Elon Musk, that truly inspired the world. When he cleaned the swamp and NASA and gave the rains of NASA to the Elon, who generously gifted his company Space X to America, a generation of Centipedes watched as the foundations laid by my father, in choosing to partner with the brightest business and industrial minds in our country came to fruition. For the first time, American men, and women put their first steps on Mars in 2026, the 250th Anniversary of this great nation. Although Ivanka was President, it was the dream and his first speech to congress in 2017 that started it all.”
“When it was time for my father to step down, America was tired of winning. He had warned us, all of us. He would keep pushing and pushing to win and win until we just couldn’t take any winning any more. People told him, President Trump, you don’t need to accomplish everything! You have done so much! Cancer cured, energy solves, peace in the middle east, the strongest economy, America is Great Again! He told them all, each and every one of us, no… you will Keep Winning, and together, we make this country greater than ever before.” Now I know you have all heard this story before, but I must retell it, because it was what earned my father his spot-on Mt Rushmore, and our family name on the thousands of schools, parks, roads, and museums across this country. His Great Act will be down in the annals of history forever, and it must be repeated.” Chief Justice Ted Cruz, Speaker of the House Jason Chaffetz, Senate Majority Leader Tom Cotton, and the Governors of all the states in the union held a surprise ceremony in Congress at his final state of the Union. They had taken one of the fucking Red MAGA hats, and gilded it in Gold. Chief Justice Cruz walked forward amongst his speech and quieted the audience.”
“President Trump,” Cruz shouted, “We the people, of these United States, have taken so much from you. You sacrificed your wealth, your freedom, and your family, to put everything on the line to face the gauntlet and corrupt country which we use to be. The weak, tired, losing America. You gave up everything, for us!” The Chief Justice Fell to his knees. “You, Donald John Trump, have truly Made America Great Again, Big League. We ask upon you, for once, to take something back for yourself. We offer you this, the MAGA Crown, to lead this Great America, for Life.” My father knew, that only George Washington had been given this opportunity. He knew that he could continue to make this country greater, even greater still, but my father said the worlds that will never be forgotten.”
“My people, my Americans. I, your humble servant, will fight for you until my dying breath. Together, Americanism, not Globalism, has been our Credo. We have Made America Great again but this torch must be passed to the next great one among you. I hope my courage, and my furious Patriotism, have inspired a generation of Great Americans, to push this country to heights beyond my wildest dreams.”
Barron softly wept, as gazed across the American Flag, with each of its 75 beautiful white stars, was laid over his father’s coffin. “I leave you, my family, my people, my pedes, my American’s, my Lunars, my Martians, to remember, that in America, no matter how hard it is, or how great we have become, this is the country that a 10-year-old boy, can change the course of history, with a few frog meme’s and a twitter account.” This is truly the best timeline.
After Trump'ss 164th consecutive weekend in Mar a lago, Donald suffered a stroke. Medics tried to revive him but the clot overtook his brain.
Pence is sworn in and immediately facing re-election against Barack Obama with running mate Bill Clinton after republicans amended the constitution to allow presidents to serve up to three terms, hoping Donald Trump would easily sweep his 2nd term election and third term election. They never predicted ill health would befel their leader.
To their folly, the GOP voter base has been dying off or saddled with deep debt after passing Republicare. The Boomer generation that Elected Donald Trump in 2016 diminished by 80% as seniors are unable to afford medical to extend their lives to the next election cycle.
Donald's funeral procession was lead by his closest supporters while first lady Melania Trump spent the day in her New York apartment, skipping her late husband's funeral.
The IRS, CIA, and FBI began immediately investigating Trump's estate after leaks revealed he profited immensely from the sale of Alaska to the Russians to which Trump lied to the American public that thr Alaskan sale was to pay for the Mexican wall. Donald's wall amassed a 3 trillion dollar bill, has yet to begin construction as the project asked for more money. The previous funds have been lost and unaccounted for.
With 49 stars on the flag, Texas votes blue as america votes in what looms to be a new dynasty of Progressives.
I imagine they wouldn't show it there weren't anything juicy/implicating in there, especially given that it's MSNBC, but then again they could just want the ratings. I guess we'll see in a few minutes!
Whether they're real or not, whether they're juicy or not, the drama is still gonna be off the charts. /r/politics/rising is already furiously stroking it.
Rachel Maddow did the Dark Souls equivalent of fighting Ornstein and Smough with the broken sword in the Undead Asylum.
Can someone translate this for me? My autistic is rusty
I assume this means that Maddow is a hero for taking on Trumps taxes but knowing /r/Politics there is no way to know if it was posted before or after it was a pile of nothing.
/r/Politics Drama from around Election time ish when someone found a picture of one of the Mods playing with her cute dog at doggy camp and told her he was ugly and going to kill it or something.
I assume this means that Maddow is a hero for taking on Trumps taxes but knowing /r/Politics there is no way to know if it was posted before or after it was a pile of nothing.
It's a boss fight in a video game whose fanbase likes to stroke off about how hard it is.
Despite this, the fight is mainly difficult because fighting two bosses at the same time when the game's AI is basically just set to run at you and randomly use attacks is super obnoxious.
the fight is mainly difficult because fighting two bosses at the same time when the game's AI is basically just set to run at you and randomly use attacks is super obnoxious
Let's not forget that the fat faggot has that bullshit charge attack that sweeps half the room.
The fanbase doesn't really think it's hard, that's why they do stupid shit like fight with broken swords and never level to manufacture artificial difficulty.
It's really just girls and casuals who make a big deal about how hard it is, I guess to distract from how it's obviously a problem with them.
Slightly hyped, but its hard to imagine what would actually be fun coming out of this. He payed very little for many years, legally, thanks for a good accountant? That's boring and not going to change anyone's mind.
My hope is he is secretly upper middle class somehow. Lots of money changing hands, but every business venture is more or less failing. No real wealth.
What you pay in taxes isn't always an indication of what's in your taxes if that makes sense. I had one form that was like 30 different items on it to show a whopping 1$ in revenue.
This is great. No matter what happens someone's career should be damaged tonight. Either Maddow looks like a lair or Trump is even further revealed to be another rich corrupt blow hard.
I think Maddow's issue is an example of the failing of news media in general. They try to make the news sensationalist to attract viewers but the downside is a lot of people don't take the news seriously anymore.
I'm getting tired of the endless bitter and stale political drama, honestly. I'd kill for a good argument about steak well done or why a grilled cheese with ham in is actually a melt.
other countries call the top part the grill, so when OP said "mfw americans 'grill' them in a frying pan and not under a grill" they mean a grilled cheese without the top slice of bread.
You see only tankies and other equally obstinate fucks demand that a grilled cheese contain only bread and cheese. /r/grilledchese is a fascist organization fixed on white bread sandwich genocide. I will bash white bread fash!
Well it fits nicely with the biggest Trump scandal of the elections - an 11 year old recording of him dropping some douchebro "Grab them by the pussy"-line behind closed curtains.
not really knowing a lot about tax stuff, how would a tax return show any ties to Russia? I thought tax returns didn't really care about the origin of stuff, only that it counts as income or doesn't count as income.
I guess what I'm saying is, where on the tax return would there be written "I got 10 mil from Putin this year"
The IRS likes to have the origin of stuff so they can verify that it's a legitimate income claim. This is why drug dealers don't report their drug money as income. So yeah, if anything Trump probably wouldn't report his connections to Russia on his tax forms.
But we will see how little income he actually made before becoming president.
The idea was that it would reveal any or all of the following things:
Trump has financial connections with Russia
Trump is broke
Trump is breaking the law
What if he just wrote "I love Anime and Konata-chan is my waifu" in the margin? Maybe that section that you aren't supposed to write in. That would be very good.
Seems their main thing was that Trump would have been paying effectively nothing if the alternative minimum tax rate was abolished like Trump is advocating for.
Won't change anybody's minds. Supporters already justified him paying minimal taxes because that the "smart businessman" in him. I swear the only thing that could take Trump down is audio/video of him talking shit about his supporters. He'd have to personally insult them somehow (intelligence, wealth, influence whatever) to make them turn on him.
this is very reminiscent of when the_dopes would get super excited about upcoming wikipedia leaks that ended up being duds. You have become what you hate drama, I expected more
LOL the stream got copyright violation'd and the site with the leaks was ddosed the impotent rage against MSNBC is more exciting than these boring ass leaks
Looks jucy, but some of the other stuff that people have dug up on him has been a bit of a bust (the 'he colluded with russia' stuff was weak). So lets see.
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n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-03-14
Oh boy here we go
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-14
Oh boy
n/a Artiemes 2017-03-14
Aww, don't use Calvin
Dude is the most wholesome boy on Earth
n/a boozehelps 2017-03-14
Dude Calvin is twisted.
n/a Artiemes 2017-03-14
I disagree. Calvin is just an 8 year old boy who has a stuffed tiger, picks on his crush, and is beautifully naively intelligent about life and the world. He's not twisted or mean, he's mischievous and innocent, and importantly, he's a kid. He cries when his snowman he built melts. He dresses up as spaceman spiff and fights the teacher in his own world. Everything is a game and an adventure to Calvin. He embodies that childlike innocence and wonder we all had. Let's not taint it.
Use him in that way, not in a different way, like the tasteless "calvin peeing" decal you see everywhere. Bill Waterson really cherished him.
n/a glmox 2017-03-14
dude got so btfo by feels he deleted his comment
n/a snallygaster 2017-03-14
WOOOOOOooooOOOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOOOOO
IT'S HABBENING!
n/a LadyVetinari 2017-03-14
If there was such a thing as a sad party parrot, I'd use it here <sad trombone>
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-03-14
agenda post.
but it's a pretty juicy agenda post.
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-14
It's precognition drama
n/a snallygaster 2017-03-14
At least it's really fucking dramatic. Well, hopefully.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-03-14
fingers crossed.
n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-14
The year is 2047, and at the age of 100, President Donald J Trump has passed away. Leaders around the world fly to the world’s largest building, The Great Trump Tower in New York City, to pay their respects. The great glass tower, designed by his son Eric Trump was completed on the site of the former United Nations Building, to serve as the headquarters of the third Bank of the United States after President Trump dismantled the Federal Reserve as his final act in office in January 2025.
His son, Barron Trump, now in his early 40’s stands at the podium to greet the many sobbing faces. As 5 Star General of the American Cyber Command, formed by his father as the new branch of the military to face a new millennium, Barron is expected to pick up his father, and his sisters legacy as the third Trump in office at the next election.
“When my father took office, barely 30 years ago, he swore and oath to protect and serve this country. The fake news media of the day, said he had no path to 270 electoral votes and that there was no chance for him to win. If only we had known then, what corruption that the treasonous viper Obama had sown amongst his vile swamp in Washington.”
“Fortunately for America, his movement … to Make America Great Again … could not be stopped. Within the first few months, the traitors were dealt with, and America had to face a grave scenario, a trial of a former American President, Barack Hussein Obama, with a punishment of death for his treason. Although my father hated Obama for what he did to this country, the mental illness we now know as betaphilism was rampant throughout America. He knew he needed a justice, a social justice to heal the nation. Although Obama admitted his guilt, that he had acted seditiously with the aid of a shadow government to distort the election and take down the office of President Trump, my father pardoned the traitor. The country was united as Obama was banished to his birth country of Kenya” “That was a proud day for my father, but as we all know now, it was just the beginning of our new Great America. Although his first two years were difficult to get his legislation passed, due to a failing congress, the new MAGA party filled congress in the midterm elections, and with both a super majority in the House and the Senate what are now known as the “Great American Decade” had begun.”
“My father released deep state secrets that changed the world forever. Hidden cures for cancer and the secrets of zero-point energy that had been suppressed by the Clinton, Bush and Obama presidencies changed the face of the planet. Healthcare no longer became an issue, as all the diseases and sickness of the world were eradicated. The corrupt religion of Islam collapsed and state sponsored terrorism was eviscerated as the nation’s formerly known as Saudi Arabia, Iran, and the OPEC cartel collapsed as oil became worthless in a new free energy society. “ Barron lifted his golden handkerchief from his pocket to wipe the tears from his face. As he looked upon the visitors at the eulogy before him, he saw many red hats. Those fucking hats.
“I remember,” he chuckled, when I was just 10 or 11 years old, I saw in the early days of my father’s campaign, right there in the audience. This old gentleman, he had to be in his 60’s had this beautiful red hat. I thought my father made them as a joke. What presidential candidate wears a red trucker hat? He screamed at my father, “LOCK HER UP”. I spent that night browsing the web, and quickly realized how we could win this election. I told my father that I couldn’t tour with him, that I had to meme. I shopped that damn hat on a couple frogs, you guys now know him as Pepe, the great symbol of peace. I joined hundreds of thousand other meme warriors to do something that had never been done before. We won an election, took down the corrupt establishment, with the internet. It was hard to describe what that felt like, it was hard to understand what this meant for the world. That a few “Pedes” as we were called, could take down the Clinton Cartel, which was later discovered to the the largest money laundering and child trafficking organization in history, by actually becoming the News.”
“As the swamp was drained, the rest of the world came around. We had a few setbacks… we all know what happened to California when their state went bankrupt and starved itself of food and water, causing it to be split into 5 states as a condition of its federal rescue. But we had so many victories.”
“My father’s stern policies on China caused their country to collapse, resulting in a cultural revolution that lifted the shackles of communist government from their shoulders, freeing them to become the great bastions of freedom and rich triple countries of China, Tibet, and New Taiwan that they are today.” “We also united with our great friends Russia, to build a great space partnership that put both of our nations flags on the moon again within my father’s first term. It is amazing that those early steps of partnership have led to what is now a population of 200,000 on our great New Washington city on the moon. Even the Trump-Putin bridge is one of the most beautiful architectural and engineering achievements ever built at its time as our nations united, with American Steel, to build a beautiful connection across the Bering Straits as part of my father’s Third Infrastructure Bill in the Great American decade. “If there is one thing my father could do, it was build. So many people thought that he could never build the Great Wall of Trump that has been the cornerstone of our America’s policy for the last three decades. Who would have thought that the wall in its final form would be so vast, that on my twenty second birthday I was able to participate in the Great America bike race upon that wall along this nations southern border. Fortunately, the famed Great Ivankan Wall” along our Northern boarded with Canada did not have to be built. Although Canada was collapsing due to failed immigration policies and terrible leadership, my sister completed our Manifest Destiny, and America had to annex Canada into the fold. With the 5 new states formed from the former California, as well as Cuba and Puerto Rico, Canada made a welcome addition to these United States.” “Although my father accomplished many great things, I think it was his partnership with his first Secretary of Space, Elon Musk, that truly inspired the world. When he cleaned the swamp and NASA and gave the rains of NASA to the Elon, who generously gifted his company Space X to America, a generation of Centipedes watched as the foundations laid by my father, in choosing to partner with the brightest business and industrial minds in our country came to fruition. For the first time, American men, and women put their first steps on Mars in 2026, the 250th Anniversary of this great nation. Although Ivanka was President, it was the dream and his first speech to congress in 2017 that started it all.”
“When it was time for my father to step down, America was tired of winning. He had warned us, all of us. He would keep pushing and pushing to win and win until we just couldn’t take any winning any more. People told him, President Trump, you don’t need to accomplish everything! You have done so much! Cancer cured, energy solves, peace in the middle east, the strongest economy, America is Great Again! He told them all, each and every one of us, no… you will Keep Winning, and together, we make this country greater than ever before.” Now I know you have all heard this story before, but I must retell it, because it was what earned my father his spot-on Mt Rushmore, and our family name on the thousands of schools, parks, roads, and museums across this country. His Great Act will be down in the annals of history forever, and it must be repeated.” Chief Justice Ted Cruz, Speaker of the House Jason Chaffetz, Senate Majority Leader Tom Cotton, and the Governors of all the states in the union held a surprise ceremony in Congress at his final state of the Union. They had taken one of the fucking Red MAGA hats, and gilded it in Gold. Chief Justice Cruz walked forward amongst his speech and quieted the audience.”
“President Trump,” Cruz shouted, “We the people, of these United States, have taken so much from you. You sacrificed your wealth, your freedom, and your family, to put everything on the line to face the gauntlet and corrupt country which we use to be. The weak, tired, losing America. You gave up everything, for us!” The Chief Justice Fell to his knees. “You, Donald John Trump, have truly Made America Great Again, Big League. We ask upon you, for once, to take something back for yourself. We offer you this, the MAGA Crown, to lead this Great America, for Life.” My father knew, that only George Washington had been given this opportunity. He knew that he could continue to make this country greater, even greater still, but my father said the worlds that will never be forgotten.” “My people, my Americans. I, your humble servant, will fight for you until my dying breath. Together, Americanism, not Globalism, has been our Credo. We have Made America Great again but this torch must be passed to the next great one among you. I hope my courage, and my furious Patriotism, have inspired a generation of Great Americans, to push this country to heights beyond my wildest dreams.”
Barron softly wept, as gazed across the American Flag, with each of its 75 beautiful white stars, was laid over his father’s coffin. “I leave you, my family, my people, my pedes, my American’s, my Lunars, my Martians, to remember, that in America, no matter how hard it is, or how great we have become, this is the country that a 10-year-old boy, can change the course of history, with a few frog meme’s and a twitter account.” This is truly the best timeline.
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-03-14
He's morbidly obese he aint living to 100.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-14
Epic copypasta and that's all you got?
n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-14
he's fine, it means he just read the first line.
anybody who actually reads the whole thing is autistic
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-14
It's some epic copy-pasta, definitely had to read through it the first time I saw it.
n/a Fartkin 2017-03-14
how does taking 30 seconds to read a joke make you autistic
or are you reading at a 1st grade level or something
n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-14
so it's true, everybody with a monster flair is a giant retard
n/a Fartkin 2017-03-14
I am a moderately sized retard, also I can read well, also lol do u care so much u actually downvoted someone in r/drama
n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-14
kys
n/a Fartkin 2017-03-14
woah dude
n/a silent_xfer 2017-03-14
That was all one sentence.
n/a PeabodyJFranklin 2017-03-14
Well, fuck me. Where's the cheetos line?
n/a silent_xfer 2017-03-14
"epic" is not the right word. Tryhard garbage from a "comedy" "writer"
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-03-14
you know what your problem is, Blythe?
n/a Theige 2017-03-14
No he's not
n/a 420CO 2017-03-14
dankest timeline
n/a RenegadeJoeson 2017-03-14
I respect the effort, but I will not reado all of that
n/a yetanothercfcgrunt 2017-03-14
You jest, but U.S. Cyber Command is already a thing.
n/a SamWhite 2017-03-14
We had this already. Don't overcook the pasta.
n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-14
fuk u ill spam pasta however i want
this pasta is fucking glorious u cunt
n/a SamWhite 2017-03-14
u little cunt ill find u and ill fuk u
n/a Going_up_the_Country 2017-03-14
implying 22nd amendment won't be repealed
smh fam
n/a kingssman 2017-03-14
Nice wall of text but here's the story.
After Trump'ss 164th consecutive weekend in Mar a lago, Donald suffered a stroke. Medics tried to revive him but the clot overtook his brain.
Pence is sworn in and immediately facing re-election against Barack Obama with running mate Bill Clinton after republicans amended the constitution to allow presidents to serve up to three terms, hoping Donald Trump would easily sweep his 2nd term election and third term election. They never predicted ill health would befel their leader.
To their folly, the GOP voter base has been dying off or saddled with deep debt after passing Republicare. The Boomer generation that Elected Donald Trump in 2016 diminished by 80% as seniors are unable to afford medical to extend their lives to the next election cycle.
Donald's funeral procession was lead by his closest supporters while first lady Melania Trump spent the day in her New York apartment, skipping her late husband's funeral.
The IRS, CIA, and FBI began immediately investigating Trump's estate after leaks revealed he profited immensely from the sale of Alaska to the Russians to which Trump lied to the American public that thr Alaskan sale was to pay for the Mexican wall. Donald's wall amassed a 3 trillion dollar bill, has yet to begin construction as the project asked for more money. The previous funds have been lost and unaccounted for.
With 49 stars on the flag, Texas votes blue as america votes in what looms to be a new dynasty of Progressives.
n/a 420CO 2017-03-14
Watch this shit be a Al Capone's vault but with a more androgynous host than Geraldo Rivera and equally disappointing.
n/a snallygaster 2017-03-14
I imagine they wouldn't show it there weren't anything juicy/implicating in there, especially given that it's MSNBC, but then again they could just want the ratings. I guess we'll see in a few minutes!
n/a 420CO 2017-03-14
Well Geraldo was too dumb to open the vault before going live. I'm all in on she's dumber than Geraldo. Prove me wrong.
n/a Namenamenamenamena 2017-03-14
Lol
n/a snallygaster 2017-03-14
I meant that Maddow is a flaming liberal and wouldn't release the returns unless they made him look bad unless she's extremely desperate for ratings.
n/a 420CO 2017-03-14
You underestimate her retardation
n/a snallygaster 2017-03-14
i feel like i have a pretty realistic grasp on that tbqhwy
n/a thirdegree 2017-03-14
Apparently not
n/a snallygaster 2017-03-14
stop bullying me!
n/a thirdegree 2017-03-14
no!
n/a 420CO 2017-03-14
See fucking nothing
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-14
How do you feel now?
n/a snallygaster 2017-03-14
like I had a bad hangover after a night where i wanted to have a good time but fell asleep instead.
n/a yesiamcorrect 2017-03-14
I'd throw some dick right in her androgynous shit hole tbh
n/a 420CO 2017-03-14
Sames
n/a BigOldWhiteDick 2017-03-14
feminine benis
n/a 12broombroom 2017-03-14
probably more of a masculine bussy if we're being completely honest here.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-03-14
So far it seems pretty disappointing. Just his income and taxes paid for the year, which seem fairly reasonable.
n/a 420CO 2017-03-14
Geraldo did better.
n/a SRSLovesGawker 2017-03-14
Maybe because his moustache was better than Maddow's.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-03-14
I'm less concerned about another agenda post and much much more worried about bamboozlement.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-03-14
I think we should start an official bamboozlement brigade and raise awareness.
n/a G_Petronius 2017-03-14
Whether they're real or not, whether they're juicy or not, the drama is still gonna be off the charts. /r/politics/rising is already furiously stroking it.
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-14
So are these guys: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5zfvdg/battle_stations_pedes/
n/a G_Petronius 2017-03-14
I was wondering how to find a thread on it in t_d, this isn't in /rising/.
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-14
I went to the Other Discussions tab and found it
n/a Hellkyte 2017-03-14
Just look in new. Like every post is about it and half of them reference a "coup"
n/a ErictheRedding 2017-03-14
All the top comments are making fun of how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. In that, they are aligned with their liberal countrymen.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-03-14
Yeah I mean once they actually released that steaming pile of nothing the tone seemed to change quite a bit.
n/a TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-03-14
fucking pedo scum
n/a khanfusion 2017-03-14
DAyum, snally all up in there? How was he not banned from T_D until today?
n/a LadyVetinari 2017-03-14
She*
n/a wharpudding 2017-03-14
That still kills me. The first thing that comes to mind when I hear that term is "The Human Centipede" with a line of people being down ass-to-mouth.
n/a Callooh_Calais 2017-03-14
It makes me think of paedophiles--either way, 'centipede' is a stupid name for Trump supporters, and I personally favour 'StormTrumper'
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-03-14
Trump's meltdown will be glorious! He might even call her a dyke if it's real.
n/a snallygaster 2017-03-14
He'll deny that it's real regardless of whether or not it is, seems to be his M.O.. He might call her a dyke anyway, though. Inshallah.
n/a IsADragon 2017-03-14
Hopefully he'll be in control of his twitter when it hits and we can get a direct stream of his thoughts before anyone can remove his phone from him.
n/a snallygaster 2017-03-14
You know that his tard wranglers are doing anything they can to keep him away
n/a pigeondoubletake 2017-03-14
Inshallah.
n/a Sai22 2017-03-14
I can't wait for it, when will they get released?
n/a WearyTunes 2017-03-14
people are piling into the livestream enough to make it lag, and she's the number one trending topic on twitter
could be a few days of drama
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-14
Live Stream
n/a godofdae 2017-03-14
Score one for the #Theresistance!
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-14
/r/politics just banned me for calling a Dark Souls analogy to Maddow's reporting autistic
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-03-14
Come again?
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-03-14
I assume this means that Maddow is a hero for taking on Trumps taxes but knowing /r/Politics there is no way to know if it was posted before or after it was a pile of nothing.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-03-14
Kek banned for THAT? Should have stuck to calling people nazis.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-03-14
I'm dissapointed in /r/atakeonhooper to be honest, I'm a completely retard Trump supporter and even i've never been banned from /r/Politics.
I just get downboated for literally posting things from the Article that they are all too retarded to read like a Man.
And report everyone who calls someone a Russian Shill because that's "the same as calling someone a ShareBlue shill"
Reeee Politics sucks, someone told that Mod Lady her dog is ugly etc
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-03-14
what
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-03-14
/r/Politics Drama from around Election time ish when someone found a picture of one of the Mods playing with her cute dog at doggy camp and told her he was ugly and going to kill it or something.
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-14
oh reddit you scamp
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-03-14
It was MeghanAM and she has yet to delete her account so her dog will be safe
n/a MG87 2017-03-14
Are you sure you're not austistic?
n/a hesh582 2017-03-14
what, do you just like grunt and flex while squinting at the screen in your best clint eastwood impression?
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-03-14
I'm missing a comma in the sentence
n/a hesh582 2017-03-14
So what are you doing like a Man, then? Posting on the internet... like a Man? I'll be honest that one seems to be pretty hard to pull off.
That dude wouldn't look very manly if that was an iphone or computer, too.
I'm not buying it, guy.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-03-14
are you telling me you dont trace your dick along the lines while youre reading
man up jeez
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-03-14
He was autistically calling her retarded.
n/a TheCodexx 2017-03-14
It's a boss fight in a video game whose fanbase likes to stroke off about how hard it is.
Despite this, the fight is mainly difficult because fighting two bosses at the same time when the game's AI is basically just set to run at you and randomly use attacks is super obnoxious.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-03-14
Oh My
n/a old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-03-14
Let's not forget that the fat faggot has that bullshit charge attack that sweeps half the room.
n/a Bucklar 2017-03-14
The fanbase doesn't really think it's hard, that's why they do stupid shit like fight with broken swords and never level to manufacture artificial difficulty.
It's really just girls and casuals who make a big deal about how hard it is, I guess to distract from how it's obviously a problem with them.
n/a Pepperglue 2017-03-14
Why should we care about some 12 years old tax return? They can't possibly be suggesting that Trump has ties with Russia that long ago?
n/a 39flws 2017-03-14
Slightly hyped, but its hard to imagine what would actually be fun coming out of this. He payed very little for many years, legally, thanks for a good accountant? That's boring and not going to change anyone's mind.
My hope is he is secretly upper middle class somehow. Lots of money changing hands, but every business venture is more or less failing. No real wealth.
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-14
He's gonna retroactively lose the 2016 election!
n/a E_G_Never 2017-03-14
Maybe he'll shoot himself on live tv. Imagine t_d after that.
n/a 39flws 2017-03-14
Hey man, nice shot.
n/a nonplussed__ 2017-03-14
(false flag)
n/a tomato-123 2017-03-14
27d chess
n/a G_Petronius 2017-03-14
My hope is that all the Russian conspiracy theories are true and we see legit Kremlin payments by "V.V. Putin".
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-03-14
I wanna see if he put the golden shower thing as a business expense
n/a AJungianIdeal 2017-03-14
He's always been real super sensitive about his wealth so I hope that too.
n/a Hellkyte 2017-03-14
What you pay in taxes isn't always an indication of what's in your taxes if that makes sense. I had one form that was like 30 different items on it to show a whopping 1$ in revenue.
n/a 39flws 2017-03-14
Right. Maddow now says she has his 1040 from 2005. I'm not sure you could really tell someones wealth from just that. My wet dreams are ruined.
n/a Newstade 2017-03-14
It appears he actually paid more in taxes that the absolute minimum he could have drilled for
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-03-14
He paid a higher percentage than Obama, and almost double that of 'everyman' Sanders.
Back in 2006 this'd be called an epic fail.
n/a Newstade 2017-03-14
Drumpf blown the fuck out he's finished
n/a high_side 2017-03-14
I can only get so erect.
n/a Titan_Transcendent 2017-03-14
Oh shit, I need this to be real
n/a 420CO 2017-03-14
Is this the start of the mayocide?
n/a Teresa_May 2017-03-14
I'd laugh if this is the same set of documents released during the election.
n/a DonaldBlythe 2017-03-14
What if it's an april fools thing
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-14
https://twitter.com/maddow/status/841807273513107456
n/a Teresa_May 2017-03-14
Intriguing
n/a O-shi 2017-03-14
This is actually for real?
n/a TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-03-14
This is great. No matter what happens someone's career should be damaged tonight. Either Maddow looks like a lair or Trump is even further revealed to be another rich corrupt blow hard.
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-03-14
I'm no trump supporter but maddow is a fucking clown and will just parrot whatever the current left talking points are
n/a TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-03-14
I'm not one either because he's a fucking retard.
I think Maddow's issue is an example of the failing of news media in general. They try to make the news sensationalist to attract viewers but the downside is a lot of people don't take the news seriously anymore.
n/a lametown_poopypants 2017-03-14
Am I the only one not getting triggered over 11 year old tax info?
n/a Soulwound 2017-03-14
I'm getting tired of the endless bitter and stale political drama, honestly. I'd kill for a good argument about steak well done or why a grilled cheese with ham in is actually a melt.
n/a supergauntlet 2017-03-14
Don't tell me you eat your steak anything but burned to a crisp? Enjoy getting worms, lmao
n/a ANUSBLASTER_MKII 2017-03-14
Slow roasted on a low heat behind the radiator for about 2 weeks is usually good for me.
n/a thefran 2017-03-14
Before butchering, walk the cow past a radiator
n/a thirdegree 2017-03-14
Would rather get worms than eat well done steak tbh.
n/a supergauntlet 2017-03-14
i bet you don't even use ketchup
n/a thirdegree 2017-03-14
What is wrong with you.
n/a supergauntlet 2017-03-14
I'm sorry I enjoy my steaks the way our President does. And as we all know, he can do nothing wrong.
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-14
Oh good now I have one more food base worry
n/a supergauntlet 2017-03-14
its a meme you dip
n/a ANUSBLASTER_MKII 2017-03-14
>mfw americans call toasties 'grilled cheeses'
>mfw americans 'grill' them in a frying pan and not under a grill
>mfw americans call Imitiation American Cheeze Blend Product 'cheese'
n/a Soulwound 2017-03-14
I guess if you're poor you don't put grated cheddar on it at the least.
n/a PeabodyJFranklin 2017-03-14
Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food Product. Use it's proper name, shitlord!
n/a BobVosh 2017-03-14
Its Canadian too! Stop blaming us for it!
n/a MaybeNotaTurtle 2017-03-14
So is hawaiian and california roles, we love inventing shitty food and blaming it on americans, it's hilarious.
n/a BobVosh 2017-03-14
Well, Hawaiian Pizza is good, and California rolls are fine so long as it is proper crab.
However I doubt your Canadianness since you didn't apologize.
n/a khanfusion 2017-03-14
What. The. Fuck.
n/a axeheadroad 2017-03-14
this I think
http://www.consumerreports.org/ranges/how-to-get-the-most-from-your-broiler/
n/a khanfusion 2017-03-14
That's an oven, though, not a grill.
n/a axeheadroad 2017-03-14
other countries call the top part the grill, so when OP said "mfw americans 'grill' them in a frying pan and not under a grill" they mean a grilled cheese without the top slice of bread.
http://warmvanillasugar.com/2015/03/09/baked-cheese-toasties/
n/a khanfusion 2017-03-14
That is called "cheese toast" in Americaland.
n/a ANUSBLASTER_MKII 2017-03-14
Burgerstan.
n/a HostOfTheNightmare 2017-03-14
Middle Yeast
n/a ANUSBLASTER_MKII 2017-03-14
Ya heard me.
n/a khanfusion 2017-03-14
That is a goddamn oven you mother fucking other English speaking country asshole.
n/a BobVosh 2017-03-14
A broiler is basically an upside down grill.
n/a serizzzzle 2017-03-14
GET. OUT.
n/a BobVosh 2017-03-14
Added Alton Brown quote for confirmation.
n/a Theige 2017-03-14
You've fucking lost it mate
n/a BobVosh 2017-03-14
Added Alton Brown quote now, I'll trust in Good Eats.
n/a Theige 2017-03-14
That's a made up person
n/a BobVosh 2017-03-14
I weep for you having not heard the word of our chef and savior, Alton Brown
n/a OniTan 2017-03-14
n/a Theige 2017-03-14
"American cheese" which is blended from at least 2 different cheeses had been made for like 300 - 400 years now
n/a SamWhite 2017-03-14
Trump eats his steak well done. We should kill him.
n/a 420CO 2017-03-14
You see only tankies and other equally obstinate fucks demand that a grilled cheese contain only bread and cheese. /r/grilledchese is a fascist organization fixed on white bread sandwich genocide. I will bash white bread fash!
n/a OniTan 2017-03-14
Look guys, I made a grilled cheese with steak! Well done, just the way I like it.
n/a Cauchemar89 2017-03-14
Well it fits nicely with the biggest Trump scandal of the elections - an 11 year old recording of him dropping some douchebro "Grab them by the pussy"-line behind closed curtains.
n/a lametown_poopypants 2017-03-14
WHAT IS IT WITH LIBERALS AND 11 YEAR OLDS???
PIZZAGATECONFIRMED
n/a LedinToke 2017-03-14
god bless
n/a glmox 2017-03-14
dont let me down rachel
n/a glmox 2017-03-14
rachel let me down
n/a realgiffordpinchot 2017-03-14
aaaaaand she let you down 😂👌
n/a glmox 2017-03-14
frown emoji by like ten
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-14
Everybody post your favorite type/flavor of lube! We need to know how you're going to be stroking it tonight.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-03-14
Type: Mayonnaise!
Flavor: uh, Mayonnaise!
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-14
Just made up some Sriracha Mayonnaise last night. I like it spicy!
n/a Soulwound 2017-03-14
Crisco.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-14
Regular or Butter Flavored?
n/a Soulwound 2017-03-14
Butter flavored is only for special occasions.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-14
I can't believe this doesn't count as a special occasion.
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-03-14
Neapolitan
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-14
Those strawberry seeds are going to chaffe if it's the good quality stuff.
n/a fourcrew 2017-03-14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTLqP73vtqk
n/a Cutmerock 2017-03-14
The only people that care about his tax return are already the people that hate him. What would this change?
n/a Cleverly_Clearly 2017-03-14
The idea was that it would reveal any or all of the following things:
If they found any of those things an impeachment would be a dead cert, but they didn't, so it was in fact a huge waste of time.
n/a Kuonji 2017-03-14
not really knowing a lot about tax stuff, how would a tax return show any ties to Russia? I thought tax returns didn't really care about the origin of stuff, only that it counts as income or doesn't count as income.
I guess what I'm saying is, where on the tax return would there be written "I got 10 mil from Putin this year"
n/a Cleverly_Clearly 2017-03-14
I'm not an expert on tax returns, I'm just relating what I've seen around.
n/a Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-03-14
Well they could attempt to trace the source of the money.
n/a lascanto 2017-03-14
The IRS likes to have the origin of stuff so they can verify that it's a legitimate income claim. This is why drug dealers don't report their drug money as income. So yeah, if anything Trump probably wouldn't report his connections to Russia on his tax forms.
But we will see how little income he actually made before becoming president.
n/a silent_xfer 2017-03-14
They didn't even really get the returns. One 1040 from one year hardly counts.
The things you enumerated could very well be out there and provable. More drama to follow I'm sure.
n/a captainpriapism 2017-03-14
lol! people are so desperate
n/a Bucklar 2017-03-14
I'm curious about how him being broke would be illegal. I might be in trouble...
n/a 39flws 2017-03-14
What if he just wrote "I love Anime and Konata-chan is my waifu" in the margin? Maybe that section that you aren't supposed to write in. That would be very good.
n/a ANUSBLASTER_MKII 2017-03-14
LOCK HIM UP
n/a EllenPaosFrontButt 2017-03-14
FUK U DRUMPF THIS IS TOO FAR
I WAS TOLD YOU WOULD MAKE ANIME REAL
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-03-14
On the one hand: Cheeto Hitler Satan's taxes
On the other hand: I have to look at Rachel Maddow.
Porn and video games it is.
n/a 39flws 2017-03-14
Eh, as far as political commentators go, it gets a lot worse.
If she had a big ass I guess she'd be my type.
n/a TonyFuckingDanza 2017-03-14
Objectively false. Fight me irl fuckboi
n/a 39flws 2017-03-14
I would like to. I would be pleasurable to convince you of the superiority of short hair on women with my fists.
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-03-14
Where can I stream.
n/a Antigonus1i 2017-03-14
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
n/a Fartkin 2017-03-14
now he'll never be president we did it!
n/a krutopatkin 2017-03-14
holy fuck I loathe American News TV
get to the fucking point already
n/a infinitude 2017-03-14
They only do that when they either have nothing or everything.
You needed my comment so your welcome.
n/a Albert_Borland 2017-03-14
I think you're forgetting which sub you're on.
n/a Grimy_range 2017-03-14
Well that was shit
n/a silent_xfer 2017-03-14
I'll sum up your comment for the lazy
n/a realgiffordpinchot 2017-03-14
Don't be mad little guy
n/a cggreene2 2017-03-14
Mustn't have that much if she is still babbling
Since when did liberals become consiracy theorists?:
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-03-14
Seems to be nothing?
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-14
yeah
n/a Hellkyte 2017-03-14
I was so sure they wouldn't trot this out if there wasn't something interesting to drop with it.
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-03-14
Seems their main thing was that Trump would have been paying effectively nothing if the alternative minimum tax rate was abolished like Trump is advocating for.
n/a Chicup 2017-03-14
I just got screwed for 30k on the AMT. Its not even raised for inflation. I should have gone to more "meetings".
n/a Sloppysloppyjoe 2017-03-14
Won't change anybody's minds. Supporters already justified him paying minimal taxes because that the "smart businessman" in him. I swear the only thing that could take Trump down is audio/video of him talking shit about his supporters. He'd have to personally insult them somehow (intelligence, wealth, influence whatever) to make them turn on him.
n/a ghostchamber 2017-03-14
That's exactly what it is. How boring.
n/a neutralvoter 2017-03-14
this is very reminiscent of when the_dopes would get super excited about upcoming wikipedia leaks that ended up being duds. You have become what you hate drama, I expected more
n/a timb0nes 2017-03-14
I think it's fair to describe the mood in there as tumescent.
n/a snallygaster 2017-03-14
LOL the stream got copyright violation'd and the site with the leaks was ddosed the impotent rage against MSNBC is more exciting than these boring ass leaks
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-03-14
The tax docs she got had dick all in them, so basically everything else is more exciting.
n/a lurker093287h 2017-03-14
Looks jucy, but some of the other stuff that people have dug up on him has been a bit of a bust (the 'he colluded with russia' stuff was weak). So lets see.
n/a Newstade 2017-03-14
(((Client Copy)))
John Miller continues to pull the fast one
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-03-14
Mfw it's literally nothing
Mfw I have no face
n/a EasySchmitty 2017-03-14
Lol they're flipping out that he didn't make a billion in net income and think he's not a billionaire
n/a Dolphin_Gokkun 2017-03-14
LITERALLY NOTHING
https://www.reddit.com/r/esist/comments/5zfuxr/maddow_breaking_weve_got_trump_tax_returns/dexxlhg/
SHITLIBS BTFO
n/a Mr_Cryptic 2017-03-14
u seem p upset about americans who want to know if their president is a crook
n/a realgiffordpinchot 2017-03-14
Did you just have a stroke?
n/a fuckthepolis2 2017-03-14
Fun side note: Steve Blum of asian-cartoon and videogame fame was in the twitter responses mixing it up
https://twitter.com/blumspew/status/841833992626171904
n/a Chicup 2017-03-14
As a patriotic American I was a bit concerned.
L O fucking L
n/a Deity_Of_Darkness 2017-03-14
Trump paid 25% in taxes, higher than Obama and MSNBC. http://www.mrctv.org/blog/twitter-just-shredded-rachel-maddow-over-trump-tax-return-story
n/a captainpriapism 2017-03-14
oh another massive scandal about trump thatll totally take him down hes done now and oh its literally fucking nothing again well done guys
the funniest part is this is literally the best they can do against him
they have absolutely nothing incriminating on him or they would have pulled it months ago, this is just sad
n/a Ithacan_King 2017-03-14
But but but Russian connections are gonna be here aaaaaaaaany day now.
n/a thomasolvc1 2017-03-14
It appears he actually paided more in taxes, higher than Obama and MSNBC.
n/a HeavyFriends1970 2017-03-14
He paid almost double the 13% Bernie Sanders paid.
Hell, even Obama paid more in taxes than America's most popular socialist.
n/a Dial_A_Dragon 2017-03-14
Rules for thee, not for me.
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-14
hypocritical socialist in power , shocking.
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-14
lol
n/a AceholeThug 2017-03-14
Both
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-14
This doesn't fit into my worldview
n/a realgiffordpinchot 2017-03-14
K