What? What's up?

YES

Ema Watson actually had nudes leak?

Yup. Now there will be massive nerd disappointment because surprise - she doesn't look like a fitness model.

I don't give a fuck.

Gimmie.

that ass gives me hope for europe though

Emma Watson never had to try and look like a fitness model. So I'm not surprised (after seeing the pics) that she doesn't look like a fitness model. Her body is as bland and featureless as her face suggests. Not awful but not amazing either.

I'd take any reasonable gym rat over anyone famous unless money is involved. Celebrities are way over rated . Emma is cute tho

Cute like like a 12 year old boy?

Nah like a 20 something woman who vaguely looks like a 12 year old boy. Not really my cup of tea either way. People seem to mostly go apeshit over her because they grew up watching her and have some weirdo celebrity girl next door thing for her.

Fappening 2

Fappening 2: The Ugly Chicks.

Electric Spoogaloo.

Leaks, again. They're on 4chin and apparently they're real.

Finally this time they have some good milfs.

Big if true

Why tho

All I want to know is if his dick is actually long, like his last name suggests, or he's bullshitting.

Justin Totally Average, actually.

She only has one hand around it. Justin Small more like it.

I assume someone with autism will eventually give us a clear measurement. Any photos of her holding a normal object like a cell phone or a remote or a beer or something?

Thats usually how they figure out the sizes of porn star cocks

Justin Small more like it.

I dunno, I've seen smaller. Like that YouTuber who covered himself in syrup and stuck a banana up his arse.

lol wut

They're talking about The Amazing Atheist. You should him if you want to see that.

You really shouldn't him.

Why the fuck did I go looking for this

Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus the name.

From what I've seen she's a lot worse off than Emma

Some nude body shots without your face on them are easily denied (and those bathing suit pics look like shit), but there's no hiding a cock in your mouth

Oh yeah if there are faces in it I assume there isn't much denying they can do though I'm sure some will probably still try to save as much face as they can.

there are tit shots for Watson. Jes' sayin'.

They lack face though, which means they can easily be denied (even if internet detectives have confirmed them)

One such detective points out that she's wearing a necklace she has been spotted wearing a bunch of times, and also highlighted her weird shelf-like chin.

(and those bathing suit pics look like shit

Also what sort of person takes 50+ pictures of themselves in a bathing suit?

People immediately go to "she's and escort" but even they usually delete those photos, and the fact that emma isn't smiling and someone else is taking these photos clearly means something weird is going on.

Also of course the bathing suit pics look like shit, Emma is a 5 at best. Most wouldn't date her if she was just some random girl from high school

Those were taken by what looks to be her personal stylist

She gets free designer shit and keeps the stuff she likes best, I guess

She's not a 5 fucking Internet playboys

She is definitely a 5. I'm an ugly cunt but even I could bag Watson. After you get me drunk of course. I mean, I could listen to her 'social commentary' sober. I imagine the sex would be being repeatedly told to go easy.

(This is one of the most neck beardy comments I've ever read. Keep it up, Reddit!)[http://i.imgur.com/jhQ1BZO.jpg]

I don't think Watson needs another white Knight but you go for it, dude.

X

you definitely need help

The woman in your pic is a 10/10. Emma is a 5 or 6 at best. She has the body of a teenage boy & her face is average, no colored eyes. She's very plain.

On a scale of a hundred to five hundred, what is your average daily post count to /r9k/?

About the same amount of times I have fuck your mom

Answer the fucking question

What's the question again?

More like 4. 4,5 max.

K

Yeah lol. I mean sure, she's a bit over-rated cause she was in Harry Potter, but saying she's a 5 is just dumb.

/b/ already did their investigation and moles fit perfectly, its hard denying it after that

the one cock sucking pic is fairly mild

Jeez dude, that is the definition of hardcore. IDK what kind of videos you've been watching...

There's been upskirt pics of Emma's hairy cunt on the internet for years.

Didn't she already do that in Brown Bunny though?

chloe sevigny

should probably stop taking pictures of shit and uploading it to the internet if they dont want other people potentially seeing it

im convinced celebs do it on purpose when interest in them is waning

Victim blaming!

yeah pretty much

Now excuse me while I leave all of my irreplaceable valuables in an unlocked car overnight in an alley in the bad part of town.

Hey, a group of men who appear to be using narcotics and waving knives around. I'll just walk directly next to them.

Kind of shitty, feel bad for people who's stuff keeps leaking.

It's pretty awful, but on the bright side, if parents were savvy they could use celeb nude leaks to teach girls about photoshop and other witchery that make women in media and social media look far more attractive than they are seamlessly. A lot of the leaks have revealed that sex symbols look like regular people; it's a shame that the images are huge privacy violations because they could be used as education tools to prevent body image disorders in young girls.

I mean, these particular girl's appeal is partly because they look like normal people. They're attractive and talented, but in purely physical terms, they aren't on another plane of existence.

You just envy them like every girl.

I envy their money, that's for sure.

You envy their looks even more, that's human nature, but you won't admit it.

I'm very happy with the way I look, so nah.

We all want to be like Batman, just without the silly costume or having to waste time fighting crime.

I think this could be one of many net positives, the other being that there are untold dangers of living a socially-connected life without thinking of the consequences. But who wants positives?

Post nudes in solidarity.

Maybe they shouldn't take the kinds of pictures or if they do don't be idiots with them.

Pretty easy what content you want and don't want be synced to online storages.

Not if they're intended for someone else. At that point you have no control over them.

It wasn't the some 2nd party the sent them to who leaked them. Just like with the idiots from the big leak, this was morons using password as their Dropbox password.

Source? How did this leak happen?

How big is Long's Dong?

iliza shlesinger and rhona mitra were also posted in the vola by the guy that posted everything else.

And one or two other no names.

I'm noticing an overwhelming correlation between celebrities who haven't been fucked by someone who posts on r/drama and halfwitted remarks about feminism that needlessly get published.

What?

Mum must've strapped the helmet on a wee bit too tight this mornin'.

Are you talking about celebrities that have been fucked by /r/Drama posters? You'd be lucky to find a NORMAL person that has been fucked by one of us.

Well I know this one model who hasn't read this board and no one here has fucked her yet. 4d chess?

Just checked them out. I dunno about the Emma ones. Tits look too big. But dem bathing suits...

The evidence is overwhelming, they matched up where she was on what dates by the gps in the files, her bracelet, every mole on her body that was visible...

I thought 4chan banned all fappening shit?

I never mentioned 4chan. The stuff is coming from vola, not 4chan. And the evidence from other places. Doesn't matter, it'll all be collected on various celeb forums tomorrow anyway, it's already all on phun for the most part (including the evidence).

You just mentioned like 8 things that I have no idea what they are. Kids these days.

Off my lawn faggot

y'all are wack

hacker known as 4chan strikes again

You ever go back, read posts you made like this, and think "What the fuck is wrong with me?"

pretty sure everyone who posts on /r/drama has had that moment, yeah. at least i'm not the one spending hours poring over moles on blurry shots of celebs, i suppose, i only saw it posted.

I dunno man, I'm just on here cause I like laughing at the weirdos. Yah don't gotta go and actually be one of them to understand why they're funny.

I suppose as long as you get to keep feeling superior to others that's the important part.

I thought that was the point, yeah lol.

I'm bored at work, which sucks, but I get to go on here and remind myself that I'm not cataloguing minor blemishes to try to verify celeb nudes. It's a good way to remind myself of how good I've got it.

I'm not cataloguing minor blemishes to try to verify celeb nudes

No argument from me there. It takes a special type to go over hundreds of pictures, maps, gps, and exif data to verify that someone's boobs are, in fact, their boobs. Frankly I don't care one way or another, but I know a lot of redditors grew up watching her and have a big thing for Watson.

They're her's for sure, no doubt about it.

Tit inspector?

I saved the photos to my iPhone and one came up in maps. It is the topless one with the tongue out. The map is for an address in Clanfield, Oxfordshire where she grew up- says the photo was taken 2nd April 2016 at 21:45. I'm pretty sure it's her!

That's creepy dawg

Haha, how is it??? I saved the photos, to refer to at a later time obviously, and in the albums there's a folder called 'Places' that is a standard iPhone thing- so out of curiosity I had a look and it just happens to show you- I didn't have to do any digging.

I guess it's more the saving of leaked celebrity nudes to your phone that's kinda odd to me...

But no hate dude. You do you.

to refer to

Dude, PM the pics please.

Seyfried has an amazing body, but we knew that already

Haven't seen Emma's leaks yet (are they even out there?), but I'm sure they (like everything about her) aren't spectacular

mmmm found the emma pics (nsfw)

Didn't expect her to be so hairy. Whatever, still came in like ten seconds.

noice

my childhood dreams fulfilled

I always though Emma was more hung than that.

I get the feeling that this photo was edited in some way.

Airbrushed.

This is cray cray!

http://www.thegossiplife.com/single-post/2017/03/15/Naked-Pictures-Videos-of-Emma-Watson-Amanda-Seyfried-Leak-Onto-Dark-Web

It's Levi-O-sah not Levi-o-SAH

llittle dick

Are these real???

big if true

hot

Marisa Tomei

Kelly Hu

Giada de Laurentiis

Kylie Jenner

Analeigh Tipton

Carice van Houten

Alyssa Arca

Lacey Banghard

Jillian Murray

Holly Willoughby

Giada? Oh hell yeah.

Well Analeigh and Jillian definitely had stuff posted. Jillian a bunch of pics and even more videos.

Lacey Banghard

Idk who this person is, but she's got a top-flight name.

British professional topless person.

The only profession that matters tbh

Leaking nudes of her seems a little redundant...

Same with Alyssa Arce, who's Playmate of the Month July 2013, then Terry Richardson shot her and she's now a famous nude model.

Carice van Houten

We've seen her tits tho

talk about an old hat

Marisa Tomei

I'm down.

http://thefappening2015.com/fappening/jillian-murray-nude-leaked/ Jillian Murray

She's already pulling some legal wizardry (pun intended) to get them taken down.

Sometimes I wonder why they bother, I mean taking something off the internet is about as easy as putting a broken water balloon back together.

She's already pulling some legal wizardry (pun intended) to get them taken down.

Where'd you see that?

some celebrity website. She's claiming that because she is in the photos, they are her personal property, ergo displaying them (or possessing them) is theft, so they won't be on any big website for long.

Oh, that happened awhile back, one shot from the current leaks was posted back then.

That supposedly happened 2 months ago too. They disappeared before it was widely known.

That's some bad logic, sometimes I forget she's white.

How easily can you find the Erin Andrews video? They do it because thankfully it works

it works

not really. It's still very easy to find it on torrent sites. I think it's a little harder to get it by googling, because the vid looks like shit and few people are sharing it.

How easily can you find the Erin Andrews video? They do it because thankfully it works.

here you go

It was like 3rd result down. I'm obviously not trying to condone illicit filming, I'm just trying to prove that once something goes on the internet, it stays there.

One hell of a figure though, damn.

I suppose most ppl's attention spans are really short and wouldn't spend more than like 15 seconds looking for the pics. It probably gets rid of the bulk of traffic.

when you try to tweet like Trump to see if it works

Did she delete that from twitter?

Fake tweet.

"alleged"

c'mon...

This proves it, it's actually her.

That is eerily Trumpesque. SAD!

It's fake

Fake and gay probably.

Strong independent young woman goes to masturbate, secretly recorded by the patriarchy, gets leaked by the hacker known as 4chan - MISOGYNY. Many such cases!

Why is it only disgusting if it happens to a woman? That's the problem with feminists.

These "leaks" are so disappointing this time around

Why can't these hackers do something useful for the fags?

find me john goodman's nudes...

or a cornhole shot of nick offerman?

something instead of these used up jizzjockey breeder girls.

Username check out

They got you Hulk Hogan.

lol that wasn't hackers, that was bubba the love sponge being a moron, something us floridians are used to on a regular basis.

That's true. If you really want some celebrity dick pics, my dad was street interviewed because he had hay fever. I could ask his girlfriend for a favoe

I hope it's not another fappening cause it was all well and good for everyone else but people getting their nudes leaked like that is sort of fucked up.

This proves it, it's not a five fucking Internet playboys.

Emma Watsons' nudes are as boring as the rest of her.

http://thefappening2015.com/fappening/emma-watson-nude-leaked-new/ lol)

/r/drama is in the news. (Archive)

I dunnoed, I guess.

Justin Small more like it. i m converted celebs do it because thankfully it works.

Holy shit u/Alverx . They quoted you in the daily telegraph

https://www.google.ie/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/15/fears-emma-watson-victim-nude-photo-hack-rumours-circle-online/amp/

You made it fam

you made it onto the news

Lol what the fuck, this thread is in the news.

If Justin Long can fuck Amanda Seyfried then there is hope for incels everywhere

He's pretty /fit/ unlike you, you fat fuck.

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Just another day on /r/Drama without one of you trying to get this fucking place shut down. 👍

Declaration from on high: JWG has declared no fucking dox. This includes naked celebs no matter how desperate you neckbeards are to jerk off to blurry pics of Emma Watson's nipples.

So don't link to them, kthx.

I think Emma Watson looks like a 12 year old boy. I don't know how people find this person attractive. When I found out she was going to be in beauty and the beast, I asked myself who they were going to find to play Belle.

she's not the hottest thing walking but come on she's above average in face at least. you don't get more macho sex points for pretending she's some ugly one off

I just don't find mayos attractive

this tbh fam

I think Emma Watson looks like a 12 year old boy. I don't know how people find this person attractive.

You are surprised on reddit that there are people that find the body of a 12-year old boy attractive?

/r/downvotesreally

im mad

Whatever you do, do NOT Google "(name of celebrity you want to see) nude" and check the first page of results.

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Why do so many people take pictures of themselves naked?

Plz link me the leaked photos Someone Anyone

According to reddit search, this post is the first on reddit to mention the leaks. Congratulations.

Who have links, pls in pm!)

pm me links :D