Those who want to live, let them punch Republicans, and those who do not want to punch Republicans in this world of eternal hysteria do not deserve to live.
Yes /r/drama has been too mainstream for a long time now. I would pin the time around when this place passed 15k subscribers - though to be fair 90% of the new subscribers since then are just noodles/kaalaaa alts.
"What is this 4chan, the 'dark web' site that can actually suck underage women though the computer monitor like the little girl from Poltergeist BOOOOOOOO!"
This is why I hate journalism and why so many mouth breathers think InfoWars is real.
That bitch is literally doing what we are doing right now, paraphrasing it and getting paid for it. Hell she is probably reading this too. Back in my day dumb forum posts were about the media, not the other way round.
HELLO FELLOW REDDIT USERS! I AM JUST LIKE YOU, A COMPLETELY TRUSTWORTHY REDDIT USER THAT LIKES FUNNY PICTURES AND STORIES! SPEAKING OF FUNNY PICTURES DO YOU GUYS WANNA SHARE THOSE EMMA WATSON PICS?
They probably didn't link to it because there are links to the photos in here. Speaking of which I'm not sure if the admins will like that. Should we remove them?
Declaration from on high: JWG has declared no fucking dox. This includes naked celebs no matter how desperate you neckbeards are to jerk off to blurry pics of Emma Watson's nipples.
I do not wish to see Emma Watson naked. She is a very beautiful woman, but I still have memories of her as a 12 year old girl, and that thought is just messed up. It's almost as if I were to happen upon nudies of my best friend's daugher. Yikes. Sooo many nude photos all around, I really don't to see just everyone naked.
I've seen the 12 year old Emma Watson in the movies. I also saw her nudes today. Never once did it cross mind to compare her nude body to a 12 year old child she once. Eww. I can't even imagine the thought process when you heard of her nudes. Your mind went to fantasizing about her 12 year old selves then trying to justify it by "I'm not a pedo!!! I'll don't to see this 12 year olds nudes!! FTW!!"
It's now pretty clear you're a closet pedo. Please end yourself whichever way is easiest.
Kudos on your lewd imagination. Once you get your projections in check, you'll find out that there is actually a real world out there for you to discover. It's full of people who don't constantly have to battle the urge to look at any celebrity nude they can get their fingers on.
If you did not dwell, with drool on your face, on exactly the thought process you so gingerly impute to others, if it did not cross your mind and linger there for a while -- how could you ever have come up with that crap?
I love how Apple's shitty iCloud security got a complete pass from the media during The Fappening, because all those folks who looked at the photos are the real bad guys!
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-03-15
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n/a Orsonius 2017-03-15
I dont think she is attractive but post the leaks anyways
n/a AreYouFuckingHappy 2017-03-15
We can't yet.
n/a sadlystillhere 2017-03-15
Gotta wait until some rag has the balls to publish them, then their free game on reddit.
n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-03-15
Just go to /b
n/a Fake2556 2017-03-15
Its a lame ass video with her face not even showing. If it's not her it's basically what she would look like.
n/a Bitch9900 2017-03-15
Are you gay
n/a Orsonius 2017-03-15
I might be
n/a SaintJason 2017-03-15
Oh shit son.
n/a SamInTheLoop 2017-03-15
I believe /u/Allanon_2020 is an undercover reporter.
n/a Tar-mairon 2017-03-15
I assumed the article was going to be about autism but they actually quote the /r/drama post.
Has /r/drama gone too mainstream?
n/a Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-03-15
It was good while it was. What is the point in supporting mayocide if everybody and their mothers support it?
n/a AntiLuke 2017-03-15
I still vote we switch gears into white supremacist style white genocide. What a beautiful world they imagine in their nightmares.
n/a cimarafa 2017-03-15
isn't that just white people having kids with non whites? Tbh that sounds challenging for much of this board.
n/a subpoutine 2017-03-15
Those who want to live, let them punch Republicans, and those who do not want to punch Republicans in this world of eternal hysteria do not deserve to live.
n/a dogcatbirdplane 2017-03-15
nigger
n/a AntiLuke 2017-03-15
Shut it down. Shut it all down.
n/a Perkisize_With_Tony 2017-03-15
(Mods right now)[https://www.google.com/search?q=shut+it+down&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS590US590&hl=en-US&prmd=vin&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiUx5jh39jSAhUW4mMKHZEoAf0Q_AUICCgC&biw=320&bih=492#imgrc=gTMtjBPXVkLoKM:]
n/a Alverx 2017-03-15
I don't know if I should be honored or terrified by this. All I was thinking about was the up votes, it has doubled my karma.
n/a going_for_a_wank 2017-03-15
Yes /r/drama has been too mainstream for a long time now. I would pin the time around when this place passed 15k subscribers - though to be fair 90% of the new subscribers since then are just noodles/kaalaaa alts.
n/a ANALRODEO 2017-03-15
Modern 'journalism'.
n/a tacticalbaconX 2017-03-15
"What is this 4chan, the 'dark web' site that can actually suck underage women though the computer monitor like the little girl from Poltergeist BOOOOOOOO!"
This is why I hate journalism and why so many mouth breathers think InfoWars is real.
n/a strathmeyer 2017-03-15
They should at least point out that serial kiddie harasser moot works for the Googles now.
n/a tacticalbaconX 2017-03-15
Yes, he became exponentially much less '4chanie' once he got a girlfriend.
A lesson for all his followers perhaps.
n/a skivian 2017-03-15
Did he get an actual girlfriend or is he still that one chicks side piece?
n/a tacticalbaconX 2017-03-15
I assume it's all the same to him?
n/a point_shaver 2017-03-15
They have over 9000 penises...
...AND THEY'RE ALL RAPING CHILDREN!
n/a Artiemes 2017-03-15
https://youtu.be/RcU7FaEEzNU?t=20m17s
n/a my__name__is 2017-03-15
That bitch is literally doing what we are doing right now, paraphrasing it and getting paid for it. Hell she is probably reading this too. Back in my day dumb forum posts were about the media, not the other way round.
n/a TheTrueNobody 2017-03-15
HELLO FELLOW REDDIT USERS! I AM JUST LIKE YOU, A COMPLETELY TRUSTWORTHY REDDIT USER THAT LIKES FUNNY PICTURES AND STORIES! SPEAKING OF FUNNY PICTURES DO YOU GUYS WANNA SHARE THOSE EMMA WATSON PICS?
I'M COMPLETELY TRUSTWORTHY
n/a telandrias 2017-03-15
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
n/a hugefuckingfaggot2 2017-03-15
literally just go on 4chan/tv/
n/a Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-03-15
No link? Fuck you Telegraph.
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-15
message the author
n/a Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-03-15
They probably didn't link to it because there are links to the photos in here. Speaking of which I'm not sure if the admins will like that. Should we remove them?
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-15
ugh but joan i'm hungover and don't want to do anything at all
n/a Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-03-15
I didn't mean "we" as in "us." We'll get a grunt to do it.
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-15
/u/phedre pls
n/a phedre 2017-03-15
rude.
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-15
pls
n/a phedre 2017-03-15
FINE. I made a filter for the doxxy links.
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-15
thank you
i'm gonna go vomit and jerk off
n/a phedre 2017-03-15
Lightweight.
n/a SamWhite 2017-03-15
That's hot.
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-15
and then cry yourself to sleep like the rest of us?
n/a phedre 2017-03-15
I was told there would be no work.
Automod's filtering it by default anyway, so you don't have to do anything.
n/a Kazimir-Malevich 2017-03-15
Make me a mod I'll remove them all day
n/a justcool393 2017-03-15
Yeah but that'd be more effort than
threatening with leaks fromasking /u/phedre to do it.n/a phedre 2017-03-15
Me dealing with all your nonsense right now.
n/a justcool393 2017-03-15
Who let you out of your cage?
n/a alien122 2017-03-15
Which photos?
n/a botchlings 2017-03-15
They aren't exactly hard to find using Google. It took me less than a minute.
n/a PraiseBeToKek 2017-03-15
14 years later and the media still doesn't know how 4chan works.
n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-03-15
They know he's hacker though
n/a DistortedLines 2017-03-15
Yea XD
n/a ProfessedBug 2017-03-15
Who's 4chan? He sounds Asian.
n/a ShinyHitmonlee 2017-03-15
His real name is Hiroshima Nagasaki.
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-03-15
Next article suggested at end of page:
Make your minds up.
n/a june34 2017-03-15
They weren't nudes, they were nude photos. There's a difference.
n/a phedre 2017-03-15
Declaration from on high: JWG has declared no fucking dox. This includes naked celebs no matter how desperate you neckbeards are to jerk off to blurry pics of Emma Watson's nipples.
So don't link to them, kthx.
n/a Tar-mairon 2017-03-15
Screw that. Here's a link
n/a TruthPains 2017-03-15
Wow, she has more curves than I thought.
n/a Nomadlads 2017-03-15
And they say feminists are ugly. #NotMyFeminists
n/a ThatOtherPromise 2017-03-15
I mean, if it was a hot ceb I would get it, but that fucking average surfboard? really?
I mean her tits was a big fucking meh
n/a sadlystillhere 2017-03-15
You can find them easily in the obvious places anyway. Worth a look in my opinion.
n/a readerwritermaybe 2017-03-15
Proof that reddit is dying.
n/a Zachums 2017-03-15
lol
n/a ninjaofpatience 2017-03-15
This but unironically
n/a HueGenics 2017-03-15
You're not my real mum.
n/a trj820 2017-03-15
Why do we care what John Wayne Gacy thinks?
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-15
For non fags
4chan.org. That's all you need.
If I get benned, I'm just helping autists connect with other autists.
n/a lurker093287h 2017-03-15
Does that mean that upper crust toffs read /r/drama on an hourly basis.
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-15
no it means that someone here tipped them off
n/a lurker093287h 2017-03-15
Nice try Giles.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-15
We have a turd in the punch bowl
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-15
I did it. I told on you guys.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-15
To the Gulag with this one!
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-15
nyet!!
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-03-15
I bet it were Russians.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-03-15
Know we're not allowed to link them in this thread, so can someone with a modicum less laziness than me send me a PM link?
n/a allahu_akbar_boom 2017-03-15
So are there nudes?
n/a botchlings 2017-03-15
Yes. Easy to find via Google.
Not all that impressive but nudes nonetheless.
n/a Calebrox124 2017-03-15
For the lazy?
n/a sadlystillhere 2017-03-15
Some list that is floating around:
Unconfirmed but probable:
n/a botchlings 2017-03-15
Protip: Your nudes can't leak if you don't take nude pictures to begin with.
Not sure what any of these people were thinking, especially after the first fappening.
n/a Barnie_Senders 2017-03-15
Yeah.. I get the whole "but celebrities r people too!!" thing but come on, you really shouldn't do this shit if you're in such a spotlight.
n/a LSeww 2017-03-15
Literally how hard can it be not to make nude pictures of yourfucking self?
n/a sadlystillhere 2017-03-15
They shouldn't use cloud based uploading services. Talk is Emma's iCloud got hacked. When you're a celebrity you should be a bit more careful.
n/a Bitch9900 2017-03-15
Those are fake
n/a Bitch9900 2017-03-15
Those are fake
n/a Skreamie 2017-03-15
I mean that's poor logic as well. Their problem is storing them in such an accessible location.
n/a niggerpenis 2017-03-15
Victim blaming reeeeee
n/a eatkittens 2017-03-15
The text placement here is unfortunate http://i.imgur.com/pJgaeDJ.jpg
n/a DuckHuntHotDog 2017-03-15
Implying anyone here actually jerks it to 3d
n/a tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-03-15
Do 3D pillows count?
n/a 39flws 2017-03-15
Like, actual depth, with breasts to nestle in? Or do you mean a normal bodypillow and not just a pillow case lying on the floor?
n/a tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-03-15
I mean my mom's throw pillow that I dress up at night and masturbate to from across the room.
n/a lifesbrink 2017-03-15
Imagine being as lame as Helena Horton and having super title gore for your articles...
n/a montres2 2017-03-15
fourteen years later and the media still doesn't know if I should be a bit more careful.
n/a pizza_p0wned 2017-03-15
Paz de la Huerta. more Millie Mackintosh. more Keke P. I don't take bare pictures to begin with.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-03-15
Literally people I've never heard of.
n/a shitlordcaligula 2017-03-15
I was promised Giada nudes. Someone had better deliver.
n/a Chicup 2017-03-15
You don't even have to troll the media these days, they troll themselves.
n/a Deity_Of_Darkness 2017-03-15
This is very boring. And she's not very attractive.
n/a 39flws 2017-03-15
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
n/a glmox 2017-03-15
well this is a better way of proximally appearing in the news than i really expected in my life
n/a a_jill_sandwich 2017-03-15
The nudes are blatantly her. Don't trust the dirty tax dodger's denials.
n/a a_jill_sandwich 2017-03-15
Not once does this article mention Justin Long's poor, leaked penis. What a sexist.
n/a vijeno 2017-03-15
I do not wish to see Emma Watson naked. She is a very beautiful woman, but I still have memories of her as a 12 year old girl, and that thought is just messed up. It's almost as if I were to happen upon nudies of my best friend's daugher. Yikes. Sooo many nude photos all around, I really don't to see just everyone naked.
n/a flipkt 2017-03-15
You have a very dirty mind and a messed up view on this. You're probably a closet pedophike and should just hang yourself just to be safe.
n/a vijeno 2017-03-15
I'm a pedophile because I don't want to see Emma Watson naked. Crystal clear logic FTW!
Also, my preferred method of suicide would probably not be hanging. That's far too much work.
n/a flipkt 2017-03-15
I've seen the 12 year old Emma Watson in the movies. I also saw her nudes today. Never once did it cross mind to compare her nude body to a 12 year old child she once. Eww. I can't even imagine the thought process when you heard of her nudes. Your mind went to fantasizing about her 12 year old selves then trying to justify it by "I'm not a pedo!!! I'll don't to see this 12 year olds nudes!! FTW!!"
It's now pretty clear you're a closet pedo. Please end yourself whichever way is easiest.
n/a vijeno 2017-03-15
Kudos on your lewd imagination. Once you get your projections in check, you'll find out that there is actually a real world out there for you to discover. It's full of people who don't constantly have to battle the urge to look at any celebrity nude they can get their fingers on.
If you did not dwell, with drool on your face, on exactly the thought process you so gingerly impute to others, if it did not cross your mind and linger there for a while -- how could you ever have come up with that crap?
It's okay. I have already forgiven you.
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-15
where are the tits
n/a flipkt 2017-03-15
Some of the leaks are on the front page btw https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfwcelebs/comments/5znsor/sharing_a_private_moment_with_emma_watson/
n/a tacticalbaconX 2017-03-15
I love how Apple's shitty iCloud security got a complete pass from the media during The Fappening, because all those folks who looked at the photos are the real bad guys!
n/a YourGayOpinion 2017-03-15
Where. Are. The. Nudes.