I'm shocked that the world-class journalist who has brought us startling developments on Lindsey Lohan's hijab fashion line and Victoria Beckham's facial expressions would behave this way.
As an actual autistic person, perfect grammar is critically important to clear communications, and the lack thereof is one of our major barriers to social interaction.
Otherwise we have to fall back to unreliable "guess which part is the error". Remember that "I have to watch my grandpa fucking a man" screenshot floating around? Without the additional context of the reactions, the most likely interpretation is not the intended one.
When you are talking about the letter s is it an s or a s??? I always just fall back on what sounds better to me in my head when dealing with grammar shit like that. oh and I would have picked an s myself because its starting sound sounds like a vowel. Tell me I'm wrong reddit!
Is that case it would be "as s" because you're typing it as if it were said aloud. S aloud wouldn't be "suh", it would be "ess". The vowel beginning is what makes it an "an" rather than an "a".
remember when life was easy and you knew that the kid at school who was a wiz at nintendo wasn't the same one you went to for help with social studies homework?
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n/a mRNA28 2017-03-15
This really angers me, Skrub. You're better than this.
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-03-15
I'm really not. : [
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-15
You should've followed your last sentence with "However, we are an authority on nasty dumpster sex behind Denny's, if you are interested ;)"
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-03-15
Oh wow sliding into dms by whining about not crediting your fave autismo reddit sub in a news article
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-15
Did you mean to reply to me or Skrub?
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-03-15
I respond to people who upvote my comments. Clearly I replied to you in error.
n/a riemann1413 2017-03-15
i was the one who downvoted you ;)
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-03-15
Easily number 7 in my list of Top Ten Anime Betrayals
n/a pepperouchau 2017-03-15
Rierie is fam no longer
n/a DuchessSandwich 2017-03-15
do you count 10 to 1 or 1 to 10?
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-15
rude tbh
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-03-15
I believe whole heartedly in being tribalistically autistic
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-03-15
This. Honestly
n/a point_shaver 2017-03-15
What else you got going for you?
n/a dogcatbirdplane 2017-03-15
we can teach him
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-03-15
Haha
n/a ImNotPayingFullPrice 2017-03-15
I have it on solid authority that this person's username is /u/LemonScore.
n/a ChaoticEvil 2017-03-15
I'm shocked that the world-class journalist who has brought us startling developments on Lindsey Lohan's hijab fashion line and Victoria Beckham's facial expressions would behave this way.
n/a AllocatedData 2017-03-15
an
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-03-15
Someone should make a post with her name in the title and see if she writes an "article" about that too.
n/a snallygaster 2017-03-15
Wow rude!
n/a serizzzzle 2017-03-15
Sad!
n/a ichthyophis 2017-03-15
mayo ape
n/a randomthrowawaiii 2017-03-15
delete your web browser and cancel your internet subscription
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-03-15
Kys, I talk how I want
n/a randomthrowawaiii 2017-03-15
Enjoy your autism friendo
n/a o11c 2017-03-15
As an actual autistic person, perfect grammar is critically important to clear communications, and the lack thereof is one of our major barriers to social interaction.
Otherwise we have to fall back to unreliable "guess which part is the error". Remember that "I have to watch my grandpa fucking a man" screenshot floating around? Without the additional context of the reactions, the most likely interpretation is not the intended one.
n/a Neon_needles 2017-03-15
It's kind of hard to have empathy when most autistic people are obese pedophilia loving losers who work at Wendy's.
I know this, because I also have major autism.
n/a Zachums 2017-03-15
wow, I only have colonel autism. Good for you.
n/a Thhueros 2017-03-15
Colonel is a higher rank, stupidhead
n/a Zachums 2017-03-15
Is it?
n/a Thhueros 2017-03-15
It's one step below a generalship
n/a Zachums 2017-03-15
oh lol, I read this incorrectly. In that case I have captain autism, which actually sounds like a superhero.
n/a Kuonji 2017-03-15
Captain Caveman is autistic
n/a pepperouchau 2017-03-15
Did you never play Stratego you fucking degenerate
n/a Zachums 2017-03-15
Nope.
n/a TNBK 2017-03-15
Colonel autism is bigger than major autism
But I guess a true autist would fuck that sentence up anyway. Wp mayo filth
n/a vanamerongen 2017-03-15
Hey, that explains why it's kinda hard for you to have empathy.
n/a Neon_needles 2017-03-15
And my massive collection of sonic the hedgehog action figures.
n/a silent_xfer 2017-03-15
Wrong sub friendo.
n/a randomthrowawaiii 2017-03-15
I'm on the spectrum as awell, says here you should be less of a pussy and learn to laugh at yourself.
n/a o11c 2017-03-15
I'm not personally hurt.
The problem is, every time I interact, I have to deal with people who think this way.
The only solution is to stop people from deliberately spreading misinformation.
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-15
I've heard your voice irl. You sound fine.
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-03-15
Quit ruining my bad boi persona
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-15
fixed
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-03-15
Ayyyyyy
n/a baaaaby 2017-03-15
if i went to school to become a journalist and was forced to cover garbage like this id get lazy too
n/a lifesbrink 2017-03-15
So, who is it?
n/a Cauchemar89 2017-03-15
Pls Mrs. Horton could you quote me in your next journalistic piece? I really want to become internet famous.
How about "I saw Emma Watson's pictures. Her nipples are as perky as a piglets in a cold winter morning."? Is that quoteworthy enough?
n/a sonicaficionado 2017-03-15
DELET THIS
n/a JAGoMAN 2017-03-15
Link? 😂😂😂🤔🤗💯💯💯💯👊👌👌👌
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-03-15
Will Emma Watson sue /r/drama ?
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-15
She can try, I guess.
n/a pepperouchau 2017-03-15
Was there even any bussy in the leak? Why would we care?
n/a sadlystillhere 2017-03-15
What a cunt.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-03-15
Quick, what did this woman do?
n/a SithisTheDreadFather 2017-03-15
tfw you're so lazy that you can't be bothered to look at the only sticky
n/a Deity_Of_Darkness 2017-03-15
r/drama should troll that woman and should start targeting the Telegraph.
n/a coco-o 2017-03-15
expoct us
n/a ur_mom_IoI 2017-03-15
ecks dee
n/a ShinyHitmonlee 2017-03-15
Nice try Helen
n/a Deity_Of_Darkness 2017-03-15
I'm not Helen. r/drama should use it's weaponized autism to fight CNN and MSNBC.
n/a nmx179 2017-03-15
Let's get to the real issues - where does Helena Horton stand on the mayocide?
n/a atakeonhooper 2017-03-15
you're never having sex again
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-15
Are you implying he's already had sex?
n/a silent_xfer 2017-03-15
Well his mom raped him, that counts right?
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-03-15
So in other words, she's a coward? Shocker, I wonder how clogged her inbox must be right now.
n/a caffienatedjedi 2017-03-15
Journalism was a mistake.
n/a Zenguppy 2017-03-15
"also. lol Also" i only bring this up and poke fun at it because its a flaw i see in myself a lot too many ands, buts, and alsos.
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-03-15
I get a and an wrong a lot, as people often remind me on here. Lol
n/a Zenguppy 2017-03-15
When you are talking about the letter s is it an s or a s??? I always just fall back on what sounds better to me in my head when dealing with grammar shit like that. oh and I would have picked an s myself because its starting sound sounds like a vowel. Tell me I'm wrong reddit!
n/a mRNA28 2017-03-15
Is that case it would be "as s" because you're typing it as if it were said aloud. S aloud wouldn't be "suh", it would be "ess". The vowel beginning is what makes it an "an" rather than an "a".
n/a Zenguppy 2017-03-15
tempted to downvote you just because you didn't tell me i was wrong heh
n/a mRNA28 2017-03-15
Rude 👺
n/a Zenguppy 2017-03-15
you have now told me how i was wrong and earned your upvotes
n/a mRNA28 2017-03-15
Now I feel bad I'm so sorry Skrub.
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-03-15
I still love u bae, more than even ghazi drama : 3
n/a Sergey_Kislyak 2017-03-15
Do you think Horton hears a Who?
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-03-15
She is definitely an elephant, makes sense
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-03-15
I think she's a candidate for the lesser known sequel:
Horton
HatchesWatches the Last of Her Viable Eggs Get Tossed in a Flurry of Kotex and Chardonnayn/a ason 2017-03-15
Is it weird that I would fuck this version of her but not this version?
n/a Awayfone 2017-03-15
I can agree. Although both version look like unpleasant to be around
n/a Kuonji 2017-03-15
second one showing off that lazy eye
n/a neutralvoter 2017-03-15
remember when life was easy and you knew that the kid at school who was a wiz at nintendo wasn't the same one you went to for help with social studies homework?
Yeah... good times.