Socially inept redditor comes up with 'life hack'. Other redditors aren't pleased

22  2017-03-16 by apolea

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I don't know who is more spergy, the OP who posted that or the people commenting.

You destroyed a paperclip for no fucking reason.CONGRATULATIONS!

Oh no, not a paper clip. Nigga, I clean my ears with a paper clip then throw it in the trash cuz I'm hardcore and don't give a fuck, you pussy nigga bitch faggot.

God I'm so angry who wants to fight/fuck me??

Uuu

who wants to fight/fuck me??

change the order and i'm game

yep.

To be fair though, I also have very little regard for paperclips.

You ever heard of a q-tip your crazy weirdo? You'll perforate your ear drums one of these days.

Paper clips are an endangered species.

You need to think before you speak.

What if we were to make some kind of general artificial intelligence with the goal of increasing the number of paper clips in the universe?

I think we could fix the paper clips' endangered status, and I don't see how this could go wrong.

Holy fuck stop cleaning your ears with a paperclip, that's scary as fuck 😱😱

I clean my ears with a paper clip

Now that's a real lifehack.